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11 Helpful Movie Robots That Will Ruin Your Life
Bad robots: The very latest in artificial stupidity

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11 Helpful Movie Robots That Will Ruin Your Life | Johnny Cab
Johnny Cab

Film: Total Recall (1990)

Cheerier than your average cabbie, Johnny Cab is sadly let down by plodding driving skills, an ass-achingly literal outlook on the world around him (“Shit, drive!”, a chased Quaid swears at him, to which he replies, “I am not familiar with that address”), and the fact that his car frickin’ explodes if you don’t pay your fare. Arguably, none of these are really his fault – Johnny didn’t programme himself and apparently they don’t have sat-nav on Mars – but together these conspire to make him a lot less like an 2084’s answer to Addison Lee and a lot more like a giant menace to society. Arnie certainly thinks so – he rips Johnny's head off with the classic parting shot, “Sue me, dickhead.”
 

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Where's WALL-E? More

Posted by Satchel Pooch on Tuesday March 19, 2013, 18:56

2 Black Hole?
What! no Maximilian from the Black Hole!!! 'Maximilian, it's time to liquidate our guests" More

Posted by chrashed on Friday March 8, 2013, 21:06

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What! no Maximilian from the Black Hole!!! 'Maximilian, it's time to liquidate our guests" More

Posted by chrashed on Friday March 8, 2013, 20:51

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No Ed 209? The future of law enforcement, that can handle everything in the urban environment... except stairs. More

Posted by Schnorbitz on Thursday March 7, 2013, 23:18

5 Japanese 'Doraemon' belongs to this group!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doraemon It's a robot cat from the future! Very helpful, but often with highly devastating result. It does enjoy decades-long celluloid releases, not only on printed media. More

Posted by terryl on Tuesday March 5, 2013, 17:35


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