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10 Movie Astronauts You Wouldn’t Want To Be Stuck In Space With
Bad company for when you’re headed to infinity... and beyond!

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10 Movie Astronauts You Wouldn’t Want To Be Stuck In Space With | Galaxy Quest (1999)
Galaxy Quest (1999)

Character: Jason Nesmith (Tim Allen)

Bouffant-coiffed Shatner-alike Nesmith is a preening, washed-up actor re-living his TV glory days at fan conventions for his old show, Galaxy Quest. When he and his bitter cast mates are abducted by a bunch of aliens who think his adventures as Captain Peter Quincy Taggart were real, Nesmith has to step up to become a hero. But oy... What a blowhard. An annoying, cloying, drunken buffoon, we’d hate to have him on our crew, especially when he doesn’t have special alien tech to help out. Never give up? Never surrender? STFU.
 

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1 What!
So like... Where was Ash of the Nostromo!? Who made this list? And IBM as a charecter??? Have a better one... More

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KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! More

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Unbelievable, Burke and Ash not mentioned, maybe even Fifield!!!!! what about Khan? More

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Today I learned that Hal 9000 is an astronaut. More

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6 As below……..
Where the hell are Ash and Burke! Both defo deserve mentions! More

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7 Solaris - Kelvin not Klein!
Clooney's character in Solaris does not "share a name with Chris Klein" since he's called Chris Kelvin... More

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8 Burke
Burke from Aliens came to mind when I first saw this More

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9 Ash
Sorely missing Ian Holm's Ash here. More

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10 Event horizon
I assume Chris wrote this with an obligatory/incessant mention of Event Horizon More

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