| 1 | These should have been the top movies hands down |
| Posted on Saturday February 11, 2012, 10:56 by King E |
1) without a doubt Pootie Tang was the worst movie ever it was so bad they could make it a challenge on fear factor.
2) Vanilla Ice s movie Too Cold. Wow no comment it was just dreadful.
3) Mortal Combat 2 the movie. Are you kidding me everything about thismovie was fake and without a doubt bad. The CGI looked like a beginner doing there first PowerPoint presentation.
4) Soul Plane I do agree with the selection just not the place
5) Steppin. OK if step up wasn't bad enough why do an even lower budget knock of the same movie ... Hated It!!!
6) Too Wong Foo. OK WOWthe simple fact Wesley Snipes was in a dress automatically puts this one on the list
7) Robot Jocks. Does anyone remember this movie ? If you do you now hate me for mentioning it yes it was that bad
8) Cyrus. OMG this was horrible what waste of a free movie past this is 92min of my life ill never get back
9) Cross Over. The was a basketball movie that was so bad I seriously didn't shoot hoops for a month.
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| 2 | These should have been the top movies hands down |
| Posted on Saturday February 11, 2012, 10:47 by King E |
1) without a doubt Pootie Tang was the worst movie ever it was so bad they could make it a Chaplin fear factor.
2) Vanilla Ice s movie Too Cold. Wow no comment it was just dreadful.
3) Mortal Combat 2 the movie. Are you kidding me everything about thismovie was fake and without a doubt bad. The CGI looked like a beginner doing there first PowerPoint presentation.
4) Soul Plane I do agree with the selection just not the place
5) Steppin. OK if step up wasn't bad enough why do an even lower budget knock of the same movie ... Hated It!!!
6) Too Wong Foo. OK WOWthe simple fact Wesley Snipes was in a dress automatically puts this one on the list
7) Robot Jocks. Does anyone remember this movie ? If you do you now hate me for mentioning it yes it was that bad
8) Cyrus. OMG this was horrible what waste of a free movie past this is 92min of my life ill never get back
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| 3 | Insane |
| Posted on Tuesday January 31, 2012, 19:19 by realismpainter |
Scary movie shouldn't be on this list, the people who voted are sooo dumb! The sequels might have been inferior but the original was a classic. And for the record it didn't spoof only Scream, but also The Matrix, Usual Suspects, The Sixth Sense, Dawson's Creek, The Blair Witch Project, etc. Read More
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| 4 | Good Choices, but Some Disagreement |
| Posted on Thursday January 12, 2012, 21:20 by LaurieP |
I absolutely agree about Batman & Robin, but I'm not sure I agree with Scary Movie. I thought it was fun, but perhaps I watched on cold meds or something. Found another great list of the worst movies of all time, if anyone's interested (seems similar to this one, with a few notable exceptions):
http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/ the-worst-movies-of-all-time Read More
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| 5 | Scary movie? |
| Posted on Monday December 26, 2011, 15:30 by Alucard_the_last |
That film was great. I really liked Van Helsing too. I hated Dream Catcher too but liked it a lot more the second time. What should be on the list is Gummo which is a flat out abomination that should be played over and over again to the inmates on death row so they stop appealing their sentence. Another mega bomb was Spun which is a 'comedy' about meth addiction. Scary Movie 4 was horrible too. Supergirl should be on the list for numerous reasons: Faye Dunaways and Peter O'Toole's worst films. Horrible acting and even worse special effects. Read More
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| 6 | Fatal Deviation |
| Posted on Thursday December 8, 2011, 12:04 by cionn |
May I recomend 'Fatal Deviation', Irelands only martial arts movie staring one of the blokes from boyzone. None of its cast are actors, none of the people who made it are film makers, its the funniest thing ive seen in years. unfortunetely its only viewable on youtube, but fortunetely its free :) Read More
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| 7 | Troll 2? |
| Posted on Friday November 11, 2011, 21:45 by OpenMindedMovieFan |
Has troll 2 gained so much love just for being awful that it was kept of this list? Read More
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| 8 | Not bad but some bad misses |
| Posted on Wednesday October 26, 2011, 12:47 by Daveyboy7 |
Scary movie and Freddy got fingered, were ok, The Happening was pretty spooky and Batman & Robin had Alicia Silverstone so must be way too good for this list....BUT I just watched a movie that has to be top 10 maybe even worst of all time...if you don't believe me watch Re Possessed...so unfunny it makes Meet the Spartans and Disaster movie look like The Life of Brian, Caddy Shack and Vacation rolled into one. Read More
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| 9 | Sex Lives of the potato men? |
| Posted on Tuesday September 27, 2011, 01:19 by Ollie777 |
Why is this on the list? This film is absolutely hilarious. Read More
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| 10 | Pretty good list, but... |
| Posted on Friday September 9, 2011, 20:24 by Whistler |
Scary Movie doesn't deserve to be on here. As terrible as Date Movie, Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, Meet The Spartans etc. all are, Scary Movie is some funny shit. Also, The Other Guys and Mega Shark vs Giant Octupus (and indeed all of the giant mutant monster vs giant mutant monster movies) need to be added, rapidly. Read More
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| 11 | Good list, but.... |
| Posted on Wednesday September 7, 2011, 03:46 by heyman |
Two words. "Old Dogs." Hands down, one of the worst movies ever made. Good list though, but you also forgot every Police Academy movie other than 1, Judge Dread, and Water World. Read More
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| Posted on Saturday August 27, 2011, 08:42 by artpunk 007 |
Years ago, I saw a movie called "The Velocity of Gary"....it shall forevermore be the worst....WORST movie I've ever seen...it actually blows your mind with how bad it is... Read More
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| 13 | Burn it....and NOT in a good way |
| Posted on Saturday August 6, 2011, 02:39 by Crow69 |
just tried to watch "Mail Order Bride" which was supposed to be a darkly humored movie...nothing funny or redeeming in the 3/4 of the movie I could stomach through. A New Yorker slob with no social skills agree to let a cameraman to film him getting a mail order bride and then pretty much disgusts her so much that she moves in with the cameraman who then starts to have sex with her (even though he has a girlfriend) and its up to the interpreter to try and smooth out the mess! Total loss of director skills!!! How 'NOT' TO MAKE A MOVIE!! Read More
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| 14 | Unified Theory of Bad Movies |
| Posted on Wednesday August 3, 2011, 17:46 by LaurieP |
I'm always interested in lists of bad films - and also in reading the comments from those who think the worst of the worst weren't included. I began to wonder why and how people vote the way they do (for bad movies specifically, anything else is overwhelming). I ran across this blog post - very VERY detailed analysis/breakdown. I love the idea of coming up with a Unified Theory of Bad Movies (and honestly, I'm not even a math freak). Would love thoughts!
http://blog.ranker.com/post/8394190864/from-ranker- labs-a-deeper-look-at-the-worst-movies
Back to reading more comments, now :) Read More
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| Posted on Monday August 1, 2011, 03:06 by aoc777 |
There were several movies missing off the list, which I would have expected instead of some others (which have their following and some redeeming moments). For example 'Birdemic' - this movie makes 'Plan 9 from Outer Space' look accomplished. You need a truely great understanding of movies to get a movie so totally and utterly wrong. A masterpiece of failure.
Also - where are 'Ishtar' and 'Manos: The Hands of Fate'?
On other notes: 'Highlander 2' redeeming features:
1. Sean Connery: 'So much for horse and cart'
2. The airline entertainment movie ...
This makes about 6 minutes and 58 seconds of 'Highlander 2' watchable. Read More
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| Posted on Monday August 1, 2011, 03:01 by aoc777 |
There were several movies missing off the list, which I would have expected instead of some others (which have their following and some redeeming moments). For example 'Birdemic' - this movie makes 'Plan 9 from Outer Space' look accomplished. You need a truely great understanding of movies to get a movie so totally and utterly wrong. A masterpiece of failure.
Also - where are 'Ishtar' and 'Manos: The Hands of Fate'?
On other notes: 'Highlander 2' redeeming features:
1. Sean Connery: 'So much for horse and cart'
2. The airline entertainment movie ...
This makes about 6 minutes and 58 seconds of 'Highlander 2' watchable. Read More
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| 17 | This list is bullshit!!! |
| Posted on Friday July 22, 2011, 13:37 by ckpstar333 |
Transformers 2 ,Scary movie and Freddy got fingered do NOT deserve to be in the worst films of all time id go as far to say that van helsing and spiderman 3 shouldnt be in there aswell where is sex and the city and other gay shit like that !!! Read More
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| 18 | Spiderman 3 is really not that bad... |
| Posted on Thursday July 14, 2011, 20:00 by randomail |
This movie is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too overlooked. Why do people hate it? just dumb pointless knitpicking? Read More
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| Posted on Monday July 4, 2011, 05:59 by Phoenix91 |
Sadly I loved both The Happening and Batman and Robin. Not sure what it is about the happening I just really like it. Batman and Robin is so corny the jokes are so lame but I just love to watch this movie its fun to make fun of it. Read More
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| 20 | hmm |
| Posted on Sunday June 26, 2011, 20:33 by ryandude123 |
ok, first of all, pocket ninjas is the worst movie ever.. and waterworld sucked a biggie. hmm, i could probably think of some more, but i'd rather just smoke weed. i'm just glad to see the room on the list and I love that movie anyway. armageddon sucked, too. Read More
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| 21 | not even close |
| Posted on Sunday May 29, 2011, 08:40 by wastrel |
glad that `matrix revoloutions` made it on the list, origional movie was a peach, follow up`s were a disgrace! but nothing on this list comes close to the worst of all time- Eraserhead!!
there`s a very good reason you`ve never heard of it, and, trust me, don`t bother looking it up!
GARBAGE!! Read More
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| 22 | RE: One of the 50 worst lists ever |
| Posted on Tuesday April 19, 2011, 23:46 by TheGreenPlanet |
L: KeithM
L: D_DuMas
I can think of far worse films to go on that list.
But just for the crack, Blade 3, which wasn't bad, Transformers 2 which wasn't bad. Yet where is Xmen 3 and Superman Returns which were horrendously bad.
In fact Superman Returns getting a 5 stars from empire is precisly the reason (and the point in time from when) I no longer trust Empire reviews.
greed. I kept expecting Superman Returns to appear on the list, even got quite 'excited' when it didn't come up early, thinking that it would be quite high and that finally the veil had been lifted from everyone's eyes and they could see it for the utter tripe it was... but no. Disappointing.
And no Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crock of Shit (sorry, Crystal Skull - easy mistake) either? This movie makes Transformers 2 look like a masterpiece of modern cinema. Toe-curlingly bad and yet another film reviewed with a blindfold and earplugs by Empire (and not at all influenced by SRead More
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| 23 | The Matrix Revolutions |
| Posted on Wednesday March 23, 2011, 21:47 by Mr. Fincher |
I've just realised something: On another feature, the 33 Greatest Movie Trilogies of All Time, you gave out the impression that Reloaded was weaker than Revolutions and yet here we are on a feature that includes Revolutions but not Reloaded. Why is this? Read More
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| Posted on Monday March 21, 2011, 13:24 by redspear |
where's the boat that rocked ? Read More
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| Posted on Sunday March 20, 2011, 03:32 by malkay |
hang on! if you're gonna slag off Heaven's Gate... at least do it right!
yes, the fiddle sequence is just a taste of Cimino's over-indulgent filmmaking but the rollerskating is factually correct... do your research man!
what's more, how can the 'redeeming feature' be something that's implied as hearsay? have you watched any cut of this film to form an opinion on behalf of Empire or is Heaven's Gate 'said to be' the 6th worst film ever? Read More
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| 26 | yes |
| Posted on Sunday March 13, 2011, 06:48 by RJZTV |
Number #1 right choice Read More
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| 27 | ankle burner |
| Posted on Sunday March 13, 2011, 06:43 by RJZTV |
I was at one of the games where The Love Guru was filmed it' was a game between The Detroit Red Wings VS Toronto Leafs, the actor Darren Roanoke to say the lest was an ankle burner, They got all the fans to pretended as if you saw the Leafs winning the Stanley Cup Cup. So from then on I know it was going to be a dozy! Read More
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| 28 | The not Happening! |
| Posted on Sunday March 13, 2011, 06:34 by RJZTV |
The not Happening! Read More
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| Posted on Thursday January 20, 2011, 21:39 by graingew |
plenty worse out there dialogue wise... Mortal Kombat the movie was fierce... Read More
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| 30 | Good Times with Sonny and Cher |
| Posted on Sunday January 2, 2011, 02:56 by booboo1818 |
Has anyone seen 1967's "Good Times"? It features Sonny, Cher and George Sanders. It's worth watching for how mindlessly campy (and crappy) it is. It definitely should be in the Top 50 Worst Movies of All Time. Read More
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| 31 | RE: RE: |
| Posted on Monday December 6, 2010, 16:18 by Non Forumite |
I would have put any, no all of the Daniel Craig Bond films in this. Oh and Sunshine, which I was begged to NOT watch. I ignored that advice and now wish I hadn't. Read More
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| 32 | RE: |
| Posted on Thursday December 2, 2010, 11:45 by DanTDavies |
my top and remain:
Indy IV
The Simpsons
Star Wars I
all three have the same thing in common, namely they made me really angry.
In detail:
Indy IV starts badly orse en finishes terribly adful film in its own right but the thing that made me angry was the way it pissed over my fond childhood memories. All copies of it should be burned.
The Simpsons. Mr Burns was on screen for 30 seconds. They were the only vaguely amusing 30 seconds of the whole film. 82.386% of film takes place outside of springfield so all the funny characters are reduced to vague cameos. The modern day Homer is such an asshole that he is uniquely unsympathetic so you just don't care. Really pathologically unfunny throughout Star Wars the Phantom Menace. Anakin is Jesus!!! Jar Jar Binks!!! Lets stand around discussing tax routes!!!! The central dilemna of the film revolves around their ship breaking down.... hmmm sounds familiar.... Oh yes they did exactly the same thing IN EMPIRE STRIKRead More
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| 33 | RE: 3 Times a charm? |
| Posted on Tuesday June 1, 2010, 18:05 by xmagic_dustx |
A real contender:
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| 34 | RE: 3 Times a charm? |
| Posted on Monday May 31, 2010, 22:12 by Smokinator |
woah woah wheres the invention of lying? Read More
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| 35 | RE: Scientology |
| Posted on Sunday March 7, 2010, 23:49 by ThereCANonlyBE1 |
Batman and Robin was terrible! Read More
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| 36 | RE: Here here jomo!! |
| Posted on Thursday March 4, 2010, 14:03 by nitroy2k |
#1 :) lesbian vampires
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| 37 | RE: The 50 Worst Movies Ever |
| Posted on Wednesday March 3, 2010, 12:44 by jomo999 |
Hey don't everyone go blaming Empire, the readers are responsible for this list. Shame on whoever voted for Spider-man 3, its not even the worst super-hero movie ever. Daredevil, x-men origins:wolverine, both fantastic 4's, ghost rider - all worse and they didn't even make the list. Batman and Robin was awful but no-where near the worst film ever made.
Plus I agree about this being re-named 'worst mainstream movies'. IO could fill a list and then some with the amount of shocking independant flicks I've watched. Read More
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| 38 | RE: Arrested Development |
| Posted on Tuesday February 9, 2010, 12:58 by Cruisecontroller |
Personally I don`t beleive Transformers 2 Revenge of the Fallen should be on this list even if it was overlong and sometimes hard to follow the action and story. With hindsight after initially being blown away by it visually I can see it is flawed but it certainly is not one of the worst movies ever made. Nor is Scary Movie which overall is to me a funny spoof of horror movies. Scary Movie 2 however is a differnet matter that was rubbish. Plus Spiderman 3 was maybe overloaded with plot, baddies and just too much in general with some dogey acting from Tobey Maguire when Peter Parker really loses control to Venom but its still exciting and fun to watch and not in my view worthy of being in this list just the weakest of that trilogy. There are far worse memorable films that could and should be on. I just think some people like to bash certain movies because they don`t want to be seen to be following the crowd and want to be controversial with their votes. Read More
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| 39 | RE: The 50 Worst Movies Ever |
| Posted on Tuesday February 9, 2010, 04:50 by NewJackKing |
An American Werewolf in Paris, Meet Dave, You Can't stop the Music (the Village People Movie), The Bitch, What's the worst that could happen?, Black Knight, Practically anything with Martin Lawrence, War of the Worlds (Spielberg), The Phantom Menace (How is this not on the list?), Stealth, just for starters. I will add more as they come to me. Read More
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| 40 | RE: Pretty solid list |
| Posted on Sunday February 7, 2010, 00:31 by AnaemicBookcase |
Come on... Spiderman 3 + Transformers 2. So they weren't as good as previous films/comics/shows, but there's no way they can genuinely be considered amongst the worst movies of all time.
If I had to pick any, I'd pick these two: Christmas With The Kranks and a film I only just discovered, called I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell. Check out the trailer. I never imagined anyone could create a film that makes the new American Pies look cultured and intelligent, but here it is.
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| 41 | RE: Scientology |
| Posted on Saturday February 6, 2010, 09:11 by laterdanish |
Swept Away...I LOVE IT!!! Its so underrated, and im sure most people who slag it off havent even seen it... Read More
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| 42 | RE: One of the 50 worst lists ever |
| Posted on Friday February 5, 2010, 10:36 by shool |
The people moaning about the content of the list really should have voted. fter all this was voted for by Empire readers. Read More
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| 43 | RE: One of the 50 worst lists ever |
| Posted on Friday February 5, 2010, 10:33 by Future Player |
L: D_DuMas
I can think of far worse films to go on that list.
But just for the crack, Blade 3, which wasn't bad, Transformers 2 which wasn't bad. Yet where is Xmen 3 and Superman Returns which were horrendously bad.
In fact Superman Returns getting a 5 stars from empire is precisly the reason (and the point in time from when) I no longer trust Empire reviews.
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This is the most shocking post I have read. 5 stars for Superman returns? As shocking as the film. Read More
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| 44 | RE: The glaring omision???? |
| Posted on Friday February 5, 2010, 10:31 by Future Player |
L: bdmrmapf
.... I'm sorry... but really? No ISHTAR???? Have you not seen this movie? Certainly not twice! And did you not see it because you heard how much of a waste of time it was? Did you not see it because in nearly all circles it has been lauded as the worst film ever made? Wait.... I get it... it was so bad it doesn't even make the list because it would shine critical and comsumer praise on any of the 50 that did??? I find Batman and Robin to be a utter calamity... a stain on the superhero film genre... worthless drivel that the poor cast somehow felt obliged to be a part of ( ah, the mighty paycheck ).... but still... I'd rather have it looped and visually fed to me ala Clockwork Orange reprogramming style, than to ever have to sit through another veiwing of Ishtar... perhaps enough havn't seen it to warrent it's omission.... maybe I'm just jealous I'm not amongst those numbers...
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| 45 | RE: Bull Shit |
| Posted on Friday February 5, 2010, 10:22 by Future Player |
L: Spencer69
Matrix Revolutions is the BEST MOVIE EVER, I now HATE "Empire" for listing this
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You're being silly now. It most certainly isn't. Read More
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| 46 | RE: Gimmie a break!! |
| Posted on Wednesday February 3, 2010, 14:16 by shool |
It should be most hated, rather than worst by the looks of it. Read More
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| 47 | RE: Gimmie a break!! |
| Posted on Wednesday February 3, 2010, 14:10 by The Todge |
L: princemadonna
Whoever voted couldn't have seen many movies. I've seen films that make most of these look like master pieces. Scary Movie was hysterical BTW and Spidey 3 was awesome - screw the critics, that's why we don't have Spidey fricking 4 cos of ppl that voted on this. As if it's one of the worst films ever made!!! What a fracking joke. Try watching the horror or Sci Fi channel late at night - believe me, you could've filled the 50 with a bunch of them. Not to mention Zone Romantica movies. What a load of shit Empire - and you call urself a movie magazine (rolls eyes).
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Jesus man, here you go again. Do you ever think before you type?
Oh, while we're still on this? Where the fuck was Seven Pounds? Or did nobody see it?
The Omen remake deserved to be on here too but obviously people avoided that as well! One of the most genuinely offensively bad films I've ever seen. Read More
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| 48 | RE: |
| Posted on Wednesday February 3, 2010, 14:09 by livila |
Heaven's Gate at number 6? I'm surprised that a) so many people have watched it and b) it got so much vitriol.
I really like it, it's way too loooong in places, but the acting is fine and you do actually care about the people and the situation. I guess it's too slow for today's audiences. But 6th worst film ever? Eh, no. Superbabies 2: Baby Geniuses and Karate Dog should be there.
I haven't clicked through most of the list as it's taking an age to load each page. Plus the link at the top of this thread takes you to "page not found". Read More
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| 49 | RE: Very Controversial Top 50 -- What shouldn't be in it |
| Posted on Wednesday February 3, 2010, 13:06 by jmebaby25 |
L: dansator
The best examples are "Spider-Man 3" and "The Matrix: Revolutions", both great films in their own right, but they fail to live up to the films that went before them. Even "Batman and Robin" has its merits.
ou know what? I used to believe that everyone was entitled to their own opinion. I used to believe in the necessity of free speech.
That was until you called Spider-Man 3 a great film.
Now I don't know what to think anymore. I weep for the future. I think I'm just gonna live in my underground bunker, surrounded by canned produce and sharpening my sword waiting for the apocalypse.
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| 50 | RE: Very Controversial Top 50 -- What shouldn't be in it |
| Posted on Wednesday February 3, 2010, 11:36 by BudBaxter |
L: Sphinx
L: dansator
This list is controversial, and I expect a lot of people are annoyed to see films they love in the list. Some films received votes not because they're "bad", but because they're "less good" than their predecessors. The best examples are "Spider-Man 3" and "The Matrix: Revolutions", both great films in their own right, but they fail to live up to the films that went before them. Even and Robin" has its meritsuote]Errr, no it doesn't!
f the first 4 Batman flicks, it's the only one that gets the ending right. Batman doesn't kill the bad guys, he just locks them up in Arkham.
That, & Elliot Goldenthal's score are the only merits of Batman & Robin. Other than that, it's a pile of **** Read More
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| 51 | RE: |
| Posted on Tuesday February 2, 2010, 19:14 by Taizy |
Where was LOST IN SPACE??? Admittedly I should have actually taken part in this poll and wouldn't want anyone else to have been subjected to this overblown, shonky and not even so-bad-it's-good acting/dialogue/special effects so I can only hope that it has either been blocked out by those who watched it or just wasn't seen ( a wise option).
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| 52 | RE: Very Controversial Top 50 -- What shouldn't be in it |
| Posted on Tuesday February 2, 2010, 17:57 by Sphinx |
L: dansator
This list is controversial, and I expect a lot of people are annoyed to see films they love in the list. Some films received votes not because they're "bad", but because they're "less good" than their predecessors. The best examples are "Spider-Man 3" and "The Matrix: Revolutions", both great films in their own right, but they fail to live up to the films that went before them. Even and Robin" has its meritsuote]Errr, no it doesn't! Read More
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| 53 | RE: The 50 Worst Movies Ever |
| Posted on Monday February 1, 2010, 11:40 by BudBaxter |
where's the feature gone?
I click on the link & get:
Not Found
We're sorry the requested page could not be found or is no longer available.
Edit: Found it, but the link still doesn't work at the top of this thread.
Looks like none of my 3 votes counted:
3. Meet the Parents (the least funnny 'comedy' ever made. There's not ONE scene in the entire film that makes you think Teri Polo even i] Stiller, let alone i] him. & why would you go through all that shit for some like that?)
2. Octane. Seriously, watch it. It's one of the most incoherent films ever made.
1. Soul Survivors: The Killer Cut. As above, plus it has the added insult of having Eliza Dushku take a shower with another girl WHILE THEY'RE BOTH FULLY CLOTHED!
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| 54 | RE: The 50 Worst Movies Ever |
| Posted on Monday February 1, 2010, 11:15 by Leonard Pine |
Matrix Revolutions?????!! You gotta be kidding me! Betterthan BOTH Transformers movies, hell, better than ANYTHING Michael Bay has ever done!! Where are all the Emerich movies? Michael Winner movies? Where was Wanted?!!!!! Read More
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| 55 | RE: The 50 Worst Movies Ever |
| Posted on Monday February 1, 2010, 10:39 by way5ide |
Seriously, where is Kenneth Branagh's Frankenstein - the funniest film I've seen in the cinema. I was laughing so hard I was asked to leave. Read More
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| 56 | I can't have been the only one... |
| Posted on Monday February 1, 2010, 01:39 by leecoop |
I still maintain that my 3 votes for the only movie I have ever walked out of (as a discerning 14 year old), 'Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot' should have at the very least made the list, if not topped it...Some of you lucky people out there have clearly not been subjected to seeing truly appaling film making. Read More
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| 57 | RE: Lifeforce anyone? |
| Posted on Sunday January 31, 2010, 21:56 by elab49 |
L: Dazzler1967
Why did I not listen to Barry Norman's review on Film 85?
When you hear, written by Dan O'Bannon, directed by Tobe Hooper, filled with space vampires and the gorgeous Mathilda May, what else would an 18 year old guy want to see in a film?
Even Frank Finlay looked like he was reading his script most of the time and couldn't believe what he was saying. If I was ever going to walk out of a film, I should have done it with that. "Plan 9 From Outer Space" is a work of genius in comparison.
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| 58 | RE: |
| Posted on Sunday January 31, 2010, 20:34 by Future Player |
Sweet Jesus indeed. The film isn't as bad as people say, but it deserves to be on this list for that scene alone. Thank God Rami has been fucked off, with any luck the new director turns out to be the next Nolan. Read More
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| 59 | RE: Scientology |
| Posted on Sunday January 31, 2010, 18:05 by Judge |
Naff list. There is noone in the world who would rather watch Disaster/Epic/Date/Scary Movie, The Hottie and the Nottie, Fat Slags, Meet Thr Spartans etc than Batman and Robin. Camp? Yes. Crap? Yes. Worst movie ever made? No. Read More
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| 60 | RE: |
| Posted on Sunday January 31, 2010, 12:44 by theoriginalcynic |
L: Axman58
How come Batman & Robin got nipples but Batgirl didn't?
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They did give her suit nipples. That was one of the talking points, that Joel felt like he had to if he was gonna give Batman and Robin them. There's some seriously dumb comments on this thread (not just yours, but in general) Read More
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| 61 | RE: 50 Worst Movies Ever |
| Posted on Sunday January 31, 2010, 11:58 by Dr Lenera |
What a bizarre and narrowly focused list. Only one film before 1980. Raise The Titanic, yeah a disappointment and a flop but the fourth worst film OF ALL TIME? WTF? Heaven's Gate, which despite being a huge flop is regarded my many critics as being very good in it's four hour version, is NO. SIX! Do people really think that? If they do then they haven't seen many films. Just wierd, plain wierd. Read More
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| 62 | RE: 50 Worst Movies Ever |
| Posted on Sunday January 31, 2010, 10:47 by Kurai |
I'm sure that many of these movies in here are pretty crappy, but however, I think a few films missed out:
*Thunderbirds (2004)
THIS was a terrible movie! Whyever it isn't on the list is beyond me. Prehaps noone bothered to see it.....
*HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
Man, I don't know if I hate any movie MORE then I hated this movie! Again, prehaps noone actually saw it. I admit, I saw half of it, then turned it off. It was that bad! Read More
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| 63 | RE: |
| Posted on Sunday January 31, 2010, 01:25 by darth silas |
No Pearl Harbour,Pirates of the caribbean,or LOTR on the list? Shocking.At least people had the good sense to put a Transformers movie in there. Read More
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| 64 | RE: Where's Avatar? |
| Posted on Saturday January 30, 2010, 16:33 by Future Player |
I totally agree. Dances with wolves in space with giant blue cats.L: SpiderBat
well, where is it?
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| 65 | RE: RE: |
| Posted on Saturday January 30, 2010, 12:43 by D_DuMas |
L: KeithM
L: jmebaby25
I'm surprised that Revolver didn't make the cut... it was (somehow) even worse than Swept Away.
To all those saying that Superman Returns should be on here - look, it wasn't great. Everyone (except for Empire) is aware of that. It's a 3 star film. To say it's one of the 50 worse films ever is just ridiculous. It's well shot, great effects and the cast is solid. The problem is that the script is a re-hash of Superman 1. The plane rescue on it's own instantly prevents it from being in this list because there is without a doubt 50 films worse that it that don't have anything close to that.
he film well shot, I'll give it that. However, the script was utterly dreadful, the characterisations so painfully off (Superman leaving Earth without a word, Lois writing a smear piece when she can only assume that he's dead, Lex making yet another poorly thought out land-grab, Kryptonite not being poisonous, deadly and debilitating, but overcome by a merRead More
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| 66 | RE: D.J. The Dumbass. |
| Posted on Saturday January 30, 2010, 08:51 by horribleives |
Anyone else see the inherent irony in people bemoaning how young the average Empire reader is then going on to whine like a spoilt teenager about a bloody list?
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| 67 | RE: |
| Posted on Friday January 29, 2010, 22:29 by Marcus Brody |
The list seems to have disappeared.
And now it's back! Read More
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| 68 | RE: RE: |
| Posted on Friday January 29, 2010, 21:23 by theoriginalcynic |
L: KeithM
L: jmebaby25
I'm surprised that Revolver didn't make the cut... it was (somehow) even worse than Swept Away.
To all those saying that Superman Returns should be on here - look, it wasn't great. Everyone (except for Empire) is aware of that. It's a 3 star film. To say it's one of the 50 worse films ever is just ridiculous. It's well shot, great effects and the cast is solid. The problem is that the script is a re-hash of Superman 1. The plane rescue on it's own instantly prevents it from being in this list because there is without a doubt 50 films worse that it that don't have anything close to that.
The film well shot, I'll give it that. However, the script was utterly dreadful, the characterisations so painfully off (Superman leaving Earth without a word, Lois writing a smear piece when she can only assume that he's dead, Lex making yet another poorly thought out land-grab, Kryptonite not being poisonous, deadly and debilitating, but overcome by a Read More
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| 69 | RE: One of the 50 worst lists ever |
| Posted on Friday January 29, 2010, 21:21 by theoriginalcynic |
L: KeithM
L: D_DuMas
I can think of far worse films to go on that list.
But just for the crack, Blade 3, which wasn't bad, Transformers 2 which wasn't bad. Yet where is Xmen 3 and Superman Returns which were horrendously bad.
In fact Superman Returns getting a 5 stars from empire is precisly the reason (and the point in time from when) I no longer trust Empire reviews.
greed. I kept expecting Superman Returns to appear on the list, even got quite 'excited' when it didn't come up early, thinking that it would be quite high and that finally the veil had been lifted from everyone's eyes and they could see it for the utter tripe it was... but no. Disappointing.
And no Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crock of Shit (sorry, Crystal Skull - easy mistake) either? This movie makes Transformers 2 look like a masterpiece of modern cinema. Toe-curlingly bad and yet another film reviewed with a blindfold and earplugs by Empire (and not at all Read More
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| 70 | RE: |
| Posted on Friday January 29, 2010, 21:18 by theoriginalcynic |
L: D.J
Transformers was no masterpiece, but it was still an enjoyable slice of nonsense pie.
It should have been replaced with Casshern, now that film really was shit.
sp;
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| 71 | RE: Where's Avatar? |
| Posted on Friday January 29, 2010, 21:15 by theoriginalcynic |
I don't agree that Spider-man 3 and Blade Trinity are two of the worst films ever made. Out of all the films ever made. The list is kinda pointless. Read More
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| 72 | Hmm a 50/50 list |
| Posted on Friday January 29, 2010, 20:50 by plum bob |
TOTALLY agree with some of the entries on the list - the top 10 while proberbly not the worst film of all time that the list says they are, are all absolutly shite movies. However, this list also contains some complete crap that undermines the whole thing: - Transformers 2 - Not a gr8 film, but entertaining, good fun and amazing special effects. - Spiderman 3 - yeh a dissapointment considering how class the first 2 were but still a good action film. Discount the last 20 minutes and you might say it comes close to being as good as the original! - Scary Movie - In bad taste but funny, how the original gets in but the awful 3rd and 4th one does is completely beyond me. Apart from that, this is a fairly good list and it does bring to light some of the biggest travisties in Hollywood. (as a side note, it is hilerious how Empire rated qite a few of these "worst films ever made with 3* Maybe you should write your own list Empire and be honest!) Read More
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| 73 | RE: |
| Posted on Friday January 29, 2010, 19:33 by horribleives |
Why didn't Empire put a snippet up from their own Batman And Robin review? Oh, right, that would be 'cos you gave it three stars. Read More
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| 74 | RE: |
| Posted on Friday January 29, 2010, 16:45 by jmebaby25 |
L: D.J
One film i really hated was Serenity, though sadly, whenever i tell anyone that i usually end up getting a verbal kicking.
our friends are right to kick you (verbally that is).
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| 75 | RE: |
| Posted on Friday January 29, 2010, 16:01 by KeithM |
L: jmebaby25
I'm surprised that Revolver didn't make the cut... it was (somehow) even worse than Swept Away.
To all those saying that Superman Returns should be on here - look, it wasn't great. Everyone (except for Empire) is aware of that. It's a 3 star film. To say it's one of the 50 worse films ever is just ridiculous. It's well shot, great effects and the cast is solid. The problem is that the script is a re-hash of Superman 1. The plane rescue on it's own instantly prevents it from being in this list because there is without a doubt 50 films worse that it that don't have anything close to that.
he film well shot, I'll give it that. However, the script was utterly dreadful, the characterisations so painfully off (Superman leaving Earth without a word, Lois writing a smear piece when she can only assume that he's dead, Lex making yet another poorly thought out land-grab, Kryptonite not being poisonous, deadly and debilitating, but overcome by a mere 'act of willRead More
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| 76 | RE: One of the 50 worst lists ever |
| Posted on Friday January 29, 2010, 15:45 by KeithM |
L: D_DuMas
I can think of far worse films to go on that list.
But just for the crack, Blade 3, which wasn't bad, Transformers 2 which wasn't bad. Yet where is Xmen 3 and Superman Returns which were horrendously bad.
In fact Superman Returns getting a 5 stars from empire is precisly the reason (and the point in time from when) I no longer trust Empire reviews.
greed. I kept expecting Superman Returns to appear on the list, even got quite 'excited' when it didn't come up early, thinking that it would be quite high and that finally the veil had been lifted from everyone's eyes and they could see it for the utter tripe it was... but no. Disappointing.
And no Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crock of Shit (sorry, Crystal Skull - easy mistake) either? This movie makes Transformers 2 look like a masterpiece of modern cinema. Toe-curlingly bad and yet another film reviewed with a blindfold and earplugs by Empire (and not at all influenced by Read More
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