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Bond Villains And Their Monologues
'No Mr. Bond, I expect you to listen while I explain the plot'

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Big villain: Dr. Kananga
The plan: First, to grow a load of heroin (using voodoo to scare off the inquisitive); then, to flood the US with it, creating a massive new market of junkies.

A man of many faces (well, two), Dr. Kanaga is not only the corrupt ruler of the Carribean island of San Monique but also a druglord called Mr. Big and owner of a successful chain of bars called Fillet Of Soul. Busy man, although not too busy to explain his nefarious scheme for importing drugs into America to James Bond in microdetail.

Giveaway speech: “When the number of addicts in the country doubles I will start to market the acres that you blundered into the other day. That heroin will be very expensive indeed, leaving myself and the phone company the only two going monopolies in this nation for years to come.”

What he should have done: You guessed it. It begins in “BANG”.

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Drax does not want to destroy the earth in a nuclear holocaust – which is pointed out later in THE SAME ARTICLE! More

Posted by overkongen on Thursday November 1, 2012, 16:28

2 View/Gold
yeah, with a steal from 'superman-the movie' too. More

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3 RE: ?
So "A view to a kill" is basically a remake of "Goldfinger"... More

Posted by grucl on Wednesday October 31, 2012, 14:15

4 RE: ?
It is because the new Bond "is smart and has great plot and the vilains aren't silly" so they couldn't find such a moment in the new bond films... More

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5 ?
Where's Casino and Quantum? More

Posted by Grimm on Tuesday October 30, 2012, 17:06

6 Please dont give potential spoilers
Thanks for your opening line regarding goldeneye have managed to avoid a lot of spoilers/hints/information regarding Skyfall More

Posted by paulmag on Tuesday October 30, 2012, 14:42

7 Copycat
orlov's plan in OP is similar to the plot of 'the fourth protocal' which stars pierce brosnan as the russian out to set off the bomb. More

Posted by spark1 on Tuesday October 30, 2012, 13:04


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