Song: ‘Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)’ by Backstreet Boys
Dancing: Angelic Thrillerishness.
Despite what Cali rockers OPM would have you believe, Heaven is not a half pipe. Nor is it a place on earth (Belinda Carlisle) or in the back seat of my Cadillac (Hot Chocolate) – it’s in a super shiny cloudland full of attractive people, cute puppies and lens flare. Also, the Backstreet Boys, who are more than willing to bust out ‘Everybody’ on demand, thereby proving this really is heaven (and, alas, that Brian, A.J., Howie, Nick and Kevin did indeed die in the Biblical apocalypse). For more on this amazing scene, listen to BSB themselves talk about it in our WTF Moments Of The Year 2013 feature.