If you're in the need of some sexual healing, Mars is the place for you - or, more specifically, Mars's red light district, Venusville, where you'll meet the ultimate call girl: Mary the Mutant Prostitute and her three magnificent breasts. If that isn't deviant enough, there's always the opportunity to dress up / inhabit the body of an older woman (you devious dog), pull red balls out your nose (ooh, kinky!) and even meet a man with a physic baby attached to his stomach (if that's your kind of thing). Any road, if you're into sex, you'll love the memories you'll keep after you visit Mars (or, if you prefer, you can fake them entirely with lobotomy specialists ReKall).

If Mars sounds a bit too fruity for you, try the ever-so-saucy French plannette SoGo, where gratuitous erotic moments are de rigeur.