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23 Cute Movie Characters That Could Kick Your Ass
It’s always the quiet ones…

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23 Cute Movie Characters That Could Kick Your Ass | Hammerpede

From: Prometheus (2012)

Looks like: A terrifying, four-foot long phallic alien creature… unless you're Rafe Spall’s Millburn, in which case they look positively cherubic. Who’s a pretty snake penis, then?

Actually is: A terrifying, four-foot long phallic alien creature with bone-breaking strength, acidic blood, the ability to regenerate and a penchant for inflicting death by deep throat. Only the most idiotic would dare to approach. For more on Millburn being – and we’re quoting Rafe himself here – “deep throated to death”, check out this chuckle-filled Rafe Spall podcast interview here.

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Surely the cutest (and sexiest) deliverer of ass-kickery has been missed here...Gogo from Kill Bill Vol.1 More

Posted by chrisharrison2011 on Wednesday March 27, 2013, 13:54

Wow, this list is pretty definitive. More

Posted by Zedell on Wednesday March 27, 2013, 11:54

LOL, this list is laugh out hilarious and i wouldn't have taken it seriously when the killer rabbit wouldn't be added to it. When i saw him appear on the screen for the first time, i laughed so hard and i haven't stopped laughing ever since.. More

Posted by tombaker on Sunday March 24, 2013, 19:23

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