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Bond Villains And Their Monologues
'No Mr. Bond, I expect you to listen while I explain the plot'

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Bond Villains And Their Monologues | From Russia With Love
From Russia With Love

Big villain: Red Grant
Working for: SPECTRE
The plan: Steal the Soviet LEKTOR decoding machine, kill Bond, light a well-earned cigar.

A rare occasion when the big bad doesn’t really turn up in person, prefering to pull the strings from a safe distance and leave the dirty work to henchpeople of varying competence and footwear. His force majeur is Red Grant, a ruthless assassin with a big mouth who reveals (a) the SMERSH/SPECTRE subterfuge, (b) Blofeld’s quest for LEKTOR, and (b) a complete inability to match wine and food… all in about 15 minutes. D’oh.

Giveaway speech: “My orders are to kill you and deliver the LEKTOR. How I do it is my business. It'll be slow and painful.” (Red Grant)

What he should have done: Shot him. With that gun.

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Drax does not want to destroy the earth in a nuclear holocaust – which is pointed out later in THE SAME ARTICLE! More

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2 View/Gold
yeah, with a steal from 'superman-the movie' too. More

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So "A view to a kill" is basically a remake of "Goldfinger"... More

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It is because the new Bond "is smart and has great plot and the vilains aren't silly" so they couldn't find such a moment in the new bond films... More

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Where's Casino and Quantum? More

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6 Please dont give potential spoilers
Thanks for your opening line regarding goldeneye have managed to avoid a lot of spoilers/hints/information regarding Skyfall More

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7 Copycat
orlov's plan in OP is similar to the plot of 'the fourth protocal' which stars pierce brosnan as the russian out to set off the bomb. More

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