Drink excessively

As a super spy you will need to follow leads and rub shoulders with various unsavoury types in a variety of nightlife hotspots. This means that for you it’s always beer o’clock, and the glass is always full. Vary your tipple in order to keep your palette sharp, but try never to spend less than the weekly wage of the bartender on a bottle of champagne – 00’s have standards. Jager-bombs are out of the question.

Examples: Thunderball – Bond is sent to a health spa to ‘rejuvinate’ i.e. beat his alcohol addiction.