Find Your Perfect Movie Mother The fun, the obsessed, the downright psycho...
Uma Thurman tackles kiddie nightmares in this week's Motherhood, so we thought we'd take a look at cinematic mothers to help with modern life. Oh, and since Mother's Day is coming up this month, we're suggesting presents for them too. Aren't we nice? WORDS JAMES WHITE
Find Your Perfect Movie Mother Sarah Connor Terminator 2: Judgment Day
A mother who can dispatch pervy asylum doctors and marauding melty cyborgs with guts to spare would be indispensible in a world where the school run has turned into a brutal brawl of 4X4 family tanks and annoying hoodies. Plus, no bully would ever trouble you knowing that they'd end up running from a hail of machine gun bullets. Gift idea: AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf****r in the room, accept no substitutes.
I thought Lorraine from Back to the Future should've been on the list. She had a crush on her own freakin' son for crying out loud! Read More
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most memorable mom IMO
Posted on Sunday March 7, 2010, 19:09 by Count Karnstein
Carrie's mom, Mrs White!! Man, she was nuts...i'd definitely rather have that xenomorph as a mother over Mrs White -- "i can see your dirty pillows"!..."they're breasts, momma" Read More
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Psycho!!!
Posted on Friday March 5, 2010, 20:40 by Kurtis93
The iconic mother form pyscho!!! she should be there!! Read More
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Posted on Friday March 5, 2010, 20:36 by SoapyKC
What about the mother from Psycho?! She may have been in the hotelkeeper's mind but she sre was scary. Read More
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Of course Sarah Connor, but also...
Posted on Friday March 5, 2010, 15:54 by nanacat
...Mrs. Flax from the Mermaids ;) Crazy, tamperamental, experienced, cynical and so not preacher!! Read More
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Posted on Friday March 5, 2010, 14:07 by Almie
What the hell happened to Beatrix Kiddo? Talking about one cool mother that can kick your bullies ass. Or you know, cut off their head with a Hanzo sword. Read More
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RE:
Posted on Friday March 5, 2010, 12:59 by chris11111111111
What about "Stop, or my Mom will shoot"! Read More
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Posted on Friday March 5, 2010, 02:34 by angier21
Well, you kind of have to have pity for the Alien queen. Sure, on the human side of things, she's a real bitch, but think about it. If someone came into your house, set fire to your children & blew holes in your uterus, you'd be pretty pissed too... Read More
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Posted on Thursday March 4, 2010, 20:27 by JimBill93
What happened to Ellen Ripley... Protective, strong, not afraid to enter an alien hive if it means saving her child?! Read More
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milf
Posted on Thursday March 4, 2010, 18:54 by hi charlie
what about Barbara Daily Baekeland aka Julianne moore, mmmmmmmmmm Savage hand job. Read More
