The Path To Love: Fancy playing away from home? Here?s how: head to an old-fashioned railway station, one with ? this is crucial ? a little caf� just off the platform. Pretend to have something in your eye until a dishy doctor appears to help you get rid of it. After that, contrive to bump into the same man and form first a friendship and then something rather more with him, and Bob?s your uncle: true love!

Possible Pitfall: Given that you?re both so terribly, terribly English, and awfully, awfully proper, chances are you?ll never quite consummate your relationship before he leaves to do missionary work in Africa and you go back to your nice-but-dull other half. Basically, it?s doomed. Don?t do it!