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As part of a gang of would-be criminals, Bacon (Jason Statham) attempts to warn his mates of the potential consequences of crossing strip club owner Hatchett Harry (P.H.Moriarty). It’s enough to put the willies up even the bolshiest of likely lads, and The Stath’s recollection of ‘death by dildo’ really speaks for itself: “Harry’s invited Smithy round for an explanation. He didn’t do a very good job. Within a minute, Harry’s lost his rag, reached out for the nearest thing at hand - which happened to be a 15inch black rubber cock. He’s then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with it. Now that was seen as a pleasant way to go.” Nuff said.

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