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For forty minutes of Tony Scott�s revenge thriller, Creasy (Denzel Washington) is a big, cuddly, lovable bear of a man, slowly forming a bond with his young charge, Dakota Fanning�s Pita. Then she gets kidnapped, and Creasy decides to paint his masterpiece. It�s unlikely that any artist prior to Creasy decided to cram a bomb up someone�s bumhole, but then again Creasy�s art is death. Looking for info from bottom-feeding scumbag Fuentes, Creasy gives him a suppository that you won�t find down your local Boots. And, even after he gets what he needs, Creasy walks away. Now that's cold. "A last wish, please," begs Fuentes. "I wish you had more time," deadpans Creasy. Somebody pass the Andrex.
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