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23 Cute Movie Characters That Could Kick Your Ass
It’s always the quiet ones…

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23 Cute Movie Characters That Could Kick Your Ass | The Killer Rabbit Of Caerbannog
The Killer Rabbit Of Caerbannog

From: Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)

Looks like: An innocuous white rabbit à la The Illusionist's bunny, though hopefully slightly less bitey.

Actually is: No ordinary rabbit – in fact, it’s the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on, boasting a vicious streak a mile wide. That is to say, it’s the fearless guardian of the Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh. If you don't soil your britches and run away he'll viciously rip out your throat and decapitate you within a matter of seconds. Only approach this most terrible of monsters if you have a spare Holy Hand Grenade lying around. P.S. You’ll need to be able to count properly to use it.
 

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Surely the cutest (and sexiest) deliverer of ass-kickery has been missed here...Gogo from Kill Bill Vol.1 More

Posted by chrisharrison2011 on Wednesday March 27, 2013, 13:54

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Wow, this list is pretty definitive. More

Posted by Zedell on Wednesday March 27, 2013, 11:54

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LOL, this list is laugh out hilarious and i wouldn't have taken it seriously when the killer rabbit wouldn't be added to it. When i saw him appear on the screen for the first time, i laughed so hard and i haven't stopped laughing ever since.. More

Posted by tombaker on Sunday March 24, 2013, 19:23


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