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WORDS NEIL ALCOCK
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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

We were deeply excited last week to report that a sequel to Ang Lee’s 2000 martial arty success Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is currently in the works. As we reported, the new film is adapted from the book Silver Vase, Iron Knight, but whether or not that’s the name of the film remains unconfirmed. Which means there’s still time for The Weinstein Company to have a go on our patented Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Sequel Name-o-tronic 5000.

Simply choose one word from each column, and bingo! You’ve got your title. And the great thing is, using this tool alone, another 4095 sequels potentially await. We think. We’re not very good at maths.

Sulking
Singing
Praying
Farting
Cackling
Smoking
Wanking
Flipping
 Monkey
Seahorse
Warthog
Lemur
Dolphin
Fennec
Aardvark
Dodo
 Fallen
Heathen
Sodden
Sunken
Lumpen
Molten
Shaken
Swollen
 Merman
Bunyip
Kraken
Boggart
Gorgon
Wookiee
Tribble
Werewolf
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Crouching Granny, Hidden Cucumber is my favorite! :) More

Posted by Durranto on Thursday January 31, 2013, 21:19

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Wanking Seahorse Shaken Merman could be a film all by itself More

Posted by circuit on Thursday January 31, 2013, 17:36

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Smoking Dodo Sodden Tribble could also be used as the title for the next Star Wars film. More

Posted by circuit on Thursday January 31, 2013, 17:32

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this could also be the most amazing insult generator ever. for example, "oh you uselss wanking warthog sodden bunyip"! More

Posted by chola1 on Wednesday January 30, 2013, 09:57

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Smoking Warthog, Molten Werewolf just sounds like the coolest movie ever More

Posted by jamiezechner on Tuesday January 29, 2013, 20:04

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4096 is correct :) one who doesn't want to see a film called Cackling Dolphin Heathen Tribble is clearly not right in the head :) More

Posted by DanTDavies on Tuesday January 29, 2013, 16:27


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