The mightiest pirate ever to sail the seven-bit* seas, the quippy, quirky, impressively-bloused Guybrush is a bit of a hero in the point-and-click puzzle adventure world – though with all his blundering, perhaps the emphasis should be on ‘a bit of’ rather than ‘hero’. That said, as he’s blessed with a nice line in witty repartee, you could easily see him enjoying a bit of piratical banter with one of Sid Meier's Pirates! in a corner of Tapper’s bar before attempting to rub whatever’s in his inventory – a rubber chicken, say – on nearby objects in a pathetic attempt to get out of whatever jam he’s ended up in.

*Of course, the concept of a seven-bit sea makes zero sense, but there you go.