THE CREDITS STING
Film: The Hangover: Part III
What happens? Following the wedding of Alan (Galifianakis) and his blushing / aggressive bride Cassie (Melissa McCarthy), the Wolf Pack awaken some days later in the ruins of the wedding venue along with their nearest and dearest. There is chaos everywhere – but perhaps the biggest surprise is that the unfortunate Stu (Ed Helm) now has full, pouting breasts. And there we leave the franchise, apparently forever.
WTF? While it certainly one-ups extracting your own tooth or getting a full-face tattoo, we’re not sure how plausible this is. While Empire is not personally experienced in breast augmentation, it’s our understanding that you’re talking about a serious medical procedure following which you’ll spend quite some time with more bandages on your bosom than The Mummy. However many drugs Alan gave them this time, we’re not convinced. And of course they’re going for social realism so they’ll be devastated by that.
The lesson: Don’t do drugs, kids!
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