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Bond Villains And Their Monologues
'No Mr. Bond, I expect you to listen while I explain the plot'

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Bond Villains And Their Monologues | Die Another Day
Die Another Day

Big villain: Gustav Graves/Colonel Tan-Sun Moon
The plan: To score a bunch of blood diamonds and use them to build a laser (yep, another one) to vaporise South Korea’s minefields and allow North Korea to invade and reunify the nations.

Points for discretion go to Die Another Day’s Janus-like uber villain. He shows a Blofeld-esque reluctance to explain his plan in any detail and only ever spills the beans in a brief exchange with his father when Bond has his hands full elsewhere. Unfortunately, 007 has long since been clued up by the trail of clues he’s left lying around.

Giveaway speech: “Do you see, father? Icarus is clearing the minefield for our troops. If the Americans don’t run, Icarus will destroy them.”

What he should have done: Shot him with the laser.

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Drax does not want to destroy the earth in a nuclear holocaust – which is pointed out later in THE SAME ARTICLE! More

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2 View/Gold
yeah, with a steal from 'superman-the movie' too. More

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3 RE: ?
So "A view to a kill" is basically a remake of "Goldfinger"... More

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4 RE: ?
It is because the new Bond "is smart and has great plot and the vilains aren't silly" so they couldn't find such a moment in the new bond films... More

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Where's Casino and Quantum? More

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6 Please dont give potential spoilers
Thanks for your opening line regarding goldeneye have managed to avoid a lot of spoilers/hints/information regarding Skyfall More

Posted by paulmag on Tuesday October 30, 2012, 14:42

7 Copycat
orlov's plan in OP is similar to the plot of 'the fourth protocal' which stars pierce brosnan as the russian out to set off the bomb. More

Posted by spark1 on Tuesday October 30, 2012, 13:04


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