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Zed
Zardoz

Combining Puss In Boots' footwear with Bobby Ball's braces and Gandhi's nappy, there's nothing about this outfit that works. Coupled with a plaited ponytail and a porn star moustache, this isn't so much a costume as a protest against everything that is good and pure in the world. When even the rugged machismo of Sean Connery can't save you, post-apocalyptic allegory or not, your movie (and its wardrobe department) deserves to be blasted into oblivion.
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