The Happy Couple: Saskia (Lucy Punch) and Tim (Robert Webb)

The Hanger On: Raif (Rufus Hound)

What’s the situation? Best man and brother of the groom Raif has taken it upon himself to record the run-up to Saskia and Tim’s wedding. As a low-budget Orson Welles he’s privy to all the stresses and strains of the impending nuptials. This leaves plenty of time to reconnect with his old wildchild pal Saskia and throw a giant spanner in the works.

Worst moment: A toss-up between the bit where Saskia’s world caves in or the bit where her mum tries to make her travel to church by unicorn.

Moral of the story? Always follow your heart and never hire a cinematographer.

Wedding checklist:

Does the wedding go ahead?
Does true love triumph?
Is there a run for love at the end?
Comic relief from elderly relatives?
Realism score	2/10