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Absurdly Cool Movie Weapons | The Samaritan
The Samaritan

First seen in: Hellboy (2004)

Why it’s so ludicrous: Remember when we said the Holy Shotgun was the most blasphemous weapon in cinema? Well, a new challenger enters. The barrel and magazine are made from Irish church bells, blessed silver and crucifixes, the handle from the wood Jesus was crucified on, and it fires rounds full of garlic, holy water and white oak shavings, so just looking at it will earn you roughly a million years in purgatory. Weighing in at more than ten pounds, it kicks like a mule with a particularly nasty hernia so unless you’re a demon from the bowels of hell, it’s probably best avoided. Not to mention its badder brother, Big Baby – when shells have "Suck On This" stamped on them, you better be scared.

Most useful when: One-uping your bazooka-owning friend.

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1 RE: Absurdly Cool Movie Weapons
I thought the Flaming Sword was a bit unnecessary. In a year if the list was compiled again I doubt it would even be considered. But I thought the Noisy Cricket was genius. More

Posted by Non Forumite on Monday August 30, 2010, 01:51

2 RE: The suction-bomb cannon from Hudson Hawk
Well they had to fit in ANOTHER plug for Scott Pilgrim, because I've never seen a flaming sword beforegn=left] More

Posted by vader100 on Thursday August 26, 2010, 02:16

3 RE: Star Trek
Triple Barrled Shotgun from Undead or Lawnmower from Braindead?! More

Posted by Invader_Ace on Tuesday August 24, 2010, 20:33

4 RE: crotch cannon
Ummmm Light Sabers aside (Shame on you Empire) where is Rose McGowan's modified M4 Carbine with M203 grenade launcher attachment from Planet Torror Ok i know this is a real weapon BUT IT IS ATTACHED TO HER FUCKIN LEG how cool is that, i mean she could go to scratch her calf and level a school by mistake   Or the Proton Pack from Ghostbusters   Surely the the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch was onE of the first truely absurd weapons in film and deserves a place rather than a mention alongside The Holy Shotgun   More

Posted by doenutts on Monday August 23, 2010, 21:58

5 RE: Eh?
No Golden Gun! No Lightsaber Otherwise I am happy More

Posted by Charlie Green on Monday August 23, 2010, 19:42

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