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Bond Villains And Their Monologues
'No Mr. Bond, I expect you to listen while I explain the plot'

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Bond Villains And Their Monologues | Diamonds Are Forever
Diamonds Are Forever

Big villain: Ernst Stavro Blofeld
Working for: SPECTRE
The plan: To use a job-lot of smuggled diamonds to build a giant laser and wreak untold damage on large cities.

For most of the movie Blofeld seems to have learnt from his previous mistakes, coyly refusing to give the game away to 007, even when you can see the temptation tiptoe across his face. This impressive self-discipline lasts exactly until the moment he decides to give Bond a guided tour of his oil rig, talking him through his hardwear, plan and headquarters. He would have shown him his sock drawer if 007 hadn't started sabotaging things.

Giveaway speech: “All satellites are controlled by a coded tape. The trick is, of course, to have the code.”

What he should have done: Shot him.

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Drax does not want to destroy the earth in a nuclear holocaust – which is pointed out later in THE SAME ARTICLE! More

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2 View/Gold
yeah, with a steal from 'superman-the movie' too. More

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3 RE: ?
So "A view to a kill" is basically a remake of "Goldfinger"... More

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It is because the new Bond "is smart and has great plot and the vilains aren't silly" so they couldn't find such a moment in the new bond films... More

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Where's Casino and Quantum? More

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6 Please dont give potential spoilers
Thanks for your opening line regarding goldeneye have managed to avoid a lot of spoilers/hints/information regarding Skyfall More

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7 Copycat
orlov's plan in OP is similar to the plot of 'the fourth protocal' which stars pierce brosnan as the russian out to set off the bomb. More

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