| 1 | Fast and Furious |
'new model, same parts'. More
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Posted by spark1 on Tuesday November 13, 2012, 10:16 |
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| 2 | RE: The Best / Worst Movie Poster Tagline Jokes |
The first thing I thought about when I saw the Crank 2 tagline was John Cleese in The Holy Grail saying 'I got better' after claiming he got turned in to a newt. More
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Posted by wazzock on Sunday November 11, 2012, 14:19 |
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| 3 | From Paris |
I LOVED the one for From Paris With Love cause even it's saying no thank you to it's premise. More
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Posted by AgentDesmond on Sunday November 11, 2012, 03:48 |
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| 4 | Other great taglines |
I have a few crackers that were missed out from the list:
"In space, no one can eat ice cream!" - Killer Klowns From Outer Space
"Their crime was against nature... nature found them guilty" - Lost Weekend
"This might hurt a little" - Sicko
"Get a grip on yourself" - Spanking the Monkey
"You can tell yourself IT'S ONLY A MOVIE... but it won't help!" - Night Train Murders (an Italian Last House on the Left rip-off)
"It will take your breath away... all of it" - Dead and Buried
"By pick, by axe, by sword, bye-bye" - The Mutilator
"Herbert West has a good head above his shoulders... and another one in a dish on his desk" - Re-Animator
"If you have guts... he wants them!" - Nightbeast
"Where shopping can cost you an arm and a leg" - Chopping Mall
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Posted by SteveWev on Saturday November 10, 2012, 23:03 |
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| 5 | RE: Naked Gun 2 1/2: |
Dr Giggles from the early 90's wins the schlock award - "If you're from Moorehigh and you get sick, fall on your knees, and pray you die quick!" More
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Posted by Fit Kisto on Saturday November 10, 2012, 20:55 |
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| 6 | Naked Gun 2 1/2: |
From the brother of the director of Ghost.
Genius. More
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Posted by rosskmiller on Saturday November 10, 2012, 10:41 |
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| 7 | Best Tagline Ever... |
Is from 'The Dentist 2', Brian Yuzna's 1998 schlocker. I've never been tempted to watch the film as it would ruin the tagline.
"You Know The Drill."
Genius! More
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Posted by Lazarus munkey on Saturday November 10, 2012, 04:19 |
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| 8 | You missed "He sits. He stays. He shoots. He scores!!" |
...the tagline from "Airbud" about a basketball-playing dog that made me laugh out loud. Not enough to watch the frikkin movie of course. l'm not 3..... More
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Posted by dunstabledoug on Wednesday November 7, 2012, 16:28 |
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| 9 | RE: The Best / Worst Movie Poster Tagline Jokes |
Two of the so-called terrible ones aren't taken in the right context.
From paris With Love - Two agents, one city, no merci.
No merci could also be read as "No thank you" which is what I wish I'd said before watching this piece of shit.
AVP - Whoever wins, we lose.
This works on two levels
If the movie had turned out to be good then it would have been a BAD ASS tag-line.
As it stands it was an awful film so it's pretty apt. More
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Posted by Evil_Bob on Wednesday November 7, 2012, 10:10 |
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| 10 | Or how about |
The brilliantly succinct tagline to the South Park movie? "Uh-oh" More
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Posted by Lucy McCaul on Tuesday November 6, 2012, 21:50 |
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| 11 | VG |
best tagline ever: "one man, one night, one gun" from the movie "Top Down City", a noir mockery poster from a videogame (which one?). More
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Posted by Grimm on Tuesday November 6, 2012, 12:07 |
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'You have the right to remain silent... forever.' - Maniac Cop 1 & 2. Brilliant. More
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Posted by iain81 on Tuesday November 6, 2012, 10:44 |
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| 13 | Win/Lose |
'back for war' was great tag for 'expendables'
shame prequel to 'alien' produced a lame one. More
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Posted by spark1 on Tuesday November 6, 2012, 10:21 |
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| 14 | Drano is... |
It may not be popular (or even available) in the U.K. but Drano is a popular U.S.-based toilet bowl cleaner. More
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Posted by EriCritic on Tuesday November 6, 2012, 00:47 |
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| 15 | Always loved Commando's, although it's not a pun. |
LET'S PARTY. More
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Posted by loafroaster on Monday November 5, 2012, 21:52 |
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| 16 | You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll hurl! |
Wayne's World. More
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Posted by loafroaster on Monday November 5, 2012, 21:50 |
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phil.margetson, that Predator 2 one is brilliant! I always liked Black Sheep - The Violence Of The Lambs. More
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Posted by benthemitchell on Monday November 5, 2012, 18:37 |
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| 18 | Predator 2 |
"He's in town with a few days to kill." Superb. More
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Posted by phil.margetson on Monday November 5, 2012, 18:15 |
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