DIY Crouching Tiger Sequel Generator Use our simple four-step guide Tweet WORDS NEIL ALCOCK
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We were deeply excited last week to report that a sequel to Ang Lee’s 2000 martial arty success Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is currently in the works. As we reported, the new film is adapted from the book Silver Vase, Iron Knight, but whether or not that’s the name of the film remains unconfirmed. Which means there’s still time for The Weinstein Company to have a go on our patented Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Sequel Name-o-tronic 5000. Simply choose one word from each column, and bingo! You’ve got your title. And the great thing is, using this tool alone, another 4095 sequels potentially await. We think. We’re not very good at maths. Sulking Singing Praying Farting Cackling Smoking Wanking Flipping  Monkey Seahorse Warthog Lemur Dolphin Fennec Aardvark Dodo  Fallen Heathen Sodden Sunken Lumpen Molten Shaken Swollen  Merman Bunyip Kraken Boggart Gorgon Wookiee Tribble Werewolf
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	Crouching Granny, Hidden Cucumber is my favorite! :) More
	Posted by Durranto on Thursday January 31, 2013, 21:19
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	Wanking Seahorse Shaken Merman could be a film all by itself More
	Posted by circuit on Thursday January 31, 2013, 17:36
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	Smoking Dodo Sodden Tribble could also be used as the title for the next Star Wars film. More
	Posted by circuit on Thursday January 31, 2013, 17:32
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	this could also be the most amazing insult generator ever. for example, "oh you uselss wanking warthog sodden bunyip"! More
	Posted by chola1 on Wednesday January 30, 2013, 09:57
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	Smoking Warthog, Molten Werewolf just sounds like the coolest movie ever More
	Posted by jamiezechner on Tuesday January 29, 2013, 20:04
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	4096 is correct :) one who doesn't want to see a film called Cackling Dolphin Heathen Tribble is clearly not right in the head :) More
	Posted by DanTDavies on Tuesday January 29, 2013, 16:27

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