If a 5000-years-in-the-waiting 'Great Evil' is coming your way, try getting your mind off things by heading to the universe's most luxurious holiday destination - that's right, Fhloston Paradise, where yesterday's frog will be tomorrow's prince! Home of a thousand and one follies, lollies and lick 'em lollies, Fhloston Paradise is a magic fountain flow of lying, wine, women and coochie coochie coo! And if that doesn't persuade you, there's always the twelve swimming pools (with two on the rooftop), 400 beaches (all accessible until 5pm) and a giant blue tentacle-headed opera singer to serenade you as life as we know it gets destroyed. Potentially. Anyway, come along for the holiday of a lifetime - and don't forget your multipass!

Other cruises available include: Axiom, the flagship of the BnL fleet and latterly home to Wall�E, the Valley Forge space freighter, and Event Horizon, the ever-popular express ticket straight to hell.