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How To Make The Indiest Indie Movie Ever | 6. Get Catherine Keener Involved
6. Get Catherine Keener Involved

Key characteristic: Being Catherine Keener.

Optional characteristics: Nothing else required - all Catherine Keener needs to do is be Catherine Keener.

With her indier-than-indie back catalogue (Being John Malkovich, Lovely & Amazing, Death To Smoochy, The Ballad Of Jack And Rose, Friends With Money, Into The Wild, Cyrus, Please Give, The Oranges, Synecdoche, New York), you are actively doing your movie a disservice if you don't get her involved in some capacity. She could sing the theme tune, appear as a credits cameo, even help out with the craft services - though of course this would be a huge waste of her talents.

Somewhat glib attempts at humour aside, Ms. Keener is a fantastic actress, with her work with indie directorial darlings Spike Jonze and Nicole Holofcener more than enough to make her worthy of your consideration. That said, don't confuse her with Mary Steenburgen or she'll straight up murder your ass. Possibly.

Wardrobe: Whatever the costume department have picked out for her; her hair reasonably long.

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1 90s
Is it just me or is the "indie" flick playing the 90s infront of people who are too young to be nostalgic? i should mention at this point that i am quite partial to "indie" flicks. And I am too young to be nostalgic. Anyway, I'm going to go and play Pokemon on my Gameboy now, while listening to to Cypress Hill and watching Star Trek: Voyager. And then make a film about it. More

Posted by sipi on Wednesday October 17, 2012, 22:20

2 What?
Ellen Page is a must for leading Lady in an Indie flick More

Posted by CambiMan on Tuesday October 16, 2012, 17:21

3 RE: Great Gerwig?
Inde films suck so much 90% of the time. More

Posted by NeoBrowser on Monday October 15, 2012, 04:46

4 Great Gerwig?
Think you might have meant Greta... Unless it was an intentional mistake commentating on her quality in Greenberg. If so hats off. If not claim it was. More

Posted by ahaig on Friday October 12, 2012, 15:01

5 Tony The Teddy Soprano
All them movis are wank, everyone of them. They are all Junos. eXCPET Where The Wild Things Are. The most un-child friendly child movie i ever seen in my life. And the best movie from the past 10 years. Cataclysmically underlooked. More

Posted by burtbondy on Friday October 12, 2012, 10:47

6 E B
With Adjustment Bureau it's more that she's the pretty girl that takes the bored man out of his humdrum existence type thing... More

Posted by Ali Plumb on Friday October 12, 2012, 09:10

7 Todd VanDerWerff Strikes Again
I dont think even he knew Manic Pixie Dream Girl would enter the lexicon so solidly... Dang... I love his blog too. So yeah. Interesting list. More

Posted by kisswithatear on Friday October 12, 2012, 04:06

8 Adjustment Bureau - 'indie'?!
Hardly, I would argue. Unless you're just putting it there just for info on roles that Emily Blunt has played, in which case I apologise. More

Posted by polkadotty5 on Friday October 12, 2012, 01:40

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Is this supposed to be part of your "Indy" week, you punning japesters...? More

Posted by JamieNC on Thursday October 11, 2012, 17:10


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