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Absurdly Cool Movie Weapons
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Absurdly Cool Movie Weapons | The Noisy Cricket
The Noisy Cricket

First seen in: Men In Black (1997)

Why it’s so ludicrous: You might think you want the Series 4 Deatomizer, but you don’t. You really, really don’t. Conclusive proof that good things most certainly do come in small packages, The Noisy Cricket packs one helluva punch. And by “punch” we mean “fireball”. Combining the two useful tricks of blowing shit up and blasting you backwards at great speed, it’s a pocket-sized punisher that’ll make your enemies weep with fear. Just make sure there’s something soft 20 feet behind you.

Most useful when: Protecting the Earth from the scum of the universe.
 

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1 RE: Absurdly Cool Movie Weapons
I thought the Flaming Sword was a bit unnecessary. In a year if the list was compiled again I doubt it would even be considered. But I thought the Noisy Cricket was genius. More

Posted by Non Forumite on Monday August 30, 2010, 01:51

2 RE: The suction-bomb cannon from Hudson Hawk
Well they had to fit in ANOTHER plug for Scott Pilgrim, because I've never seen a flaming sword beforegn=left] More

Posted by vader100 on Thursday August 26, 2010, 02:16

3 RE: Star Trek
Triple Barrled Shotgun from Undead or Lawnmower from Braindead?! More

Posted by Invader_Ace on Tuesday August 24, 2010, 20:33

4 RE: crotch cannon
Ummmm Light Sabers aside (Shame on you Empire) where is Rose McGowan's modified M4 Carbine with M203 grenade launcher attachment from Planet Torror Ok i know this is a real weapon BUT IT IS ATTACHED TO HER FUCKIN LEG how cool is that, i mean she could go to scratch her calf and level a school by mistake   Or the Proton Pack from Ghostbusters   Surely the the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch was onE of the first truely absurd weapons in film and deserves a place rather than a mention alongside The Holy Shotgun   More

Posted by doenutts on Monday August 23, 2010, 21:58

5 RE: Eh?
No Golden Gun! No Lightsaber Otherwise I am happy More

Posted by Charlie Green on Monday August 23, 2010, 19:42


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