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8 Roald Dahl Stories That Ought To Be Films But Aren't (Yet)
After Fantastic Mr Fox, what's next from the writer's canon?

With Wes Anderson's adaptation of Roald Dahl's Fantastic Mr. Fox having given the London Film Festival its starriest opening day for years, Empire considers which of the wicked-minded author's other stories have yet to be reimagined for the big screen - but really ought to be soon.

WORDS SAM PARKER

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Esio Trot
Dahl's tale of Mr. Hoppy - a shy old man secretly in love with his downstairs neighbour - is ripe pickings for a Lost In Translation-style meditation on old age and misfiring love. Oh, and tortoises, which in case you haven't noticed, provide the title in reverse. In the story, Mr. Hoppy tricks object-of-his-affections Mrs. Silver into thinking she can make her pet tortoise Alfie grow by whispering a magic spell into his ear each night, when really he's secretly swapping the little blighter for a slightly bigger version once a week, spending a fortune at the pet store in a lateral attempt to win her heart. In other words: perfect art-house cinema.

Star turn: Bill Murray giving the definitive performance of his 'sad eyebrow' phase as the lonely Mr. Hoppy.

Dream director: Sophia Coppola, pausing for lots of brooding close-ups of Alfie chewing a leaf.

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Posted on Monday October 26, 2009, 07:08 by drowningbarbie
i'd like to see Revolting Rhymes made into something. And i agree with oliraceking, they should make a movie out of Boy and Flying Solo. Read More

2 Withches!!!!
Posted on Friday October 23, 2009, 14:15 by alanbaz90
Lets all join united in a push for the remake of the Withches!!!!.. could possibly be the greatest thing since slice pan.. Read More

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Posted on Thursday October 22, 2009, 09:02 by bwaller
@bubblegumlover396 "What about The Witches?" Nic Roeg's already done it – FIVE show it about 3 times a year. Unless you're thinking of it in terms of a remake? The Giraffe, the Pelly and Me would make a great film for younger audiences though might be a stretch to get a 90 minute running time. Read More

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Posted on Thursday October 22, 2009, 00:12 by bubblegumlover396
What about The Witches? I'm surprised it wasn't on the list. Read More

5 Lamb to the Slaughter
Posted on Wednesday October 21, 2009, 15:47 by paul.mccluskey
Read this story in high school, and really enjoyed it. It could make a macabre film. Read More

6 The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar.
Posted on Tuesday October 20, 2009, 20:17 by roogieman
Its a rich guy, that learns to see with his eyes closed, and then goes and does one on the casinos putting on loads of different costumes in order to avoid the gaming comissions. Would make such a great feel good, christmas release. Read More

7 The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar.
Posted on Tuesday October 20, 2009, 20:12 by roogieman
Its a rich guy, that learns to see with his eyes closed, and then goes and does one on the casinos putting on loads of different costumes in order to avoid the gaming comissions. Would make such a great feel good, christmas release. Read More

8 The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar.
Posted on Tuesday October 20, 2009, 20:08 by roogieman
Its a rich guy, that learns to see with his eyes closed, and then goes and does one on the casinos putting on loads of different costumes in order to avoid the gaming comissions. Would make such a great feel good, christmas release. Read More

9 Tales of the Unexpected
Posted on Tuesday October 20, 2009, 19:43 by Scruffybobby
As well as by the Hitchcock series Lamb To The Slaughter was also dramatised by Tales of The Unexpected. Theere was also an epsiode that adaped William and Mary. Read More

10 RE: Roald Dahl
Posted on Tuesday October 20, 2009, 16:23 by Pyrophobic
I don't know whether putting Hitchcock as the 'dream director' for Lamb to the Slaughter was implicitly hinting at this anyway, but he ]in fact adapt that story into a 1958 short tv episode (with Roald Dahl working on the screenplay and Barbara Bel Geddes in the lead role) for his series Hitchcock Presents://www.imdb.com/title/tt0508189/ ]. It's a fantastic episode (mainly because of the twist ending)  - the partnership of Dahl and Hitchcock is perfect and Bel Geddes is great too. Would really recommend tracking it down on DVD Read More

11 Henry Sugar?
Posted on Tuesday October 20, 2009, 16:20 by Mr Grizzly
It's been years since I read it but it could have film potential - probably the most accessible story anyway. Read More

12 Roald Dahl
Posted on Tuesday October 20, 2009, 15:39 by alabama worley
Lets not forget any number of rmeake stories you could do from The Tales of the Unexpected genre, though i'm definitely down for Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator and The BFG. On another note Morgan Freeman played the villian on screen in Dreamcatcher, Wanted, The Contract, Hard Rain, Lucky Number Slevin and Chain Reaction Read More

13 What about HIS story? Going Solo anyone?
Posted on Tuesday October 20, 2009, 11:39 by oliraceking
Going Solo, however much of it may be a twisted truth, nevertheless is a wonderful story - particularly his time during WWII flying fighters in the Med and North Africa. Of course no one would finance the picture, but as an exciting, funny and poignant example of someone really LIVING life to the full, prepared to die at any moment... it's a great story! I'd go and see it! Read More

14 My uncle Oswald
Posted on Tuesday October 20, 2009, 10:30 by jonesyboy
His best adult book, I think - a turn-of-the century con man who teams up with a beautiful woman and uses the world's most powerful aphrodisiac to seduce famous men (including Einstein, Renoir, Proust, Conan-Doyle, Freud and the not-usually-interested-in-women George Bernard Shaw), siphon off their love juice and sell it to bored housewives wanting a celebrity child - what's not to like! Amazing its not been made into a movie yet! Jonny Depp for Oswald! Read More

15 Carlie and the glass elevator
Posted on Monday October 19, 2009, 23:38 by Pruben
What about Charlie and The Glass Elevator, the sequel to Chocolate Factory. Read More

16 Carlie and the glass elevator
Posted on Monday October 19, 2009, 23:35 by Pruben
What about Charlie and The Glass Elevator, the sequel to Chocolate Factory. Read More

17 GEORGE!!
Posted on Monday October 19, 2009, 21:04 by Sphinx
Somebody has to do it sometime! Julie Walters as Grandma, Timothy Spall as Dad that watson woman as Mum, a newcomer for george!! You know it makes sense!! Read More

18 Yankinization
Posted on Monday October 19, 2009, 20:58 by jimoakley666
Why, Empire, are you insisting on Americanizing ALL of these but the BFG? These books are very British in style and humour and to ignore that would be very ignorant and miss the whole essence of the stories. Wes Anderson saw that, even with a largely yank cast he still kept Mr Fox set in our fair Isles. Read More

19 BFG
Posted on Monday October 19, 2009, 20:51 by jimoakley666
I'd cast either Pete Postlethwaite or the pig farmer his self, James Cromwell as the BFG with the sprog from The Golden Compass as young Sophie. Read More

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Posted on Monday October 19, 2009, 18:08 by Biggus
Ricky Tomlinson and Kathy Burke as The Twits. Read More

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Posted on Monday October 19, 2009, 17:43 by The Samaritan
This is very strange, last week I was stood around at work thinking how I'd make 'George's Marvellous Medicine' into a film, it was a slow day. I once played The BFG in a school play and to give you some idea of how I got the part, when casting, the teacher asked me "Would you like to wear plastic ears or did you want to use your own?" Read More

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Posted on Monday October 19, 2009, 16:13 by sailorsteve
Sophia Coppola and David Kronenberg on the first three pages... then I gave up. I'm terrible at spelling but that's just shameful. Read More

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Posted on Monday October 19, 2009, 15:36 by D.J
I want Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator! Read More

24 The Enormous Crocodile
Posted on Monday October 19, 2009, 13:18 by captainamazing
Morgan Freeman played a bad guy in Dreamcatcher. Just because it was rubbish doesn't make it cease to exist (believe me, I've tried with AVP)... Read More


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