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Most Disturbing Yuletide Movie Moments
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Most Disturbing Yuletide Movie Moments | Hulk Ho-Ho-Hogan Most Disturbing Yuletide Movie Moments
Hulk Ho-Ho-Hogan
Santa With Muscles (1996)

Yes, it's the family Christmas comedy everyone can enjoy, IF THEY DON'T MIND THEIR BRAINS SEEPING FROM THEIR NOSES AFTER WATCHING. Hulk Hogan, back when he still clung to the idea that he could make a real go of his Hollywood career, agreed to star in this horrific tale of an evil billionaire, who, suffering from an accidental case of amnesia, starts to believe he's Father Christmas. Cue fights with bad guys, moral lessons for the kids and Mila Kunis as an adorable moppet. But she still can't make this abomination watchable, especially when he takes a candy cane to one particular villain.





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1 Gremlins
Posted on Friday December 18, 2009, 03:52 by Martin1876
I have to disagree about the Gremlins story being depressing. Through the entire story I (and a roomful of others) held our breaths until the fateful "And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus..." and then we all laughed like none of us had ever laughed before. It's honestly the most hilariously ridiculous thing in the movie, and that's saying something. Read More

2 Gremlins
Posted on Thursday December 17, 2009, 17:15 by Spacegoat
You got that right, the only reason I remember the film is set at Christmas is that story. Read More

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Posted on Wednesday December 16, 2009, 21:34 by hughjass
Terroists ruining the Christmas party would be pretty disturbing too. Read More

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Posted on Wednesday December 16, 2009, 15:42 by jakeblooz
What about the city of lost childrens dream sequence when all the drunken santas and crappping reindeer enter the childrens bedroom? Check it out! Scary Read More

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Posted on Wednesday December 16, 2009, 13:53 by paulchilds
9 words from the essential Christmas Eve movie to strike fear into the heart of even the most hardened criminal: "Now I Have A Machine Gun. Ho-Ho-Ho." Read More

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Posted on Wednesday December 16, 2009, 13:47 by paulchilds
9 words from the essential Christmas Eve movie to strike fear into the heart of even the most hardened criminal: "Now I Have A Machine Gun. Ho-Ho-Ho." Read More

7 The CHRISTMAS MOVIE Montage! (The slightly nasty version)
Posted on Wednesday December 16, 2009, 12:55 by dm_imp
Do you want disturbing moments in Christmas movies? Check this video out... http://www.vimeo.com/4844668 Read More

8 Scrooged
Posted on Wednesday December 16, 2009, 12:15 by Jack Spank
That's why Scrooged is my favourite chrimbo film. So may disturbing moments! The alternative Scrooged trailer: "Your life migth just depend on it" and also, the dead boss holding Bill Murray out the window and the worst bit, when he finds herman dead under the street. But it all makes the end so much better! Read More


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