Who got hurt? Channing Tatum

What happened? Shooting The Eagle Of The Ninth in the chilly Scottish Highlands last October, Tatum had to endure some scenes wading through a cold river.

"The only way to keep warm was by pouring a mix of boiling water and river water down your suit," he told Details magazine. "We were finally done shooting for the day, and one of the crew guys asks if I want to warm up before I go. I'm like, 'Nah, I'm good.' And then I thought, 'Why not?'

"Thing is, he'd forgotten to dilute the kettle water. So he poured scalding water down my suit. And I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down and pretty much burned the skin off the head of my d**k."

Gentlemen, begin crossing your legs. We're pleased to report his, er, manhood is apparently healthy again, but the hour-long drive to the hospital can't have been fun.