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Bond Villains And Their Monologues
'No Mr. Bond, I expect you to listen while I explain the plot'

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Bond Villains And Their Monologues | On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Big villain: Ernst Stavro Blofeld
Working for: SPECTRE
The plan: To be honest, we’re surprised SPECTRE hadn’t fired Blofeld by this point. Still, here he is with an extortionate scheme that seems to be loosely based on M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening. Total agri-catastrophe! In your face Jolly Green Giant! etc.

Blofeld’s threat to sterilise the planet’s supplies of grub unless he’s pardoned for previous crimes are devious and devilish, if a little counterproductive. Do you really want to live on tinned beans for eternity, Blofeld?

Giveaway speech: “Total Infertility! In plants and animals. Not just disease in a few herds, Mr Bond. Or the loss of a single crop. But the destruction of a whole strain. Forever! Throughout an entire continent. If my demands are not met, I shall proceed with the systematic extinction of whole species of cereals and livestock all over the world!”

What he should have done: Carefully loaded his pistol and... shot him.
 

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So "A view to a kill" is basically a remake of "Goldfinger"... More

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6 Please dont give potential spoilers
Thanks for your opening line regarding goldeneye have managed to avoid a lot of spoilers/hints/information regarding Skyfall More

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orlov's plan in OP is similar to the plot of 'the fourth protocal' which stars pierce brosnan as the russian out to set off the bomb. More

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