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Bond Villains And Their Monologues
'No Mr. Bond, I expect you to listen while I explain the plot'

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Bond Villains And Their Monologues | For Your Eyes Only
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Big villain: Aristotle Kristatos
The plan: To earn himself a motza by selling top-secret British secret Polaris secrets to the Soviet Union; ceding control system of Britain’s Polaris missiles to the Soviet Union. The big bastard.

Suave Greek tycoon Aristotle Kristatos is played by Julian Glover, an actor once linked with the part of 007 himself before Roger Moore snaffled it. Kristatos, shortly before hatching a plan to kill Bond in as complicated a way as possible, makes an unusual villain error by revealing the final destination of the stolen device in the presence of a parrot. Said bird then repeats it in Bond’s presence and the secret is out.

Giveaway speech: “ATAC to St. Cyril’s.” (Parrot)

What he should have done: Shot him with a gun. Not a crossbow. A GUN.

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1
Drax does not want to destroy the earth in a nuclear holocaust – which is pointed out later in THE SAME ARTICLE! More

Posted by overkongen on Thursday November 1, 2012, 16:28

2 View/Gold
yeah, with a steal from 'superman-the movie' too. More

Posted by spark1 on Thursday November 1, 2012, 13:10

3 RE: ?
So "A view to a kill" is basically a remake of "Goldfinger"... More

Posted by grucl on Wednesday October 31, 2012, 14:15

4 RE: ?
It is because the new Bond "is smart and has great plot and the vilains aren't silly" so they couldn't find such a moment in the new bond films... More

Posted by smakris04 on Wednesday October 31, 2012, 07:26

5 ?
Where's Casino and Quantum? More

Posted by Grimm on Tuesday October 30, 2012, 17:06

6 Please dont give potential spoilers
Thanks for your opening line regarding goldeneye have managed to avoid a lot of spoilers/hints/information regarding Skyfall More

Posted by paulmag on Tuesday October 30, 2012, 14:42

7 Copycat
orlov's plan in OP is similar to the plot of 'the fourth protocal' which stars pierce brosnan as the russian out to set off the bomb. More

Posted by spark1 on Tuesday October 30, 2012, 13:04


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