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30 Movie Police Chiefs More Furious Than You Can Possibly Imagine
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Die Hard 2 (1990)

Angry chief: Captain Lorenzo (Dennis Franz)
Angriest quote: “You’re the asshole who just broke seven FAA and five District of Columbia regulations running around my airport with a gun shooting at people. What do you call that shit?”
Anger level: Big angry fish in little terrorist-ridden pond
Possible HR issues: Swears like Malcolm Tucker’s angry Italian-American cousin.
Health problems? Blood pressure running at about 140 over get-the-hell-out-of-my-goddamn-office!
Badge and/or gun taken? Jurisdiction issues prevent it.

Coffee-swilling, LA-bullshit-hating asshat Captain Lorenzo is the kind of airport cop who makes you want to travel exclusively by bus. Sure, it’s Dulles Airport in Christmas week and he’s up to his ass in “fucking reindeer flying in from the fucking petting zoo”, but really, is doing an impression of a balding mushroom cloud really the best way of dealing with it? “John McClane’s got a little problem,” he mock-whines, “let’s shut down the airport.” He’s as sarcastic as he is unhelpful. Nice.
 

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