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Lesson 4

Be as misogynistic as humanly possible

For the boys: the benefits of misogynistic behaviour are far and wide ranging. Often it will help you get a lady into bed, because, let's face it, it's just damn funny. Don't listen when people say you are a dinosaur, or relic of the cold war; it'll most likely be because they are a woman. For the girls out there who wish to be 00 agents, you might like to try a bit of self depreciation on behalf of your gender.

Examples: Thunderball - Bond tells Domino she swims like a man, then later beds her. GoldenEye - Bond brushes off a bit of hostile banter from the womenfolk to bed women and save day.

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