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23 Cute Movie Characters That Could Kick Your Ass
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23 Cute Movie Characters That Could Kick Your Ass | Yoda
Yoda

From: The Star Wars Franchise (1977-)

Looks like: A little green dude in a hessian sack who needs to get his ear hair trimmed. In fact, he needs a makeover generally: hessian sacks are so a very long time ago (in a galaxy far, far, far away).

Actually is: An midi-chlorian-filled martial arts master who dispenses philosophical tidbits like he’s not even trying – hint: he’s doing – Yoda is a back-flipping, lightsaber-swinging, Force-pushing, one-little-green man army who’s not to be messed with. Still needs a haircut, but we're not going to be the ones to point that out. Just in case.

 

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Surely the cutest (and sexiest) deliverer of ass-kickery has been missed here...Gogo from Kill Bill Vol.1 More

Posted by chrisharrison2011 on Wednesday March 27, 2013, 13:54

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Wow, this list is pretty definitive. More

Posted by Zedell on Wednesday March 27, 2013, 11:54

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LOL, this list is laugh out hilarious and i wouldn't have taken it seriously when the killer rabbit wouldn't be added to it. When i saw him appear on the screen for the first time, i laughed so hard and i haven't stopped laughing ever since.. More

Posted by tombaker on Sunday March 24, 2013, 19:23

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