| 1 | RE: chuck norris |
| Posted on Monday March 15, 2010, 07:44 by grucl |
Wow, Chuck Norris facts.
Never seen them before... Read More
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| 2 | RE: chuck norris |
| Posted on Saturday March 13, 2010, 14:57 by Overmind |
Chuck Norris dont read books, he stares at them untill he gets the information he needs. Read More
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| 3 | RE: chuck norris |
| Posted on Saturday March 13, 2010, 11:27 by Dynamite_Dee |
Jack Bauer is a fictional character you tool, Chuck Norris is a real person. Read More
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| 4 | chuck norris |
| Posted on Friday March 12, 2010, 04:10 by epdug |
Jack Bauer is the greatest of them all!!!
Edit - please familiarise yourself with site rules on homophobic terms. Read More
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| 5 | Suck Norris |
| Posted on Thursday March 11, 2010, 15:28 by Pelle |
What? This guy caused the second Gulf war? Read More
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| 6 | The Legend that is Chuck |
| Posted on Thursday March 11, 2010, 13:26 by mcbadabing |
As much as I disagree with his close friendship with Glenn Beck and all that madness, you cannot deny the man is living proof that we can be heroes. I salute you Sir Norris!
"There is no Theory of Evolution, Chuck just decided which animals should live".
For more, go to www.chucknorrisfacts.com Read More
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| 7 | hardest man in the world |
| Posted on Thursday March 11, 2010, 09:02 by daddymummy |
happy (belated) birthday Chuck... p.s. i think Silent rage is highly underrated Read More
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| 8 | RE: Fucking Chuck Norris!!! |
| Posted on Wednesday March 10, 2010, 18:13 by Drone |
Chuck Norris is 70?? Wow. Read More
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| 9 | Fucking Chuck Norris!!! |
| Posted on Wednesday March 10, 2010, 13:29 by klause |
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, he's not afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of him.
The boogeyman checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice!!
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down
The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.
182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world wasRead More
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| 10 | Chuck Norris wasn't wrong.... |
| Posted on Wednesday March 10, 2010, 12:58 by butcher666 |
...the rest of us are! Read More
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| 11 | Chuck Norris wasn't wrong.... |
| Posted on Wednesday March 10, 2010, 12:45 by butcher666 |
...the rest of us are! Read More
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| Posted on Wednesday March 10, 2010, 11:26 by kumar |
Arnold and I - in his bodybuilding days he used to come down to my karate school and shoot the breeze. He told me in 1967 he was going to be a movie star and I was thinking, 'A movie star? You can hardly speak English!'"
OH MY GOD!! CHUCK NORRIS WAS WRONG!!!! WHAT HAPPENS NOW?!?! Read More
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