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5 Movie Plots That Hollywood Has Officially Done To Death
Retire these stories at once

A certain amount of familiarity is acceptable and maybe even desirable on film. We all expect the goodies to (mostly) win; we all want the guy to (usually) get the girl. But some storylines are officially just over, done, in serious need of wholesale replacement. The below are the most over-familiar examples, stories that we keep seeing, and keep wishing would go away. Not all the films below are bad, by any means – each of these plots has been done well a number of times – but they are now used up and wrung-out like last week’s laundry. Please, Hollywood, let them go.

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The Plot
Probably-uptight workaholic learns what’s important in life

Examples
The Family Man (pictured), Liar Liar, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, Baby Boom, Pretty Woman, Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian, Jack Frost, Hook, Regarding Henry, Imagine That, The Ugly Truth, A Good Year.

Typical Case
You know the story. Our Hero is a hard-working type spends every waking minute in the office, obsessing over paperwork like Patrick Bateman obsesses over business cards and showing about as much interest in life outside the office as Bateman does in issues of women’s lib. If Our Hero has a love interest, it’s an anaemic and ill-suited one. If he or she has children, he neglects them and if he’s a he, there’s a 100 percent chance that he’s recently missed their Little League game. But one day, a fairy godmother / crazy accident / freespirited love interest comes along and changes all that.

Before you know it, Our Hero has thrown his BlackBerry to the wind and is bunking off to spend the day romping with his newfound supernatural friend / head-wound-inspired sense of wonder at the world / adorable child or lover. Cue hugs, puppies and future happiness, with a convenient deus ex machina providing enough continuing income so that their standard of living doesn’t abruptly plummet.

Honourable Exception
A Christmas Carol – the original and best.

Why This Needs To Go
In the current economic climate, this is just too much of a fairytale. Also, it’s boooooo-ring.
 

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