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The 22 Most Badass Beards In Cinema
Is that a rat on your chin or are you just awesome?

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The 22 Most Badass Beards In Cinema | The
The "White Eyebrow"

Man behind the beard: Chia Hui Liu
Film: Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2 (2003-2004)
Character played: Pai Mei
Real or fake? Fake

When all’s said and done, Pai Mei is a show off. Not only is he the uber-boss of all things kung fu, he’s also the teacher of such esteemed death-bringers as The Bride, Bill, and Elle. Plus, he can execute the stupidly-lethal Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique. What. A. Show-off.

And as for his facial fuzz, that’s just too far, mister. Your name means “white eyebrow”, so we can forgive you the lower-forehead fur, but what about ludicrous beard-flick-laughing-thing you keep doing? And that bun on your head? And the waterfall-like white strands of hair that fall out from all sides of your face? You look like a wally. A seriously badass, ultimately very frightening, white-haired wally. Um, please don’t kill us.
 

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1 Re: No Seneca Crane?!
Aah sincere apologies, I've only just noticed the date on this thing. Cheeky Ali directing me to an old feature to distract me from The Fassbender. More

Posted by polkadotty5 on Tuesday April 17, 2012, 14:51

2 No Seneca Crane?!
Is it too groomed for you and therefore deemed inadequately manly? There is nothing more badass than a man who takes care of his facial hair well. More

Posted by polkadotty5 on Tuesday April 17, 2012, 14:47

3 The "Cap'n Jack"
The "Cap'n Jack" beard is fake. One the behind the scenes of the film is partly Johnny Depp in the make-up chair saying that the majority of the beard is fake because he can't grow his own! :) More

Posted by Castiel on Saturday August 20, 2011, 16:03

4 The "Cap'n Jack"
The "Cap'n Jack" beard is fake. On the behind the scenes of the film, part of it is Johnny Depp in the make-up chair saying that the majority of the beard is fake because he can't grow his own! :) More

Posted by Castiel on Saturday August 20, 2011, 16:00


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