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We live in a world where Lake Placid 4: The Final Chapter exists. The distributor sent us a cake to the office and everything! Some of us, it transpired, were not even aware that there had been a Lake Placid 2, and this turned our easily distracted minds to the world of the Direct-To-Video sequel, where franchises can continue apparently without anybody watching them. Here, then, is a representative sample - though we'd love your suggestions for an expanded follow-up feature. Never Back Down 2: The Beatdown? Timecop 2: The Berlin Decision? The Rise And Fall Of A White Collar Hooligan 2: England Away? Let us know what should be added in the comment box below...

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American Psycho

Director: Mary Harron
Starring: Christian Bale, Willem Dafoe, Jared Leto
Budget: $7m
Box Office: $34m

Plot: Adaptation of Bret Easton Ellis’ violent satirical novel. The film gives us Christian Bale in his breakout grown-up role as Patrick Bateman, a faceless Wall Street suit having a serial killing meltdown in the hideous 1980s. Something of a modern American classic, Ellis’ book was considered basically unfilmable, but Harron gave it a decent stab and managed to keep the jet-black humour and a lot of the ambiguity.

American Psycho 2

Director: Morgan J. Freeman
Starring: Mila Kunis, William Shatner

Plot: A slasher film with a new female psycho, and the tagline “Angrier, deadlier, sexier”. It’s possible that somebody didn’t quite understand the point of the original. Mila Kunis is the killer (not a spoiler, that) and William Shatner plays a former fed who’s now a college professor. It was 2002: he hadn’t got Boston Legal yet. This was originally a standalone screenplay called The Girl Who Wouldn’t Die. The hastily written-in connection to American Psycho is that Kunis’ babysitter dated Patrick Bateman. Only once, though…

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Literally hadn't heard most of these. You think Hollywood might stop churning these out as they obviously made no money.... American Psycho 2, back to school WTF??? More

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