Famed for his use of innuendo, 007 loves to use his silver tongue on the ladies (steady). The 60s and 70s Bond films tended to be much more insinuation-heavy, and in some cases very politically incorrect by today's standards, but Pierce Brosnan brought the one-liners back in the 90s. Although Daniel Craig's serious take on the franchise has seen a step back from the quips again, these are some of Bond's best lines:

Dr. No
Miss Moneypenny:	You've never taken me to dinner...
James Bond:	I would, you know. Only "M" would have me court-martialed for... illegal use of government equipment.

From Russia With Love
Tatiana:	[Trying on dresses] I will wear this one in Piccadilly.
James Bond:	You won't. They've just passed some new laws there.

Goldfinger
Pussy Galore:	My name is Pussy Galore.
James Bond:	I must be dreaming.
James Bond:	You're a woman of many parts, Pussy!

You Only Live Twice
Tiger Tanaka:	[Bond being bathed by Tanaka's women] You know what it is about you that fascinates them, don't you? It's the hair on your chest. Japanese men all have beautiful bare skin.
James Bond:	Japanese proverb say, "Bird never make nest in bare tree.
James Bond:	[James is in bed with a Ling, a Chinese woman] Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?
Ling:	You think we better, huh?
James Bond:	No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both.
Ling:	Darling, I give you very best duck.

On Her Majesty`s Secret Service
Irma Bunt:	[A girl writes on Bond's leg under the table, to which Bond makes an awkward face] Is anything ze matter, Sir Hilary?
James Bond:	Just a slight stiffness coming on... in the shoulder.

Diamonds Are Forever
Plenty O'Toole:	Hi, I'm Plenty.
James Bond:	But of course you are.
Plenty O'Toole:	Plenty O'Toole.
James Bond:	Named after your father perhaps?
James Bond::	Weren't you a blonde when I came in?
Tiffany Case:	Could be.
James Bond::	I tend to notice little things like that - whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette.
Tiffany Case	Which do you prefer?
James Bond::	Well, as long as the collar and cuffs match...

Live And Let Die
Solitaire:	[Bond has just explained the first two Lover's Lessons to Solitaire] Is there time before we leave, for Lesson number 3?
James Bond:	[Undressing] Of course. There's no sense going out half-cocked.
Miss Caruso:	[As Bond unzips Miss Caruso's dress with the magnet in his watch] Such a delicate touch.
James Bond:	Sheer magnetism, darling.

The Man With The Golden Gun
James Bond:	Good morning. How's the water?
Chew Mee:	Why don't you come in and find out?
James Bond:	Sounds very tempting, Miss...?
Chew Mee:	Chew Mee.
James Bond:	Really? Well, there's only one small problem. I have no swimming trunks.
Chew Mee:	Neither have I.

The Spy Who Loved Me
Minister of Defence:	Bond! What do you think you're doing?
James Bond:	Keeping the British end up, sir.

For Your Eyes Only
Front Desk Clerk:	I hope you have a pleasant stay.
James Bond:	[Bond eyes a beauty nearby who smiles at him] I'm, ah, sure I will.

A View To A Kill
James Bond:	Well my dear, I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle.
Jenny Flex:	Yes, I love an early morning ride.
James Bond:	Well, I'm an early riser myself.
Max Zorin:	[The morning after Bond sleeps with May Day] You slept well?
James Bond:	A little restless but I got off eventually.

GoldenEye
Xenia Onatopp:	You don't need the gun.
James Bond:	Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex.

Tomorrow Never Dies
James Bond:	[Whilst being in bed with his Scandinavian language tutor] I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.
Miss Moneypenny:	You always were a cunning linguist, James.

The World Is Not Enough
James Bond:	[In bed with Christmas Jones] I was wrong about you.
Dr. Christmas Jones:	Yeah, how so?
James Bond:	I thought Christmas only comes once a year.
The Cigar Girl:	Would you like to check my figures?
James Bond:	Oh, I'm sure they're perfectly rounded.

The World Is Not Enough
Verity:	I see you handle your weapon well.
James Bond:	I have been known to keep my tip up.
Jinx:	Wait, don't pull it out. I'm not finished with it yet.
James Bond:	See? It's a perfect fit.