What's The Worst Movie Dialogue Of All Time?
Posted on Tuesday August 4, 2009, 18:18 by Nick de Semlyen in Empire States
 Last Thursday, drawn like a moth to a flame, I went along to an advance screening of G. I. Joe. Having read a lot of bad buzz online and seen the trailer, I wasn’t anticipating a masterpiece. In fact, I was secretly hoping it would be entertainingly crummy, an over-earnest blastinator with plotholes galore and lots and lots of tin-eared dialogue. I wasn’t disappointed. As Dennis Quaid and Christopher Eccleston stutted around, deploying various bits of dodgily-rendered military equipment against each other’s forces, characters exclaimed lines such as “Dead guys don’t breakdance!” and “These guys are real American heroes!” Or, as a political aide tells the US President shortly after a COBRA plot murders thousands of innocent Parisian citizens, “Sir, the French are upset!”
I found it impossible not to laugh out loud at regular intervals. And, even though the film can in no way be called good, I left the screening room much more cheerful than when I’d entered it. Which, surely, is proof of the redemptive power of crap dialogue.
So, dear citizens of Movieville, consider this a forum to share your own favourite lousy lines, Z-grade zingers and woeful one-liners — sentences for which someone was paid more money than most earn in a year, which have unified cinemagoers around the world in popcorn-spitting stupefaction. Here are a few more to get you started…
“Give me your face!” (Optimus Prime, while fighting The Fallen in Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen)
“It’s turkey time — gobble gobble!” (Jennifer Lopez asks for oral sex in Gigli)
“When the Varden learn that the legend is real, they will be encouraged to challenge me. And I am not interested in being challenged!” (John Malkovich’s mad king Galbatorix — isn’t that a chain of electrical stores? — warns his underlings in Eragon)
“I live my life a quarter-mile at a time.” (Vin Diesel in The Fast And The Furious, sounding like he drives very slowly indeed)
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avisie
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 10:17
Anakin and Padme in Attack of the Clones.
It was so bad I have actually blocked the lines from my mind! |
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TwelveMonkeys
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 10:18
"From my point of view the Jedi are evil!"
The writing, the delivery...staggeringly awful. |
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colinjbooth
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 10:27
'Youssa people gonna die?'
Lucas, you did nasty things to my childhood...
(i love you Bro-Montana) |
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JMFogg
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 10:29
"go get 'em tiger" spiderman 2. |
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scg_yob
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 10:37
"But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you" - Liam Neeson in Taken.
People of Eastern European origin BEWARE!!!! |
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pmgilmour
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 10:38
what any of big arnies zingers?
things like "he had to split" from the running man or "i eat green berets for breakfast" from commando
so bad they are brilliant |
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chod burger
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 10:43
Gonna have to go with Halle Berry in X-Men:
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets hit by lightning........." |
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the ageless stranger
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 10:45
I havent' seen the Convenant (thank Christ), but even I know of the legendary: "I'm gonna make you my weee-otch!"
Vinnie Jones in X-men 3: "Don't you know ooo oy am? Oy'm dah Jaaaghnaawt, BITCH!!!" |
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Jo Wareham
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 10:46
"is it still raining, i hadn't noticed". |
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Dobbin
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 10:47
Plan 9 From Outer Space: too many to mention. A couple of faves would be:
"Inspector Clay is dead, murdered. And somebody's responsible."
"Visits? That would indicate visitors."
R.I.P., E.W. Jr. |
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Dobbin
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 10:51
One of the LOTR movies, (Two Towers, perhaps)?
"Nobody tosses a dwarf!"
Narrowly beaten by a later line, demonstrating the new-found friendship between Gimli and Legloas:
"Toss me!" |
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fraser1978
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 10:52
" Not Space, but the spaces between space"
John Hurt
Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - Awful! |
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McBooley
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 10:59
"Tell me I didn't see that! That shark recognised that gun!" Samuel L. Jackson exclaiming bad dialogue is funny (and frequent) - yet arguably more funny is he fails to mention that when the shark 'recognised' it, it swam backwards. Which is physically impossible. So this is one of the only bits of dialogue I can think of that simultaneously achieves the dubious honour of being dumb with what is said and dumb with what isn't! |
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benthemitchell
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 10:59
I agree with JMFogg with Spider-Man 2 but it's got to be
"I've always been standing in your doorway"
What does that even mean?! Surely that's just getting in the way. |
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raclements
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 10:59
"We've got 19 hours and 57 minutes. I'll get Bellerophon into your system by then"
From M:I2.
We watched this again recently, and I commented to me partner that THIS is why Cruise gets paid the big bucks- he can deliver a line as woeful as this one and still make it sound like something a human would actually say. |
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ShaunOsborne
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 11:22
Christopher Eccleston barely containing his disgust at having to spit this zinger down a phone in 'Gone In 60 Seconds' after threating the lives of the Raines Brothers...
"It never 'Raines' but it pours..."
Dreadful. And it doesn't make any sense...
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a_man_and_his_monkey
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 11:30
as much as i love Jerry Maguire and the Cruiser....
"...we live in a cynical world...a cynical world...and we work in a business of tough competitors..."
this line just seemed out of place in the whole speech.
its always bothered me. |
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Halo14
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 11:34
This stupid comment spoiled a good movie: Tom Cruise in MI3, when he's breaking into the Vatigan and he lays on top of the wall.."Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall" And who can forget Arnie's cheesy comment in T3 "She'll be back" |
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jameswhaleofatime
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 11:38
I hate having to mock a film I'm so passionately in love with, but Hulk is a veritable goldmine of shockingly shite dialogue:
Jennifer Connelly: Yes, I'm aware of the potential danger. I'm also aware that he saved my life.
General: Yeah, from a mutant French poodle. I'm indebted to him for that.
Bruce Banner: You found me!
Betty Ross: You weren't that hard to find.
Bruce Banner: ...yes, I was.
Talbot: You and I have never had the chance to get to know each other properly.
Bruce Banner: Well, that's because I don't want to get to know you. Properly or improperly.
and of course Nick Nolte's final, moving soliloquy:
"Think about all those men out there in their uniforms, barking and swallowing orders! Inflicting their petty rule over the entire globe! Think of all the harm they've done! To you! To me! To humanity!
I'll go! You just watch me go!" (bites electric cable)
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petecriss8000
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 11:38
"She disintegrated perfectly, but never reappeared...Into space. A stream of cat atoms. Ha. It would be funny if life weren't so sacred."
The Fly. Beat that! |
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chris brennan
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 11:40
A bar in dublin had Face/Off on their screens the other night. It was on mute.. It conjured up all the dreadful dialogue that I thought I purged from my thoughts....
"It's like looking in a mirror.... But not."
"I want to take his Face Off..." then all the goons repeat this gospel: "...Face Off"
Nic Cage is usually awful tho... The Rock is littered with nonsense..:
"the Rocket Man, Well Thats you... Your the Rocket Man" Then he hits a soldier with a rocket........ hmmmmmmmmmmm... That's very clever..
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Liam 23
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 11:45
Oh, it so has to be Independence Day. God, that speech was bad!
"Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"
P.S. that speech by Liam Neeson in Taken was awesome. It has no place on this list scg_yob, none whatsoever.
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Dr Science
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 11:46
I'm going to dedicate this one to John Travolta - in my opinion the uncrowned king of awful lines delivered really badly:
Broken Arrow:
"Battle is a highly fluid situation. You - You plan on your contingencies, and I have. You keep your initiative, and I will. But what you don't do is share command. It's never a good idea"
Phenomenon:
George Malley: Hey, would you, uh, love me the rest of my life?
Lace Pennamin: No. I'm gonna love you for the rest of mine
Face/Off
Castor Troy: [as Sean Archer] No. You should have left them out of it. Your son was an accident. I wanted to kill you. But, you took it too personally. Why could'nt you just kill yourself or let it go?
Sean Archer: [as Castor Troy] No father could.
Castor Troy: [as Sean Archer] No brother could either.
Battlefield Earth:
"Attention. This is Terl, your chief of security. Exterminate all man-animals at will, and happy hunting!"
"While you were still learning how to spell your name, I was being trained to conquer galaxies!"
Swordfish (oh the delicious irony):
"You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit. Unbelievable, unremarkable shit. Now I'm not some grungy wannabe filmmaker that's searching for existentialism through a haze of bong smoke or something. No, it's easy to pick apart bad acting, short-sighted directing, and a purely moronic stringing together of words that many of the studios term as "prose"."
"Anyone who impinges on America's freedom. Terrorist states, Stanley. Someone must bring their war to them. They bomb a church, we bomb ten. They hijack a plane, we take out an airport. They execute American tourists, we tactically nuke an entire city. Our job is to make terrorism so horrific that it becomes unthinkable to attack Americans. "
The Punisher:
"It's YOUR DUTY - to make Castle dead! I don't care what it takes, what it costs!"
The Taking of Pelham 123:
"We all owe God a death!"
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Liam 23
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 11:56
God bless Travolta aye. He may deliver bad dialogue awfully, but he does it with a certain charm that I just can't help enjoy. Same goes for Cage. Face Off has some of the most shoking dialogue around, but with those two hamming it up, I just can't help but enjoy it all.
That mirror line from Face Off mentioned above "It's like looking in a mirror.... But not." - absolute classic. Say what you will about thedelivery, but few actors would deliver it with same conviction......or make it as memorable for that matter.
As for Cage - "Put the bunny back in the box".......Think that pretty much sums him up. |
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O_Goncho
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 11:59
What's that line in Transporter 2? Where the Stath has to break it to the kid's mum as gently as possible that her son has been infected with a deadly virus...
'Audrey, Jack's been infected with a deadly virus'
His delivery of truly woeful dialogue never fails to make my world a better place. |
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seana
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 12:07
Immortality! Take it, it's yours!
Delivered in a surf dude accent by Brad Pitt in Troy. Awful.... |
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BabsyBuck
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 12:09
"I can help you." "Help them"
Wolverine and that guy who turns into silver in X2. |
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dogtanian
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 12:12
Axel Foley to Bogomil in Beverly Hills Cop 2.
' How is your daughter Jan?', I've always hated the line itself and the way it is delivered, and just the lazy assed way they introduce a charachter who really serves little purpose to the story. Insignificant movie I know, but it has always wound me up. |
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presidentcletus
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 12:13
Well, the obvious choice for me has to be this good old pick-up line:
Woman: "Phew, I'm exhausted."
Man: "Yeah, me too. But you know I'm really wired. What do you say I... take you home and eat your pussy."
When you hear it for the first time, it's just so... confusing. Then again, the whole film is mind-bogglingly bad.
I trust everyone knows what film I'm talking about... ;) |
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Davegod21
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 12:14
OK, so a film about bunny rabbits that have grwon to immense size is unlikely to have the best dialogue in the world. But I think the following from 'Night of the Lepus' has got to be the all time best-worst.
"Attention! Attention! Ladies and gentlemen, attention! There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way and we desperately need your help!"
I feel desperately sorry for the actor who had to deliver that one. |
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dogtanian
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 12:17
Indiana Jones ' It's a date, you eat em' (Raiders)
Henry Jones Snr ' What about the boat, we're not going on the boat'. (Crusade)
Elsa Sneider 'Go between em, are you crazy' (crusade)
For some reason, whether it is the delivery or the lines themselves, I used to cringe with embarrasment everytime I heard them.
'Back off war child' Swayze in Point Break
'You guy's are out there man, like fucking pluto' Drug dealer in Lethal Weapon |
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domwint79
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 12:25
"pmgilmour
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 10:38
what any of big arnies zingers?
things like "he had to split" from the running man or "i eat green berets for breakfast" from commando
so bad they are brilliant"
But you forgot the pay-off in the Commando quote: "I eat green berets for breakfast. And right now I am VERY hungry."
Superb.
There's also the superb Troutman/Teasle face-off in First Blood
Teasle: Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?
Trautman: You send that many, don't forget one thing.
Teasle: What?
Trautman: A good supply of body bags.
YES YES YES! How macho is that? |
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PJimmy
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 12:28
My 'favourite' is probably from Outbreak:
Sam: Would you go through it again?
Robby: Maybe. Now that I have the antibodies.
[Fades out]
[Credits]
[Audience vomits]
________________________________________________
Storm (Halle Berry)'s line in X-Men which has already been mentioned:
"You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else."
It's the delivery that makes this - surely this was supposed to be a throwaway line but Ms. Berry gives it so much reverence it's mindblowing.
Finally, honourable mention goes to ANY dialogue in Star Wars I-III involving Anakin.
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croninja
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 12:38
Most of the dialogue in the Star Wars prequels is atrociously, horrifically bad. It makes me cringe with shame and embarassment.
"Around the survivors, a perimeter create!" - Yoda, Episode 2. (I laughed out loud in the cinema at its sheet awfulness)
"Good relations with the wookies, I have" - Yoda, Episode 3
"From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!" - Anakin, Episode 3 (I agree with the above poster that this line is truly horrendous and might qualify for the worst line ever)
"My little green friend" - The Emperor to Yoda, Episode 3
"I don't like coarse things like sand, I like soft things lke your skin" (or some shit like that) - Anakin to Padme, in the Sound of Music scene with the space cow in Episode 2.
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chod burger
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 12:41
Anything that comes out of the mouth of Mark Harrison |
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ding_i_like_chips
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 12:46
What about Anakin's painful admission of what he did to the Tuskan Raiders who had taken his mum?
"I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM!"
The dialogue itself is bad enough, but that delivery is just painful. |
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ding_i_like_chips
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 12:47
Oh, and Aragorn's "What do your elf eyes see?" is pretty terrible too. |
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shinysavage
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 12:52
Much of Anakin's dialogue from episodes 1-3, although I'll single out a new one, for variety: 'Are you an angel?'
Still with the works of Hayden Christensen, I'd like to nominate Sam Jackson's utterly chilling line from Jumper - 'It's been a long time since you've used a door, hasn't it?'
The first twenty minutes of 'The Sweetest Thing' (I turned it off after that, so whether it got better or worse, I don't know).
From the end of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: 'It's just not Hogwarts without you Hagrid' |
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Andybee76
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 12:57
I'm really surprised that most of Arnies dialogue from Batman & Robin has escaped this list!!
"You're not sending ME to the COOLER!"
"Mercy? I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy."
"Tonight, hell freezes over!"
"I hate it when they talk during the movie"
"Ice to see you!"
"What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!"
"Cool party!"
"Let me guess, Plant Girl? Vine Lady? Huh? Hand over the diamond Garden Gal, or I'll turn you into mulch!"
I could go on!! |
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horribleives
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 12:57
'I have a mountain of regret on my shoulders'
Ethan Shite Hawke, 'Reality Bites' |
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Doug Fresh
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 13:06
Crystal Skull, opening scene: "Damn, I thought that was closer."
Who the hell are you talking to there, Indy? The moment I heard that line in the trailer I knew we were up sh*t creek.
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littlechris
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 13:10
"I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!" Anakin in Episode 1, we used to quote this all the time at University, really grinds my gears!
Also the ITV version of Robocop 'Once I even called him Airhead!' |
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Ambition
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 13:12
I would actually like to defend a line...
"I've always been sanding in your doorway"
Now, its cheesy - and should be in a rom-com. However, this is by no means one of the worst lines of dialogue ever - "what does that even mean!" it means shes been waiting for Peter to invite her into his life for a long time. The metaphorical doorway into Peters heart. Its perfectly passable - and a perfectly natural sentence UNLIKE:
"If you follow your thoughts to their conclusion they will take us to a place we cannot go" Padme to Anakin
That is a sentence which is trying to so hard to make sense, and failing miserably. |
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Hillsman
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 13:20
Vinnie Jones in anything......particularly Swordfish (the whole rocket launcher suppository thing); just about any dialog from the Star Wars prequels, in particular ALL lines between Padme & Anakin and the tear-your-eyes out pleasantries between Palpatine & Anakin that are somehow supposed to represent a friendship and eventual convincing for Anakin to abolish his faith and kill all his friends. Utterly abysmal in every sense. |
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hypnotoad
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 13:21
ooh ooh, i'm gonna jump on the manakin skywalker bandwagon! Ep 3:
"ANAKIN: You are so beautiful!
PADME: It's only because I'm so in love . . .
ANAKIN: No, it's because I'm so in love with you.
PADME: So love has blinded you?
ANAKIN: Well, that's not exactly what I meant . . .
PADME: But it's probably true!
They laugh. "
Har-dee-fucking-har-har! |
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cj5ar
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 13:30
Shark Attack 3, the entire script although John Barrowman's improvised line is quite something |
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cianhyland
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 13:33
Gone in 60 secs has the worst scene ever when the camera pans around nic Cages gang, settles on him in a trance before he manages to deliver a simple line and make it seem terrible:
"Let's go!"
that scene makes me cringe every time I think of it |
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blacknitecrash
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 13:43
Good film and great actor but:-
'are you a mexiCAN or a mexiCANT' from once upon a time in mexico makes me laugh and cringe in equal measures everytime. Shame on you Mr Depp!
Also forgot how bad the star wars dialogue was. Shocking. |
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Dr Science
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 13:50
blacknitecrash how can you hate that line? I bloody love that line - I use it all the time - and Depp delivers it brilliantly.
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talltom
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 13:52
I agree with the Shark Attack 3 call - each line is worse than the previous, but the film is so amazing because of it.
All of Arnie's lines from Batman and Robin. In fact, while we're at it, pretty much anything that comes out of the mouth of Chris O'Donnell in either of Joel Schumacher's Batman efforts, or Alicia Silverstone as Batgirl.
"The jungle is full of drug smugglers, gun runners and bad students!" from Sword of Bashido is another classic |
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sowasred2012
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 13:52
Morpheus: Some time at the end of the 21st century, man was united. We marveled at our own magnificence as we gave birth to AI.
Neo: AI... Artificial Intelligence?
Morpheus: No, the OTHER AI you twat - of course it's Artificial Intelligence! Aren't you a computer programmer and a hacker?! Honestly. |
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VincentWire
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 13:54
I'd like to give a far bigger cinematic crime a kicking than the Star Wars' prequels and it would have to be the Matirx sequels. Basically, anything the architect says, anything that stupid french bloke says (especially since all anyone wanted to do in those scenes was admire Monica Bellucci's clevage) and though I'm going to have to paraphrase my prime choice since I refuse to ever watch Matrix Revolutions again, it goes something like this:
Mrs Will Smith: "Some things never change, do they?"
Lawrence ("Do I really have to say this?") Fishburne: "Yes, some things never change, but some things DO change."
Mrs Will Smith: "Yes, some things do change"
This has to be the most pointless interchange between characters ever! |
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manufan
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 13:54
Flash! I love you, but we only have 14 hours to save the earth! |
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raclements
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 14:00
"But I was going into Tasshi Station to pick up some power converters!" |
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raclements
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 14:03
One from The MAtrix that always bothered me:
When they encounter the HK robot.
"They're programmed to do one thing- seek and destroy."
That's TWO fucking things you idiot! |
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Dr Science
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 14:05
manufan - are you serious? Flash is exempt from all criticism by dint being intentially camp - every line is awesome - admittedly Melody Anderson gives one of the worst performances ever seen on film as Dale, but hell that makes me love it even more
I particularly like:
"Just hold me two seconds, then drop me so I can kiss the ground"
And this sparkling exchange
Flash Gordon: This isn't happening, Dale. We're not here. It's just a bad dream.
Dale Arden: Oh, I agree completely. We'll wake up in any minute in Dock Harbor and have a laugh about this.
Flash Gordon: Only this time I won't just ask the maitre d' your name. I'll walk over and talk to you.
Dale Arden: You promise?
Flash Gordon: I promise. Cross my heart and hope to |
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dougtherugg
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 14:13
Kingdom Of Heaven
I once fought two days with an arrow through my testicle.
That line caused me to leave the cinema.
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sowasred2012
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 14:14
Also, I nominate the entire script for Spiderman 2. I don't have it to hand to transcribe word for word, but some of the stand out bits involve:
1. MJ and Peter in the backyard - they're doing that whole "we like each other but we're dancing around the whole thing" and MJ segues straight into "by the way I'm seeing an astronaut". Bitch! And we're supposed to root for Parker to get with her?
2. That bit with Otto and Parker and he's saying did Einstein sleep the night before he discovered the theory of relativity? Did Newton sleep before he discovered gravity, all that shit, the impressive stuff - and then Parker comes out with did whatshisface sleep the night before he discovered the curves of quickest descent?! What?! We know you're both nerds but fuck off.
3. And that bit when Parker's given up being Spiderman for a bit cos he really wants a piece of MJ (despite her being a total bitch and even agreeing to marry an astronaut dude she clearly thought might've been Spiderman, hence the upside down kiss she gives him and why she drops him faster than a diseased pancake when she realises Parker is Spiderman), and they're walking through the street, with him going on about how he's different now and his last line of that mini speech is "Punch me, I bleeeeed!". Sexy.
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sowasred2012
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 14:28
I almost forgot Aunt May's "there's a hero in all of us" speech.
Christ almighty. The only way I could keep my brain from exploding at the sheer awfulness of that speech is by telling myself that there's no way she'd be able to make a speech as ham-fistedly relevant as that if she didn't know Parker was Spidey. So she *must* have known. Despite no other corroborating evidence in the film, she must have. |
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henrycox85
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 14:29
"It's been a long time since I smelled Beautiful"
Vin Diesel again in the terrible Chronicles of Riddick |
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alansdeepbath
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 14:31
"I'M THE JUGGERNAUT. BITCH" is terrible.
"No, I'm a Postman" is god awful as well |
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bloodyanything
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 14:35
"Bird season's over, butthorn!" by Gary Busey in Bulletproof.
Also "I'm your worst nightmare, butthorn!" by Gary Busey in the same film.
I suspect and hope that he wrote those lines himself. |
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KingBigkerb
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 14:47
"I'm really wired... what do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"
After surviving a shark attack, John Barrowman inexplicably suggests cunnilingus in Shark Attack 3 |
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eboe
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 14:49
Got to say that Arnie is the king of the trash talk one liners.
One of my favorites is from 'The Running Man', as Ben Richards throws a guard over the railings to his demise he asks:
"Need a lift?"
I feel it was something of a loaded question 'cos that sucker was getting some serious airtime regardless of his answer. Not that he was given any time to answer.
That film is a master class is cheesy, slap talking, one liner, delivery. Brilliant! |
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myshcka
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 14:54
"What is this fool? Sandwich crazy?"
The Fast And The Furious. |
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veryweirgduy
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 14:58
Any mention of the word "younglings" in Star Wars Ep III.
Also: most lines from Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus. I would highly recommend this film in the "so bad it's entertaining" category - it's a joy to watch. |
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db89
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 15:03
"You can be my wingman any time." |
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D.J
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 15:15
Speaking of dialogue, i've found a list of sexually tilted lines from the original Star Wars trilogy.
*copies and pastes*
"Star Wars IV: A New Hope"
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!"
"Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back"
1. "And I thought they smelled bad...on the *outside*!"
2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?"
4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
6. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cummm..."
7. "Control, control! You must learn control!"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"
"Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi"
1. "Rise, my friend."
2. "Open the back door!"
3. "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"
4. "It's just a dead animal..."
5. "Not bad for a little furball."
6. "How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"
7. "Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?"
8. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two."
9. "I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"
10. "I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie."
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rossabroad
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 15:19
HOW HAS NO-ONE MENTIONED SEAGAL YET?
"I'm just a cook" or you're more than that |
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twoggs
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 15:24
The worst delivered line in Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl is for me
"Sir, the rocks! It's a miracle she missed them!"
I cannot stand it, it makes me cringe every single time. |
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snowplowsteve
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 15:40
People are on totally the wrong track with Storm's line.
For me the worst line I've heard - worst in it's inception, and it's painful performance - is Storm in the third X-Men.
Just as a load of X-kids get on a plane...
Wolverine: Are you ready?
Storm: Yes...
Storm turns dramatically and the camera zooms in.
Storm: ...but are YOU ready, to do what is right, when the time comes?
Storm then sods off leaving Hugh Jackman to recover from the line; standing with a puzzled expression.
Fucking unbearable.
Friend of mine also doesn't like Paddy Considine in The Bourne Ultimatum saying "He was SCAAARED!" |
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steveg66
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 15:56
In first place, the entire script for Batman and Robin.
Second place, the entire script for ID4 (but still a great film) |
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rossabroad
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 15:57
twoggs, its a bad line but the "..you like pain, try wearing a corset" tops it, maybe its because it was in all the tv ads, or it could be its just a stupid line, why would a pirate wear a corset?
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raclements
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 15:59
"why would a pirate wear a corset"
Well, there was a famous starship capt who wore one, so why not a pirate..? |
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the ageless stranger
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 16:01
John Lithgows's various and totally random pearls of wisdom scattered throughout Cliffhanger:
"Kill a few people, they call you a murderer. Kill a million and you're a conqueror. Go figure."
"You want to kill me, don't you, Tucker? Well, get a number and get in line."
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rossabroad
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 16:11
"Well, there was a famous starship capt who wore one, so why not a pirate..?"
different times |
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jamiezechner
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 16:14
heres a few;
near the end of Indy 4
'So what are you? A triple agent?' (its the way he says it that makes it so bad)
in van helsing, near the beginning
'Too bad, so sad' (the line itself and the delivery is terrible)
Also, anything that the little kid says in A.I.
'Is it a game?'
that kid is so annoying |
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friendlyfire
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 16:16
Armageddon, as forced from the mouth of William Fichtner:
"He's got space dementia!" |
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gambit21
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 16:16
Firstly I would like to defend the line, We're not going in the boat- connery in last crusade- i love that line, and i dont think its delivered badly at all- in fact i think its comedy genius.
As for bad lines I always hated trinity in the Matrix 'Goddam you sypher' i hate the delivery of that line.
Also spiderman 2- 'seriously t.s. elliot is more complicated than advanced science'. God that made me laugh when i heard it. Advanced science eh? which advanced science would that be.
transformers very first line 'before time began there was the cube' oh jesus thats bad.
also one bit that really annoyed me was in batman forever when batman figures out the name of e.nigma- that whole bit has never made any sense to me. |
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jnisbet
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 16:23
"Lets start building some hurtin' bombs" from Rocky Balboa. Oh, and Rocky's whole "its about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward" speech to Peter Petrelli from Heroes. In fact, just about any of the dialogue from that movie ... |
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bugs bunny
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 16:40
"do you like ducks?"
national treasure . horrible, horrible movie |
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Blyman
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 16:45
Tom Cruise Mission Impossible 2
"We just rolled up a snowball and tossed it into hell. Now lets see what chance it has." |
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Chappo1985
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 16:50
"mostly they come at night, mostly"
Great film, but when she says the extra mostly, you cant help but laugh |
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sophwoph
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 17:03
Edward: Can't you just thank me and get over it?
Bella: Thank you.
Bella: You don't even say hi to me.
Edward: Hi.
Wow, this film is, like, so intense!
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CD Empire
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 17:10
I know its not a film but the game of the movie, Jumper had a hideously deformed monkey-man version of Jamie Bell hobbling around the screen and some of the WORRRRST dialogue humanly imaginable including the classics such as :-
"You guys are toast, and I eat toast for breakfast!" |
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jonny.m89
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 17:28
My god. How sad are you all, disecting films (good and bad) and picking out the lines that you hate, lines that have apparantley ruined your lives, so it seems, who cares. I watch loads of films if i hear a bad line i dont really care, unless its a genuinly bad film, even then i dont fell the need to spew my pointless thoughts to anyone... perhaps you all need better hobbies.
thanks. |
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Number Six
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 17:33
"Fuck with me, and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk." From Death Race.
Sorry, what? |
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ordboy17
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 17:36
All the dialogue from Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls is absolutely shite.
1 that stood out the other night whilst watching it on sky was...
Jones: "Just what exactly am I being accused of besides surviving a nuclear blast?"
The dialogue in Miami Vice is pretty poor aswell, allthough I do actually like the movie.
Chinese bird: (in a thick chinese accent) "How fast does that boat go?"
Farrell: "...It goes very fast."
Awesome
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stueylinto
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 17:54
Agent Simmons: "I am directly below the enemy's scrotum."
Also any of Julie White's (Sam's mother) dialogue from either Transformers movies. Although I did find myself having a little laugh at, "Oh professor! I'll do ANYTHING for an A!". I can't believe they put that in kids film !! |
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SamTyler
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 18:02
Trust Mr. Bay, as ever, to deliver some of the biggest literary clunkers in recent memory ... in particular this wonderfully inane utterance from Kate Beckinsale in "Pearl Harbor"
"Rafe I'm pregnant... I didn't even know until the day you turned up alive... and then all this happened... "
Yeah, "all this" ... what a bummer! |
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alsan2381
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 18:04
'They sucked his brains out.' StarshipTroopers genius. What about lines that were ruined or misunderstood by the actors. Storms line in X-men was written by joss whedon who has a distinctly drole edge to most of the lines he writes. It was completely missinterpreted by ms. Berry and defintately missdelivered. |
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mcmuffin
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 18:20
The 2006 Wicker Man- From Nic Cage
Get off the bike! Get off the bike! (Pulls out gun) Step away from the bike!
This is Murder! Murder! And you'll all be guilty of murder! And your doing it for nothing. Killing me wont bring back your Goddamn honey!
No not the bees! Not the bees! Aaarrrgghhh! No there in my eyes my eyes! Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! |
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nickyxmas
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 18:24
"It's like God made a curtain with the smoke, shielding us from what we're not yet ready to see."
Oliver Stone's World Trade Centre - terrible, terrible, terrible!!
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qkds
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 18:33
The original King Kong has two terrible lines that are rendered all the worse by being really key moments:
Carl Denham leans nonchalenty against the ship deck, gives Ann the once over and, in the the most unromantic line in film history, casually states:
"I guess I love you,"
Then there's that closing line that ruins both the original and the remake, despite Jack Black's best efforts to deliver it so it sounds profound, not cringworthy and completely nonsensical
"It wasn't the planes, t'was beauty killed the beast" |
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bathorvamp
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 18:34
okay, what about Flash Gordon, one of the all time so bad it's good films?
Dale: I love you Flash but we've only got twelve hours to save the world
what the hell!!!! |
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Evapal
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 18:35
"Are you a pro?" David Hasselhoff says to a women he has just had sex with on a baggage belt at an airport.
"No, but I'm a world class amateur" - her awful response
Layover - Hilariously bad movie, but worth a watch |
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Pipkin3
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 18:54
Hermione shouting "HOLY CRICKET!" in HP and the Philosopher's Stone really gets on my ninnies! |
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betsy101
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 18:59
"My name is Freeze, remember it well, as it is the sound of your doom......."Arnie from Batman & Robin..nuff said.... |
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stav
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 19:17
A line that really vexed me cropped up when Cruise and the gang bundle into a car after escaping from the Shanghai tower in MI:3. on noticing persuers Johnathan Rhys Meyers quips "It's building security, and they're pissed!!!"
ninja assassins, mercenaries, hired goons - all acceptable hardnuts but building security???????? - oh no, run for your lives, it's a set of prats who weren't sharp enough to pass the traffic warden exams. |
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riro_the_magnificent
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 19:18
I'm not sure I've got the balls the say this, but...
Gary Oldman's speech to his son about "the kind of hero this city needs" or some such nonsense at the end of The Dark Knight caused me physical pain.
I'm sorry, but it did.
*braces self for a lynching* |
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Jensays123
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 19:20
"You has me at hello" Jerry Maguire. My word, just my word. |
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serpheus
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 19:26
'nobody puts baby in the corner' |
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NuggetMan
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 19:26
"Gentlemen, they know the cube is here" - Jon Voight, Transformers |
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JoshS
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 19:33
I could just write out verbatim the entire script of 'Speed' starring my favourite talking plank Keanu Reeves, instead I will just quote on a couple of the lines that stick out for me:
'There's enough c4 on this bus to make a whole in the world'
and (to Sandra Bullock on what they should 'base' there new found love upon)...
'We'll just have to base it on sex then'
....crickey |
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JackTorrance13
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 19:58
Van Helsing. One that's stuck in my head is that grave digger guy (who may also be the Hitcher from the Mighty Boosh?).
After knocking out Hugh Jackman with a spade he apologises saying: 'It's what i do'
Er, no it's not. |
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blink
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 20:05
All of Crank 2!! |
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Meeea
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 20:31
The only line of dialog from Robert Patrick in Die Hard 2 :
Barnes : "Are you deaf ?"
Patrick : "And you, you're dead !"
BANG ! |
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ThePenquin85
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 20:37
Godzilla-(1998)
"That's Alot Of Fish"
Dr. Niko Tatopoulos-(Matthew Broderick) Standing In Front Of A Big Pile Of Fish! |
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siobhanmonster
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 20:38
Just watched the trailer for new GI Joe film and it will definately be one of those films full of crap lines, delivered badly. Looking forward to it already. |
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crazymoviesdude
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 20:55
Oh yes, GI Joe really will be shit.
'What's it accelerate?' - 'You!'
'Technically this unit doesn't exist' Really? Surely you mean OFFICIALLY? |
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neilhuitson
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 20:57
ok, both great films, but both contain one moment of clunking, forced, cringe-worthy dialogue:
Batman Begins: I gotta get me one of those!
just awful, trying-to-sound-down-with-the-kids ebonics from a white, middle-aged police detective. just awful.
The Dark Knight: This is not good...this is NOT good!
Again, just an awful attempt at youth-speak that feels out of place and makes me cringe at its utter shitness every time.
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batmagnet
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 21:34
I have to spring for "I think world war 2 just started" from Pearl Harbour
the worst line of all time (in my opinion) from the worst film of all time (in my opinion) |
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solitary_man
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 21:53
Easy! MI: 3, Tom Cruise scales a wall and while lying on top feels the inexplicable need to exclaim:
'Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.'
Enlightening stuff. |
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Monkey_of_steel
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 22:15
From Return of the King, Legolas feels the need to say 'a diversion', probably because he'd not said anything in a while. completely sends the scene off kilter, and envoked nerdish laughter from my sister and I. |
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serpheus
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 22:23
Has to be from Volcano,
Kelly Roark: Paper beats rock, but scissors beat paper.
Tommy: I'm not paper; I'm lava... what beats lava?
Kelly Roark: My dad... I hope! |
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Elvine
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 22:24
Deception. Bad guy Hugh Jackman to good guy Ewan McGregor: You execute this (malevolent plan to steal 20 million dollars) or I execute her (sweet, blond chick McGregor fancies). |
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Agent Johnson
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 22:51
Has to be the Always bet on black line from Passenger 57
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTDeOPFr9e4 |
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the ageless stranger
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 23:02
I do feel the need to defend the "'Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall" line; It's not an "inexplicable" line, it's just a code phrase. It's a JJ Abrams movie remember. That would be like picking apart everything the Little Man says in Twin Peaks.
Now remember, I'm on your side people.... |
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iwishiwasajedi
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 23:06
"Here We Go Again!" Oconnell in The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor.
Just watching it! |
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sweetladybrick
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 23:14
From the film Shark Attack 3, John Barrowman said:
"I'm still feeling pretty wired though, so how about I take you home and eat your pussy."
That is the single worst line ever, delivered by the campest man in the world. |
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richardness
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 23:25
"Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied!"
Another Arnie Classic |
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guypoole
Posted on Wednesday August 5, 2009, 23:45
"I killed them, I killed them all. They are dead, every single one of them... and not just the men... i killed the women... and the children too... they were like ANIMALS... and i SLAUGHTERED them like ANIMALS!... I hate them"
(I'm glad he cleared up all confusion with that last sentence... i was still a little in the grey there...)
... Gosh... if i hate that film so... why does the dialogue stick in my head? |
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wunderkidd
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 01:05
Cheesy dialogue can be forgiven at times, but then there's lines that make me cringe every time I hear them. Nothing's worse then ill-conceived romantic dialogue in blockbuster films.
Spiderman
Aunt May: "You know, you were about six years old when Mary Jane's family moved in next door. And when she got out of the car, and you saw her for the first time, you grabbed me and you said, "Aunt May, Aunt May, is that an angel?"
Spiderman 2
Mary Jane Watson: "I liked seeing you tonight, Peter."
Peter Parker: "Oh boy, yeah..."
Attack of the Clones
Padme: "Annie? My goodness you've grown!"
Anakin: "So have you. Grown more beautiful I mean."
Finally, the worst kiss-off line I've ever heard (from Speed).
Howard Payne: I'm smarter than you, Jack! I'm smarter! I'm smarter!
[Payne looks up and screams before a hanging light decapitates him]
Jack: Yeah? Well, I'm TALLER!
He can't hear you, Jack. He's been decapitated... |
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The True Mooseman
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 01:10
"Punch me, I bleed!"
Wow. Really? You might wanna get that looked at... |
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krispykitchen
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 01:53
From "What Becomes of the Broken Hearted?" the horrendous sequel to the fabulous "Once Were Warriors"
"But we could have been so good together!"
said in a very strong Kiwi accent...
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The900MidNightBee
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 02:32
Alfred Pennyworth: 'Why do we fall, sir? So that we might learn to pick ourselves up.'
Hate it (Not 'Batman Begins'..just that bit of dialogue!) |
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jessiblady
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 03:09
Oh! Come on guys.
"Let kick some ice"... deliver from Arnie in Batman and Robin.
Just say: thank God for Christopher Nolan and his screenwriters teame. |
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goldandblue33
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 05:25
Star Wars EP1: TPM
"There's always a bigger fish"
Star Wars EP3: ROTS
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" |
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KatharosChara
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 07:46
From the Wrath of Khan, something like:
"Revenge is a dish best served cold....it is very cold in space."
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JurgenKlinsmann
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 08:28
For me, Costner Breaking the fourth wall in JFK after delivering his weepy closing address, slight camera pan so he's looking at the audience (ie the real jury) and Says "It's up to you". Groan. |
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JurgenKlinsmann
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 08:45
No Wait...Just forgot.
Star Trek, First Contact, the borg are about to go back in time, Picard says something like"they are creating a temporal wave" then Riker jumps up like an obedient spaniel and exclaims "Time Travel!'..Sheesh |
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postgrape
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 08:54
Anything Madonna says in Body Of Evidence.
Anything anyone says at all in 70s B-movie epic The Swarm (seek it out, it's hilarious).
"Comprende this!" - a homage/rip-off to that scene in The Matrix that turns up in some Seagal film or other (who really can tell them apart), which set our household off into fits off groans and laughter, much to the annoyance of our resident Seagal-lover.
And also, someone mentioned Arnie in The Running Man... there is a moment, easy to miss, where he yells "jam it up the ass!". Quite the most bizarre line I've heard in some time. |
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theZEITGEIST
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 09:45
Although Batman and Robin has it's fair share of stinkers I think the worst is the speech Batman gives after he defeats Mr Freeze. Some shit about helping him cure "McGregors Syndrome Stage 1" and Freezes good side being "buried beneath the snow". Then it's all capped off with "Take two of these and call me in the morning!". Akiva Goldsman=hack. |
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lukeynemo
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 09:54
Da Vinci Code: "We need to find a library!" - drama for no reason
Jerry Maguire: "You had me at hello" - Just shit
Hitch: "We jump, and hope to god we can fly" - feels like it belongs in another worse movie
Spiderman: "With great power comes great responsibility" - contrived, horribly horribly contrived
Air Force One: "Get off my plane!" - SO bad it's awesome!
Robin Hood Prince of Thieves: "I will not rest until my father's death is avenged" - just lazy writing, poorly delivered (sums up most of that film)
Blade Trinity: "We were going for the care bears but the name was taken" - not funny. |
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britesparc
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 10:40
Temeura Morrison (is that his name? The guy who played Jango Fett) has some crackers in Speed 2 as the ship's captian.
"I think I broke my arm!"
And then later...
"I think I broke my other arm!"
HIL. AIR. REE. OOS. |
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| 136 |
mguy329
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 10:53
"Lyra, do you want to ride me?" Iorek Byrnison - The Golden Compass |
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sohaveaniceday
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 10:53
"Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the Prom Queen."
"Carla was the Prom Queen."
- The Rock
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the ageless stranger
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 10:57
Cinderella Man. Great film and all, but Renee Zellweger has to go and spoil the build-up to the big fight with her motivational speech:
"Maybe I understand, some, about having to fight. So you just remember who you are... you're the Bulldog of Bergen, and the Pride of New Jersey, you're everybody's hope, and the kids' hero, and you are the champion of my heart, James J. Braddock"
Get off the screen woman! |
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sowasred2012
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 11:36
@wunderkidd - I disagree with you about the 'Yeah? Well I'm *taller*!' line in Speed, I love it cos it just shows how much of an idiot Jack is; he's decapitated the bad guy, basically saved the day (when he sorts the train out), but he's not about to let anyone who may be listening think that Dennis Hopper got one up on him by shouting about how much smarter he was, so he shouts out the first thing he thinks of that proves he is in someway better.
I imagine it's how most people would sound if they found themselves in a position where they could justifiably spout a one liner but just weren't witty enough to drop a good one. |
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Pinguman
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 11:40
Troy:
"I don't fear death. I fear tomorrow."
"There are no truces between lions and men."
"Stand up Prince of Troy. Don't take my glory!"
'Nuff said. |
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woody1812
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 12:07
Easy 141-'sohaveaniceday' that exchange from the Rock is one of my favourites and probably one of the most oft quoted non-Spaced related pieces of dialogue in my peer group.
I've got to second that Dark Knight "ok this is NOT good" as a stand out truly awful moment in an otherwise exemplary film. I've cringed every single time. That line belongs in the 80's. From a tween.
Oh, "JONESY!" Every. Single. Fecking. Time. |
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Hawros
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 12:13
Post 45: "I've always been sanding in your doorway".
Great typo, improvement on the original. |
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Seamie
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 12:16
I know it's played for laughs but in Jason X when anyone dies it's followed by some classic cheese! Take for example Token hard ass guy who's just been impaled by a giant drill bit. Someone sees his dead body and says 'Captain whateverhisnameis just got screwed!' and the part where another character gets stabbed by Jason 'That's not gonna kill me!' gets stabbed another time...'Yep, that'll do it!' Just genius...I mean...awful of course....! |
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shadozfest
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 12:23
I've seen Troy mentioned a couple of times, heres another. Its either the best or worst insult of all time.
Achilles to Agamemnom..
"You sack of wine!"
Gold!
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lisamoorish
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 12:27
@No. 17, solitaryman - you have MISSED THE POINT.
M:I 3 isn't a great movie, but Cruise exclaims "Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall" because it is the coded phrase to his teammates that he is in position. He isn't just randomnly saying it!
And who picked "Go get 'em toger" from Spider-Man 2?? You cretin. That is an ICONIC Mary Jane form of address. |
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sergeant stu
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 12:38
in Doom, it's not so much the actual line as the delivery by Dwayne Johnson, in fact, there are quite a few throughout. when one of the other soldiers falls down a hole in the sewer he says "What the f**k?!" in the most unconvincing way ever, almost like the Rock had ever encountered a swear word before.
Also in Die Hard, Alan Rickman saying "Mr Tagaki won't be joining us for the rest of his life." This makes literally no sense, the dude's already dead, just one of those lines that catches me every time. |
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alantryan
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 12:42
In response to Post number 60, this quote from Sphere is one my favourite lines ever!
"Barnes: If this translation is right this alien sounds like an idiot.
Beth: That's something to consider - a stupid alien. Well, they must have them. "
Sharon Stone's delivery is the business. |
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yossarian426
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 13:11
"When you kill people, they die"
Actually rented Antitrust because this hilarious tautology was deemed good enough to put into the theatrical trailer. Poor Ryan Phillipe.
Also "look, the fireworks have started" in Meet Joe Black could not be more redundant. Surely this line could only serve a purpose if delivered in sign language. To a deaf person facing away from some fireworks.
And in spite of the awful acting, ridiculous gore and appalling camera work, I was going to struggle to the end of Punisher:Warzone until the line "don't you die on me" was delivered with a straight face. |
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michaelvaisey
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 13:15
An old movie called Freejack with Mick Jagger when he's chasing Emilo Esteves and he's on this screen which Emilo can see him, Emilo shuts the screen down and Mick says "Oh no I hate the dark" its the way its delivered by Mick its cringe worthy |
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FoxDhoj
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 13:35
"How would you like to suck...my...tongue?"
Nic Cage in Face/Off |
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Mr_Black
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 13:38
In Harry Potter (the first one) my family always quote Hagrid and Harry's first dialogue together:
'You're a wizard, Harry.'
'I'm - I'm a what?'
..... you're a wizard. He just told you! It's just little wide-eyed Daniel Radcliffe's wooden delivery that cinches it. |
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Mr_Black
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 13:45
Also, in Gone In 60 Seconds, Angelina Jolie and Nic Cage are in a car watching some couple have sex (I don't even know why) and they awkwardly start a conversation.
'What do you think is more exciting - having sex.... or stealing cars?'
Nic huffs and puffs like a nervous schoolboy.
'Uh...... I don't know.... what about having sex.... and stealing cars?'
Then Angelina delivers the kicker;
'The gearstick would get in the way.'
It's not even erotic! |
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Dr Science
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 13:47
Screw it - i was just being lazy - people deserve to see the Sphere quotes - remember these are all from just one film - but this small selection can't hope to do justice to how unspeakably awful this film is - and a lot of these lines are delivered by Dustin Hoffman!
"I want a full name for my report. I'm not putting in my report that I lost a crew member on a deep-sat expedition to find an alien named "Jerry."
"Is there heat coming off this thing or is it just happy to see me?"
Harry: "Are you a religious man, Norman?"
Norman: "Atheist, but I'm flexible."
"We come in peace. Hm - I always wanted to say that."
"You see? It's curious. Ted did figure it out - time travel. And when we get back, we gonna tell everyone. How it's possible, how it's done, what the dangers are. But then why fifty years in the future when the spacecraft encounters a black hole does the computer call it an 'unknown entry event'? Why don't they know? If they don't know, that means we never told anyone. And if we never told anyone it means we never made it back. Hence we die down here. Just as a matter of deductive logic."
"Break out your five-day deodorant pads - we're here for the duration"
"I'm not choking, you asshole! I hate squid!"
Harry: Where's Teeny? I thought she did all the cooking around here.
Barnes: She had an unfortunate accident Harry, she was killed.
Harry: Killed? how?
Barnes: Jellyfish.
Harry: Jellyfish? That's strange.
Barnes: Yes that is strange isn't it
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ArtDepartmentAlbert
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 13:51
"OF COURSE I WANNA BLOODY CONTINUE" - Gustaf Graves
"Global warming is a terrible thing!" - Gustaf Graves
"I'm Mr. Kil" - Mr Kil
"Huh, i'm gonna use laser" - Mr Kil
"No thanks, i don't. like. cock. fights" - Verity/Madonna
Die Another Day
...i could go on. |
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jamie_speak
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 14:02
no one has mentioned any of the appalling lines in matrix reloaded and revolutions...
Morpheus's speech to 'rally' the troops promptly followed by embarrasing dance/sex scene
Neo's philosophical wonderings about machine's that recycle water
The french guy going on about cause and effect
Neo and Monica Belluchi's kissing scene
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
there's very few films i use the skip scene button so much |
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Old_Pyrate
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 14:05
Not seen it on the list, but it was a long list and I was skim reading...
Boba Fett in Episode II
"Get him Dad, get him!"
Death of a sci-fi icon |
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VijayUK
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 14:52
Attack of the Clones - contender for the worst film of all time, garbage script, garbage dialogue, garbage performances, garbage film.
Old_Pyrate: 'Death of a sci-fi icon'. A sad, yet perfect sentiment |
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sambomatsoki
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 15:00
Have to agree with SHADOZFEST on the "You sack of Wine!" line form Troy. Delivered in an English (isn't Achilles Greek?) accent that would make Joey Tribiani laugh.
Also, there's a line in G.I Jane where some military general type shouts something like "I DETEST IT WHEN PEOPLE FART IN MY OFFICE!" After a bizzarre monologue about "brain-farting" |
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Andybee76
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 15:13
I see Freejack mentioned there. I remember watching that on telly and my brother and I cracked up at Jaggers last lines and delivery are really really camp!
"How'd you get the I.D. number right?
Jagger "He didn't. I lied. He wasn't even close"
There are some corkers in Flash Gordon but it was meant to be like that, my favourite has to be "I awoke you with a kiss because I like you" Genius!!
Anakin Skywalker speech about sand is tragic too, imagine Vader saying that and it becomes funnier!
Episode 2 is full of humdingers, the one that gets me is when they are in that big bloody arena at the end and Manakin and Pad me are fighting droids and having a fracking conversation about it being aggresive negotiations!!! Fuck off!!
And like ol pyrate said Boba Fett is tragic too and so is Jango ("Master Who?") And the way that Boba kid says "FIRE!" makes me squirm!!
And we have:
"Senator Amidala, your tragedy on the landing platform, terrible. Seeing you alive brings warm feelings to my heart"
"Anakin, how many times have I told you to stay away from the power couplings"
Episode 3 is just as bad with Sam Jackson delivering terribly throughout!!
"A SITH lord?", " That bit where he is being struck by force lightining and the way he delivers his "he's too dangerous to be left alive" is shocking and equally bad are Ian McDiarmid and Hayden Christensen with their "POWER, UNLIMITED POWER" and "What have I done?"
How about the abyss when Ed Harris is seeing the stuff on the screen with the fishy aliens his "How do you know they're really gonna do it? Where do you get off passing judgment on us? You can't be sure. How do you know? "
Always makes me cringe cos Ed Harris is a quality actor and Camerons a great director but that is shocking!!! |
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MC Liver
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 15:31
One in particular sticks in my mind. There are very few films I've seen where I've generally resented handing over cash in advance - Money Train, The Love Guru, Captivity. Generally I have only myself to blame. The worst crime against the English language and common sense came in another of these - Species. It's full of truly awful lines, accompanied by some appalling delivery from otherwise excellent actors, but there is one that really stands out.
Forest Whitaker walks into a room, sees a seen of almost unimaginable horror has taken place, and can only utter, "Something bad happened here." Not even the Oscar can wipe that scar from my memory. |
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vince_vega
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 16:05
"they're power was knowledge, knowledge was their power"
Harrison Ford - Kingdom of the crystal skull |
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AntonyG
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 16:06
Last House on the Left (the original) - "I can do that. I'm literally that super." |
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Nicola Brierley
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 16:10
Jingle all the Way : Arnie on the phone.
"Cookies? Who said you could eat my cookies? Put that cookie down NOW!"
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superchocolatebear
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 16:26
"STEP AWAY FROM THE BIKE!"
Nicholas Cage in the Wicker Man - potentially has the worst dialogue, that I love to hate. |
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munkybren
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 16:59
regarding "go get em tiger" yeah it's not a great line but it's a nice little reference to the source material |
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kumar
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 17:11
WHAT HAVE I DONE?! |
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dean_dorsey
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 17:13
Love the film but have to mention The Rock, 'Did I ever tell you me old man was Irish?', mmm no unless theres a hidden back story as you appear to have never met, gets me every time. |
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timocracy1
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 17:19
Star Wars:
Episode I: "Noooooooooooo!" - Obi-Wan Kenobi
Episode II: "Noooooooooooo!" - Qui-Gon Jinn
Episode III: "Noooooooooooo!" - Darth Vader
Episode IV: "Noooooooooooo!" - Luke Skywalker
Episode V: "Nooooooooooooo!" - Luke Skywalker
Episode VI: "Neverrrrr!" - Luke Skywalker
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laurendid
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 18:13
death note "Fuck with me, and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk.".......erm, ok then!!
oh and without a doubt volcano:
"what does your mum look like??"
"erm......i dont know, look at their faces......they all look the same!!!!"
PAIN!!!!!!!!! |
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witters
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 18:44
Have to agree with most of the entries here.
Have to add though that Cliffhanger has a spectacular line delivered by Michael Rooker after he is being beaten up by the guy who used to be in Eastenders.....
"Tell me... do you like soccer? It's a great sport. I was a fuckin' good striker"
before he gets up and delivers the immortal;
"Season's over Asshole!" classic!
But I can't bee too harsh, that film is one of the most quotable ever...
The comment about Point Break is off though... Swayze delivering an excellent lline to Warchild...
"Back off Warchild... Seriously" full of underlying malice and contempt, love it! |
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yiannis21
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 18:56
How can we not have the ultimate SW clanger on this list yet?!
Episode I, when Anakin fixes the Pod Racer:
"It's working! It's Wooooooorrrrkiiiiiinnnnggg!!!!"
I can just about resist the urge to fast forward through Jar-Jar scenes, but that line of dialogue makes me reach for the mute button, even if I'm round some other bugger's house!
Oh, and no knocking the "they mostly come out at night, mostly" line from Aliens. Me and my mates use that as our battle cry (in suitably girly high pitched voice) when going out on the town... |
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rlewi87
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 19:54
Armageddon:
"He has space dimentia"
how inconvenient! |
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astoroth
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 19:54
sorry to quote family guy but they put star wars dialogue quite beautifully.
emperor; 'something, something, deathstar, something something, darkside, something, something complete.'
i think anything in elvish was irritating to listen to in lotr. like the dialogue between arwen and elrond. 'neenoo doo wa la men a so? me ba danay forno eenoowa. blah blah blah........' |
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rlewi87
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 19:57
Also anything said by Arnie in 'Batman & Robin..... "Lets kick some Ice"
or anything said by anyone in batman & Robin. |
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Andybee76
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 20:26
dean_dorsey you are absolutely right about that line in the Rock that always get's my goat up too, especially the fact that he calls Connery a "Limey Prick" and then says about his old man being Irish. So Connery a Scot would give a flying fuck about his Dad coming from another country that isn't even connected by land!! It has no relevance to Connery's origins and I always thought that was a shit line, but that said there are some great lines nearly all delivered by Connery:
"Womack! Why am I not shurprised, you piecesh of shit!"
"Yesh perfectly okay you fucking idiot!"
"I'm only borrowing your humvee!"
Classic!! |
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Fliblet
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 21:27
Glad someone mentioned that line in Volcano. How can one single, solitary line come THAT close to wrecking a whole film. Also:
"You've so got to die!" from I,Robot. Frankly, I expect better from Will Smith.
Hugh Grant's bit about 9/11 in Love Actually always makes me cringe. It just seems a really cheap shot a manipulating the audience's emotions
As much as I enjoy all the car stuff in the The Dukes of Hazzard, the dialogue and alleged "comedy" are some of the worst bits I've ever seen/heard.... |
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johnwhelan85
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 21:40
The Matrix
Morpheus: "Welcome to the desert.............of the real!" (cue lightning)
Great film, but they must have ran out of ideas on that one!! |
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robmez
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 22:22
From Roadhouse - bad guy to Patrick Swayze:
"I used to fuck guys like you in prison!"
Now is that meant to be a threat or a come on?
Regardless, Swayze rips the bad guy's throat out to avoid walking with a limp throughout the rest of the film. |
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Ebony Heart
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 22:37
I think a bit more of Vin Diesel is sorely needed for this.
"It's been a long time since I smelled beautiful"
(whilst sniffing Thandie Newton in Chronicles of Riddick)
Almost made up for the rest of the film, hahaha! |
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Gibbs23
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 22:38
Gotta agree with 'Give me your Face.' from Transformers 2. It was the only bit of the film that was half way amusing. For the obligatory Anakin Skywalker nomination im going to go with Episode 1s 'Now this is podracing'. No its not you little twat!
Also got to mention two You Tube Classics
'There eating her, and then there going to eat me. OH MY GOOOODDD' - Troll 2
'Garbage Day!' -Silent Night Deadly Night 2.
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mgc2709
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 22:54
First Blood Part 2:
Colonel Trautman: "What do you want?"
Rambo: "I want my country to love me as much as I love it"
Or
Rambo 3:
Wicked Russian: "Who does this man think he is? God?"
Colonel Trautman: "No. God would have mercy. He won't....!" |
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AHK01
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 22:55
X-Men
Storm:Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?
[pause]
Storm: The same thing that happens to everything else.
Completely pointless!
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goldandblue33
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 00:47
bewitched: I'm a witch....I'm a Clippers fan (or maybe that is funny) |
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GreenJam
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 01:53
McCoy in Star Trek IV
My God man drilling holes in his head is not the answer!
Everytime Anakin Skywalker was called Annie
Troll 2: Nilbog! It's goblin spelled backwards! This is their kingdom!
and 'We'll be forced to kill you violently!"
and "They're eating her, and they're going to eat me ... OH MY GOOOOD!"
Plan 9: Future events such as these will affect you in the future.
and "Now toddle off and fly your flying machine"
and "It was a saucer" "A FLYING saucer?"
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flennen
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 02:25
Basically the entire script from "The Happening". |
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siobhanmonster
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 07:46
All the above are perfectly valid but I think I can trump all of this, surprised no-one has thought of it yet:
JUDGE DREDD!!!
Every line is terrible, e.g:
'Holy Crock!' (by bad guy)
'I knew she would do that!' by Sly himslef who I believe actually spent time in a lumber yard in order to get into character.
Possibly the worst film ever made, no? |
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Icarus1
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 08:28
One of the worst films of the year, Seven Pounds, had so many bad lines, here are a few:
"You can't play with peoples lives!"
"What are you planning to do?"
"Its time"
"You better leave me alone" (with Will's stupid expression included)
"This is not something you do everyday! This is not easy for me!"
"I did something really bad once and I'm never gonna be the same!"
"In seven days, God created the world. In seven seconds, I shattered mine"
Even the Oscars were having none of it! |
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Jubba
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 09:13
Michael Caine, Children of Men:
"Pull my finger!"
I mean what? Is he 8 years old or something?! |
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postgrape
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 09:52
It's not a film, but the wonderful HBO supernatural series Carnivale, which was always about mood and tension. But in the (otherwise superb) final episode, Clancy Brown is being his super-sinister self as the disturbing Brother Justin. However even he can't make the following line anything but laughable, delivered with so much seriousness it makes me crack up everytime...
"I *must* ride the ferris wheel!" |
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gambit21
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 10:48
Also from The Room -(ps thanks empire for doing a piece on this in this months issue)
'You're tearing me apart lisa!'
such a terrible terrible film- but so bad its hilarious and unforgettable |
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robiano23
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 10:55
Arnie has got about a million, but my fav worst line of his was from Batman & Robin, which has got more than all the films mentioned here put together.
Mr Freeze (in full on fight mode)
All together now ........... " Your not sending me to the cooler !"
God I love that man !
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lisamoorish
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 10:59
@192 - siobhanmonster
He actually says "Holy Drokk". "Drook" in the Dredd-universe is baically used as a curseword. Like "smeg" in Red Dwarf. |
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Space Monkey 2005
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 11:44
That whole speech that Bill Pullman gives to the troops in Independence Day makes me want to throw a shoe at the TV every time I watch that film.
Either that or when he says "I've seen their plans; I've seen what they're gonna do...nuke the bastards". His heavy breathing in it makes me so angry because I can't believe that on a film that big, an actor or a director couldn't see how pants it was! Surely you don't use the take where it sounds like he has just finished masturbating! |
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celia
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 12:13
Batman Returns:
Catwoman: Somebody say fish? I haven't be fed all day!
Batman: Eat floor.
[throws Catwoman down]
Batman: High fiber.
Er...wtf? |
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siobhanmonster
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 13:43
@198-lisamoorish
I will take your word for it! Never read the comics so obviously wouldnt know that. But the delivery by the bad guy is still so cringeworthy. I know its supposed to me a comic-movie (at least I think) but its just so cheesy (and not Starship Troopers cheesy, which is quite calculated and funny).
@ 71-DJ
Thank you for that, gave me good giggle. |
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Jack'sSmirkinRevenge
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 14:38
Waaay too many quotes in this thread to read them all, especially when I'm supposed to be working, so this line may have already been mentioned, but the film definitely has. Transformer 2. That's all that needs to be said really. Some of the worst dialogue in the world, in one of the worst movies in the world.
"We got Jordanians!" sticks in my mind. I would have cried at how bad some of that dialogue was if I wasn't laughing so hard as I walked out of the cinema.
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cazacar
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 14:50
A mention has to go to Ripley in Alien 3 using the word 'crud' to describe the aliens in her rousing speach to the inmates - Henry V eat your heart out! |
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forster_lfc
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 15:49
I love the Matrix, but this scene has always made me cringe:
Tank: What you're talking about is suicide.
Neo: I know that's what it looks like, but it's not. I can't explain to you why it's not. Morpheus believed something, and he was ready to give his life for what he believed. I understand that now. That's why I have to go.
Tank: Why?
Neo: Because I believe in something.
Trinity: What?
Neo: I believe I can bring him back.
It's the most overlong, nonsensical way of saying "I'm going to kick some ass". |
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The Voice of Fate
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 16:02
Lead bad guy in "Humanoid": "Kill everyone on the planet - especially that Barbara Gibson!"
Can't believe I spent money to see that film at the pictures - but, hey - they were thin times of sci-fi... |
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Master of Zinj
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 16:55
Charlie Sheen, from Terminal Velocity (I think):
"The KGB!? Don't you mean the K-G-used-to-B?"
Also, any and all lines from the rightfully underrated Hulk-Hogan 'vehicle' Mister Nanny. |
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laytond
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 16:57
Oh, come on. I cannot be the first one to suggest....
"I want these motherfuckin' snakes...off this motherfuckin' plane!" |
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Master of Zinj
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 16:59
Oh, and also, from Congo:
"I am a WROMAYNIAN PHILATHROPIST!" (Tim Curry and his immortal talent for accents)
and (for no real reason)
"Stop! Eating! My! Sesame! Cake!" |
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Kezabien
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 17:22
Has to be Liam Neeson's "I'LL TEAR DOWN THE EIFEL TOWER IF I HAVE TO!" line from Taken. Absolute bullshit. |
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M.I.J.
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 17:59
Sean Connery in Just Cause: "If that's a confession then my arse is a banjo!" I have no idea why. |
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monkeychops1
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 18:06
Finally, a place where I can share my hatred of the dialogue of Batman Returns! Strange, poorly constructed sentences throughout with this one, but the one that still makes my ears bleed is:
Penguin: "I have an entirely other purpose!" WTF???? SPEAK ENGLISH! |
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Setting Sun
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 18:37
This clunker from The Matrix, an otherwise exceptional film:
"I'm just doing my job. You give me that 'juris-my-dick-tion' crap, you can cram it up your ass."
Then there's this from Die Hard 4.0:
"You're a Timex watch in a digital age".
Truly awful. |
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benjamin_p_98
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 19:37
tommy wiseau in 'the room'..........'you are tearing me apart lisa'............fists raised and the stupidest face i have ever seen. |
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jozga
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 19:59
Alone in the Dark:
Young Boy: "My mommy says that there is nothing to be afraid of in the dark."
Edward Carnby: "Your mother's wrong, kid. Being afraid of the dark is what keeps most of us alive".
Taxi Driver carrying Edward's luggage: "You travel light."
Edward Carnby: "I carry enough baggage for the both of us."
Edward Carnby: "Fear is what protects you from the things you don't believe in."
House of the Dead:
Rudy: "You did all this to become immortal. Why?"
Castillo: "To live forever!"
Those are all awesome. Uwe Boll is in a different league. Also I think Starship Troopers (great film though) should get another mention for this line:
"One day it will all be over, and everyone will forget that this was the moment, this was when it turned. And it wasn't the mighty fleet, it wasn't some fancy new weapon, it was a drill instructor named Zim who captured a brain." |
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Justin Greene
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 20:07
The entire Architect speech from "The Matrix Reloaded". Even when you put the subtitles on and pause it every few seconds to process whatever the hell it is he's just said....it still amounts to absolutley nothing.
Trinity's death scene from "Matrix Revolutions" is bloody dreadful as well. Why are they talking....so.........s....l....o....w....l....y....? |
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KevinOM
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 20:33
Everyone seems to have forgotten Quentin Tarrantino's Death Proof... Terribble film, excruciatingly bad dialogue... and in my opinion one of the worst movies of all time....
Jungle Julia: [to Arlene] What about "kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny, but not funny-looking guy who you could fuck" did you not understand?
Kim: [while riding through a field full of cows] Moo, motherfucker, moo!
I hate that movie with every fibre of my being!!! |
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darkraven28
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 22:04
I honestly would prefer to reference good 'bad' dialogue. As in the movie is so cheesy that it's so bad it's good. Like Tales From The Crypt Presents Demon Knight:
"I'm f***ing tired of this cowboy sheIT! You f***in ho-dunk, po-dunk, well then there MOTHERFU**ERS!"
If you haven't seen it, just imagine that line and say it in a southern drawl that gradually cascades into an average, really pissed off human voice. Billy Zane is a god in that movie.
"Come on out everybody! It's time to play! Helloh-ooooooh?"
(In next second and arrow pierces Zane's skull through the eye.)
"Or not."
(Zane falls and breaks a glass table to pieces.)
I recommend Demon Knight to every person with eyes. It's totally underrated from 1995. Plus it open's with Filter's "Hey Man Nice Shot" song and a fiery car crash and its got demons with green blood and Playboy playmates. What's not to like? |
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darkraven28
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 22:06
And did I forget to mention that Demon Knight also has the totally awesome Jada Pinkett Smith as the lead heroine. HONESTLY, WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE? |
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darkraven28
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 22:18
But as for actual REALLY BAD dialogue (that doesn't even have camp value), the award goes to Battlefield Earth and any line in there. I think I actually watched that movie twice. Not because I'm a 100% percent masochist or anything, but the first time to see if the rumors were true (they were) and again to confirm that the film was actually created and they thought it was good (it was done and they thought it was a franchise; BOY, were they wrong!) I hope Travolta isn't still planning the sequel. |
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mufcgeorge7
Posted on Friday August 7, 2009, 23:56
Anything from Batman & Robin:
Robin: I want a car. Chicks dig the car.
Batman: This is why Superman works alone.
Oh no.
Batgirl: Bruce, it's me, Barbara. I found the Batcave.
Robin: We gotta get those locks changed.
Batman: She knows who we are.
Really?!
Robin: I can't believe we were fighting over a bad guy!
Batman: Bad- Yes. Guy? No.
Robin: Well I'm totally over her, alright? Positively!
Batman: Me too! Definitely!
[pause]
Batman: Great stems, though...
Robin: Buds, too.
Batman: Yeah, those were nice...
A cross between buddy cops and Springfield's finest!
Batgirl: Alfred's sick.
Batman: Alfred's not sick, he's dying.
Robin: Dying? Why didn't he tell us?
Batman: You know Alfred, he wouldn't say anything, but I can tell.
Is that Dr. Bruce Wayne? I could go on |
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malaga
Posted on Saturday August 8, 2009, 00:00
I have to say, I love Pitch Black and Vin Diesel, mostly because of some of these lines. Favourites being:
Riddick: Looks clear.
-They walk towards ship and monster flies out, making everyone duck down-
Johns: You said it was clear!
Riddick: I said it looked clear.
Johns: Well, how does it look now?
Riddick: -shrugs- Looks clear.
Imam: Because you do not believe in God does not mean God does not believe in - .
Riddick: Think someone could spend half their life in a slam with a horse bit in their mouth and not believe? Think he could start out in some liquor store trash bin with an umbilical cord wrapped around his neck and not believe? Got it all wrong, holy man. I absolutely believe in God... And I absolutely hate the f***er.
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Elin
Posted on Saturday August 8, 2009, 00:51
Twilight:
Come on, spider-monkey!
The person who wrote that line must have been on crack, which isn't that surprising since he/she wrote the script to Twilight. |
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bleugh07
Posted on Saturday August 8, 2009, 01:18
Anything Nicolas Cage has ever said in his life. Also, any song written by des'ree. |
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Experiment 627
Posted on Saturday August 8, 2009, 01:25
Sorry if this movie has been mentioned already, but I ain't reading through 200+ comments.
I love LOTR, but one line in particular annoys the crap out of me:
Gandalf: 'We now have but one choice: We must face the long dark of Moria.'
I would think that means they DON'T have a choice at all then, doesn't it?
'We now have no choice', doesn't quite have the same ring to it, I suppose. |
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arthurw007
Posted on Saturday August 8, 2009, 09:10
"Ziggy Marley?"
From 'I Am Legend'. The woman has never heard of Bob Marley but is apparently a big fan of his coattail-ridin' son! That's always bugged the hell out of me! overrated film anyway. |
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arthurw007
Posted on Saturday August 8, 2009, 09:23
"He aint here for the tuna dawg!" The one and only 'The Fast & the Furious'.
"it was Toretto Brian, it always was Toretto..." TFATF again.
Con Air is also a goldmine (dont get me wrong though, it is class):
"we! dont! treat! women! like! that!"
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Last son07
Posted on Saturday August 8, 2009, 09:58
Surely anything from Poseidon? such classics as
"Thats a pressure door, it'll only open under tremendous pressure"
"I wouldn't trust what the captain says, I'm an architect and ships like this aren't built to float upside down"
And my personal fave- "The only thing between us and there is NOTHING!" |
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Son of Space Coyote
Posted on Saturday August 8, 2009, 11:56
With all of the star wars bashing going on, how come no-one's mentioned this Lucas gem?
"He killed...Younglings!"
You can actually see Ewan McGregor die a little bit inside. "Choose Life" seems a long, long time ago now... |
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HAL1987
Posted on Saturday August 8, 2009, 13:13
Haven't read them all, but someone MUST have mentioned it?...
God knows I love the film & the Director, but Miami Vice??
"Probability is like gravity. You CANNOT. NEGOTIATE. WITH GRAVITY."
Textbook naff line... |
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Pelumi
Posted on Saturday August 8, 2009, 13:53
How about Speed, after the train crashes.
Jack: I have to warn you, I've heard relationships based on intense experiences never work. |
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kevinknapman
Posted on Saturday August 8, 2009, 14:11
I know someone's already mentioned 'The Happening' but I don't think they actually put in any quotes. So here goes.
"It makes you kill yourself. Just when you thought there couldn't be any more evil that can be invented"
"We're packing hot dogs for the road. You know hot dogs get a bad rap? They got a cool shape, they got protein"
"Cheese and crackers!"
"Open the door bitch!"
"Why are you eyeing my lemon drink?"
I could go on. For lovers of bad movie dialogue, it really is the gift that keeps on giving. |
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Padman_UK
Posted on Saturday August 8, 2009, 14:18
"lukeynemo
Posted on Thursday August 6, 2009, 09:54
Da Vinci Code: "We need to find a library!" - drama for no reason"
Hahaha, that sounds like Homer Simpson in an early Halloween special:
*cocks shotgun* "To the book depository!"
Anyways, as for my own - my least favourites are usually unnecessary lines of exposition to show that one character understands the other's explanation.
My friends and I stifled laughter in LOTR: The Two Towers when Legolas, having been told about their plan to distract the enemy and approach from the other side exclaimed which a mix of pride and surprise: "A diversion?!"
Similarly, the only dialogue that really clunks for me in Batman Begins is Gary Oldman responding rather stage schoolishly to Batman's explanation of Ra's Al Ghul's plan with "...covering Gotham in this poison!"... it just doesn't sound right out loud.
Mind you, there's much all round worse dialogue. For example - Transporter 2:
"I'm afraid this flight's been canceled".
"I'm sorry to tell you, YOU'VE been canceled!"
Oh dear. |
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evildave69
Posted on Saturday August 8, 2009, 17:15
From The Matrix:-
"Sentinels, killing machines designed for one thing." ...What could that be then?
Oh, hang on...
"Search and destroy." ...Erm, nice one Dozer...except that's two things.
Makes me giggle. |
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bloodyanything
Posted on Saturday August 8, 2009, 17:18
"We're here to do one thing: get paid and get laid"
From the 50 Cent masterpiece Get Rich Or Die Trying. |
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giddig
Posted on Saturday August 8, 2009, 17:41
Wasn't there also a silly bit in 'The Happening' during that phone conversation when the girl starts rambling, there's the sound of a smashing window and wind, but they still insist on adding the mom character pointing out that the girls has jumped and killed herself (can't remember the specific dialogue). I mean, well, durrrrrr, what else could have possible happened?! |
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Nezzley
Posted on Saturday August 8, 2009, 18:12
"I'm a pimp. And pimps don't commit suicide"
Southland Tales |
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samjacksonswig
Posted on Saturday August 8, 2009, 20:54
The crow is filled with lines that scream "SHIT" but the worst of them... the one that makes me retch is spouted by Tony "Candyman" Todd as he's standing on a set of stairs with two ugly looking trollops...... "Why don't you girls come back later.. and check me out...?" Fucking WHAT????? |
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samjacksonswig
Posted on Saturday August 8, 2009, 21:04
Rafe: You are so beautiful it hurts.
Evelyn: It's your nose that hurts.
Rafe: I think it's my heart.
Pearl Harbour crapness........
"Nobody puts Baby in the corner."
Dirt Dancing poxiness....
I don't like the sound of that sound
Lost in space bilge......
Men have destroyed the roads of wonder and their cities squat like black toads. In the orchards of life nothing is clean or real as a girl naked to love or be a man with.
Play misty for me bollcks......
My warrior woman. My valkyrie. You'll always be mine, always and never. Never. The Fire, baby. It'll burn us both. It'll kill us both. There's no place in this world for our kind of fire.
Sin city madness........
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crazymoviesdude
Posted on Saturday August 8, 2009, 23:13
I grant that most if not all of these lines are, at least to a degree, rather terrible, but only when you consider (and assume) that they were the product of many hours, if not days of deliberation from their writers, but despite them seeming a little implausible compared with lines from other films of greater pedigree, written by those with more talent, most of them are more well structured, and better executed than anything said in most people's daily lives.
Having said that I have a line, which has confused me since I first saw the film in when I was 10. The line is from Stuart Little, and is emitted from the lips of the wonderful Hugh Laurie.
It occurs during the scene when the social/care worker comes to tell the Littles that Stuart's parents have died. There is initially some worry as a couple they believed to be his parents took him home with them just days before. Before it is realised the his real parents died years ago, and that the couple were imposters Mr Little says this:
'6 months after they don't come back from shopping, isn't he going to wonder where they went?'
It's not nessecerily a badly written or badly executed line, and so possibly isn't even relevant to this rant, but it's always bothered me and makes no sense consdidering when the line was said, they thought they had met his parenst only days before.
I apologize to all who I just bored the crap out of for a a few minutes, but I wanted to throw in my two cents. |
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caneda
Posted on Sunday August 9, 2009, 00:47
I have to mention a horrible dialogue from Highlander 2 that was mentioned in empire a while ago:
You come from another planet, and you're mortal there, but you're immortal here until you kill all the guys from there who have come here... and then you're mortal here... unless you go back there, or some more guys from there came here, in which case you become immortal here... again.
It is utter crap! |
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Gracegracegrace
Posted on Sunday August 9, 2009, 03:09
Harry Potter 4: "I love magic" |
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postmortem79
Posted on Sunday August 9, 2009, 11:35
Why couldn't you put the bunny in the box?...Nick Cage, Con Air |
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ieatlions
Posted on Sunday August 9, 2009, 13:14
anyone here forgetting the beauty of the Blade Dialogue?
"Some Motherfucker's always trying to ice skate uphill"
Wesley, you genius... thats so deep I DONT KNOW WHAT IT FUCKING MEANS |
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Alex Kidd 316
Posted on Sunday August 9, 2009, 14:42
The whole film sucks shit, but the line in Fantastic 4 when that fire twat has the nurse tell him "ooh, you're hot" and, with full shit-eating grin, responds "why thank you so are you" really really makes me want to gouge out my own eyes and stuff them into my ears to avoid ever seeing or hearing it again. And it was in every trailer for that monstrosity as well! There was no escape! My favourite bad line has to be, in Total Recall, Arnie's "HEY RICHTER, SEE YOU AT THE PARTY!" whilst holding Richters recently de-bodied legs. Arnie is amazing. Also the back and forth dialogue in The Killer between Chow and the policeman when they're using soccer metaphors in relation to killing each other, like "but I have better strikers than you," to fool a blind woman into thinking they're friends/team mates and not enemies pointing guns in each others faces is utterly abysmal but still mildly entertaining. Great film though. |
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bruceme
Posted on Sunday August 9, 2009, 15:32
what about that line in the trailer of the bad luitenant remake?
nic cage:"shot him again... his soul is still dancing."
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bruceme
Posted on Sunday August 9, 2009, 15:55
Joker: "And i thought my jokes were bad?"
and "lets not BLOW this out of proportion!"
seriously, these are like cheesy zingers in a shwazzeneger movie! |
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Jumbix112
Posted on Sunday August 9, 2009, 17:00
"I can feel the wind on your face".
The Curiously Over-Rated Film About Benjamin Button.
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cybercontroller
Posted on Sunday August 9, 2009, 18:06
The worst line in movie history has got to be:
"When you kill people they die" from Anti-trust. |
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sideshowjim
Posted on Sunday August 9, 2009, 21:01
How about Vinnie Jones' little speech from the end of Swordfish?
"I'm going to stick a rocket launcher up your arse..."
Even if I was actually being threatened by Vinnie Jones and a bunch of heavily armed mercinaries with guns pointed at my head, if they said that I'd still crack up. Someone wrote it and thought it sounded threatening!! AND THEY KEPT IT IN THE FINAL CUT!! |
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ARmy2510
Posted on Monday August 10, 2009, 00:33
Transformers:
- I am Megatron! |
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Kalle Fire
Posted on Monday August 10, 2009, 01:02
In a ridiculous american accent:
"Tonight we dine with my father in NotingHAM!" What's that? Get from Dover to Notingham in a day? Via Hadrian's Wall? Really?
Can't believe no one mentioned that one. Is it bad that i still love that film despite the dialogue... and his mullet? |
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smw106
Posted on Monday August 10, 2009, 01:06
Steven Segal in Hard to Kill:
The villain is a corrupt politician who has a catchphrase; 'And you can take that to the bank.' When he hears this, Segal says, 'Im gonna take you to the bank......to the blood bank!' |
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bruceme
Posted on Monday August 10, 2009, 10:19
i can't believe i haven't been assasinated yet for mentioning the joker in this forum! |
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theinquisitor
Posted on Monday August 10, 2009, 10:36
No, no, no. Worst line from Batman and Robin is 'I'm the one who kicked Ivy's botanical butt'. |
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markieboy
Posted on Monday August 10, 2009, 11:00
"This is English Currrrrage" in an American accent.
"Either we take our chances with the ghosts or become ghosts ourselves"
"Tell the sheriff for every harm he does these people I will visit it back on him tenfold"
"Did I wrong you in another life, Will Scarlett?"
"I've seen knights in armour panic at the first hint of battle. And I've seen the lowliest unarmed squire pull a spear from his body to defend a dying horse" (If he's just pulled a spear from his body, doesn't that mean he's armed with a spear?)
Robin Hood, Prince of Shite Dialogue. Only Alan Rickman spots it for what it is - a big budget pantomime. |
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Tosh
Posted on Monday August 10, 2009, 12:13
I love James Bond films and it has tons of cheesy dialogue, but the most annoying one is the line in Goldfinger when the bomb at the end is stopped, Bond says "Three more ticks and Mr. Goldfinger would have hit the jackpot." But the countdown stops at 007. Apparently Saltzman couldn't resist stopping the countdown at 007, but why oh why didn’t they redub the line. Bugs me every time. |
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XenonXylophone
Posted on Monday August 10, 2009, 14:56
Goldfinger's continuity error is bad, but the absolute worst line in any Bond film ever has to be Pierce Brosnan's bed talk at the end of The World Is Not Enough.
Bond is in bed with Christmas Jones.
Bond: I though Christmas only comes once a year.
Now there's an unpleasant mental image. |
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madmexican
Posted on Monday August 10, 2009, 17:25
How about the Matrix???
Bald kid: (handing Neo a spoon) Don't try to bend the spoon, that's impossible. Instead only try to realise the truth...
Neo: What truth
Bald kid: there is no spoon
Neo:...there is no spoon?
Bald kid: then you will see that it is not the spoon that bends - it is only yourself
the first part is ice cool, the last part is prophetic nonsense at it's most unintentionally hilarious |
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amito11
Posted on Monday August 10, 2009, 19:18
I have to say, it's absolutely shocking that I had to read 244 comments before I saw anything from either of the 'Fantastic 4' movies...Surely if ever there was a need and time for pitchforks and angry mobs it was sometime after those two movies were unleashed upon an unsuspecting public.
Or are we simply ignoring everything bad about the dialogue in that movie because of a certain Ms Alba? |
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crazymoviesdude
Posted on Monday August 10, 2009, 19:41
If you thought it was that bad why didn't you offer up a line? |
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BrooksyTHX1138
Posted on Monday August 10, 2009, 23:13
Cant Remember How It Goes Exactly But....
The Patriot:
Joely Richardson: Well Its A Free Country, Well It Will Be Soon.
Makes Me Cringe Everytime! |
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vicki-leigh
Posted on Tuesday August 11, 2009, 13:56
I know "Troy" has been mentioned but the opening is so bad I've only seen the movie once but the words ended up scarred across my brain:
Blonde chick "You shouldn't be here"
Orlando Bloom "You didn't say that last night"
Blonde chick "last night was a mistake"
WTF?! I should have walked out right then! |
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JimmyThe Saint
Posted on Tuesday August 11, 2009, 16:35
two of my all time favourites
In the 70s King Kong, Jessica Lange asks Kong what his star sign is.
You are asking a bleeding ape if he is a Scorpio? Been adrift at sea too long?
In Best Of The Best 2 Eric Roberts tries to put the villain in his place by telling him that his son was traumatized witnessing the murder.
Well done Brains. You just told the murderer your son is a witness.
Sign the kids death warrant why don't you. |
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stayduft
Posted on Tuesday August 11, 2009, 19:22
The lions, the tigers, the bears. Oh my!
Predator 2 |
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5durham
Posted on Tuesday August 11, 2009, 22:22
"Mein Gott ! You've got guts......"
Spoken to Melanie Griffith's character in Shining Through - although mercifully I haven't sat through the whole film.
Also, every word spoken by anyone, to anyone, in Batman and Robin.
These only narrowly beat the aforementioned X-men / Halle Berry line about toads and lightning. Straight out of a Christmas cracker. |
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WesB
Posted on Wednesday August 12, 2009, 16:11
The first Matrix has some lines delivered entirely wrong, either by the actor or the script is confused:
"The imagers work FOR the construct, but there's way too much information to decode th Matrix" Emphasis should have been on the 'work', not the 'for'.
"Residual Self Image. It is the mental projection of your digital self." SHouldn't that be the digital projection of your mental self?
And, just to add another vote, any dialogue (script and delivery) from Star Wars I-III |
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WesB
Posted on Wednesday August 12, 2009, 16:13
And Joss Whedon is well documented to be annoyed ta the mis-delivery of his line about lightning and toads.. |
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Justin Greene
Posted on Wednesday August 12, 2009, 22:06
The bit of dialogue that comes between the Opening and Closing credits of "Pearl Harbour". It lasts about three hours. Great effects though. |
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johnnydicaprio
Posted on Thursday August 13, 2009, 00:18
From a film full of atrociously bad dialogue (most delivered with respectable effort by an unfortunate jeremy irons - i still do not understand why he was in that movie...)
Eragon: How do you know this?
Brom: Because I've been a part of it. I've seen things you can never imagine. Now call your dragon.
Saphira: *GRRR* Only my voice is gentle, old man. (oooh. burn.)
Eragon: I need to know, saphira. Why me?
Saphira: You choose a leader for his heart.
Eragon: But I'm not without fear.
Saphira: Without fear there cannot be courage. But when we are together, it is our enemies who should be afraid.
Eragon: And are we together, Saphira?
[draws his sword]
Eragon: AS ONE?
[Saphira breathes fire for the first time]
Eragon: I'll take that as a yes.
Eragon: [the battle starts] Into the sky. To live or to die!
I can't NOT cringe at this.
Brom: The thing is the word. Know the word, and you control the thing. (Say wha?)
I really do like Jeremy Irons, but come ON. Aaaaaandd....(drumroll please) the one that takes the caake *dundunduuun*:
Brom: Magic comes from dragons. It flows through their riders. Your bond with her is strong. Magic must be a last resort. It has rules, it has limitations. Before you cast a spell, you must learn the ancient language of the elves.
(props to irons for delivering this line with a straight face.)
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Pierce2Dark
Posted on Thursday August 13, 2009, 16:01
I know Star Wars has been mentioned so many times but no one has mentioned the worst line in all 6 films:
Padme:
”Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo.”
It's hilarious how cheesy that line is.
Another is from yet again Pearl Harbour
Evelyn:
"Every night I watch the sunset and soak up every last ray of its warmth, and send it from my heart to yours."
Someone pass me a bucket! |
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Mr_Black
Posted on Friday August 14, 2009, 12:37
People seem to be forgetting The League of Extroardinary Gentlemen.
When Skinner is burning to death:
'That's the last time I play with matches.'
When M finds out the League is still alive:
'How many times to I have to kill these people? Make this the last!'
When Gray stabs Mina:
'I'd hoped to nail you one last time. Never thought it'd be literally.'
This isn't 18th century dialogue! This is barely even dialogue! |
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Adie32
Posted on Friday August 14, 2009, 13:18
“It must be weird, not having anybody cum on you.” From Showgirls (",) always makes me laugh. |
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BethN21286
Posted on Friday August 14, 2009, 13:30
Orlando Bloom murdering the quiet calm after Gandalf's 'death'.
"He fell to a Baaaaaaaaaaaaaalrog of..." He should learn to shut up and just look pretty.
Also that horrendous line by George Clooney in Batman, delivered like a box full of dog poop in the mail 'so i'm asking you now.............will you trust me' |
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Sheinen
Posted on Friday August 14, 2009, 15:36
Mega Jank Vs Giant Cocktapus - Christ that film changed my life by nearly ending it!
Any line really, particularly the post nookie exchanges between blondie and japanese guy:
'you smell great' - who on god's green and blue earth says that after sex? 'thanks, can you make me a sandwhich?' would have been more believable!
'We're getting married in two days' proclaims a slightly worried passenger to his air-stewardess, because she should now alter the weather to prevent more lightning hitting them now...?
Seriously, it sounds funny but don't watch that film |
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scar
Posted on Saturday August 15, 2009, 05:37
Many better ones already mentioned, but I just watched 'Payback' (with Mel Gibson playing the hard bastard criminal) again the other night and there is one line that completely ruins the rest of the movie for me:
After Lucy Lui seductively beats up the bad guy at Gibson's request, whilst he interrogates him, Gibson eventually tells her to finish up to which she responds "I've still got a few minutes"
"So go boil an egg."
...?
I just watched some bondage mistress beat the shit out of the bad guy, and Mel acting as cool as can be, only to hear him utter a phrase that I can only assume died out well before the movie was even made! |
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postgrape
Posted on Saturday August 15, 2009, 09:52
Having recently seen Antichrist, I vote for the line
"I can't find the wrench"
Won't make sense out of context, but when it appears... so lame. |
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Mxyzptlk
Posted on Saturday August 15, 2009, 15:53
A true classic line from 1975 film Doc Savage: Man of Bronze.
Just as you expect the title hero to get romantic with one of the screen ladies, he taps her on the chin and utters the immortal line,
"Mona, you're a brick !"
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InsomniacNonSequitur
Posted on Sunday August 16, 2009, 19:58
In SHOWDOWN IN LITTLE TOKYO:
A bit of a setup - Dolph Lundgren is protecting Tia Carrere from bad guys and has to leave her alone to do some detecting. He gives a shot gun and tells her to shoot anything that moves and she asks, "What if it's you?" to which he replies, "You won't see me coming." When he returns, she doesn't. Later in the movie, they have sex and afterward, Tia says to Dolph,
"This time I saw you coming."
Same movie:
Dolph and Brandon Lee are about face down the small army of bad guys that have come to kill Tia, and Brandon turns to Dolph and says,
"If we die, I just want you to know that you have the biggest dick on any man
I've ever seen."
Droll - INS |
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billybloke
Posted on Sunday August 16, 2009, 20:41
For me it has to be a line in Screamers, starring the king of delivering cheesy dialogue Peter Weller.
One of the characters, I don't remember who (and care even less) refuses to help out.
To which a colleague says to him, "Why? Do you got a piano tied to your arse?"
It makes horrible sense, but is pure shite. |
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arnovondargen
Posted on Monday August 17, 2009, 10:54
Daredevil when Michael Clarke Duncan asks Colin Farrell:
"How do you kill a man without fear?"
The same way as you would kill anyone else fuckstick! A lack of fear does not make you immune to bullets etc. |
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Sheinen
Posted on Monday August 17, 2009, 15:40
Just watched 'The Devils Tomb' with Cuba Gooding Jnr, although christ knows why he signed on for it - maybe he doesn't read scripts?
The crazed priest who delivers every line like he learned to speak yesterday...at a rock concert...wearing earmuffs...has some 'milk spraying out the nostrils' moments!
Worth a watch for the chuckle value - plus the extreme cast that Sean Connery's son has succesfully directed straight into a bargain bin near you |
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squiggleyjoop
Posted on Tuesday August 18, 2009, 13:41
Might be remembering this wrong as I never felt the need to watch XXX more than once.
Vin Diesel sees a chap smoking and says
"You know that cigarette will kill you one day".
At the end of the movie he shoots a heat seeking missle,which picks up the cigarette and blows the guy up to whitch Vin quips
"I told you that cigarette would kill you one day."
Shocking,never mind the fact it was most likely a different cigarette.
Also in the Dark knight when Wayne asks Luscious how the suit will hold up against dogs and he replies
"You talkin rotwielers or chihuahuas?Should do fine against cats"
Wayne should just say very good Luscious,you have your little joke,I'll ask you again how does it hold up against dogs? |
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Mr Grizzly
Posted on Friday August 21, 2009, 13:17
A few people have mentioned Batman and Robin - what about the classic Batman the Movie (1966)? It's non-stop awful dialogue!
"Betty, can you bring up the file on all Super-Criminals still at large?"
"What sits in a tree and is very dangerous? A sparrow with a machine-gun!"
"Exactly right, Robin!"
"That porpoise gladly sacrificed himself to save us by putting himself in the path of that last torpedo."
Adam West says it with such conviction! |
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CatSchrodinger
Posted on Monday August 24, 2009, 00:38
From THE BEST film I have ever seen, the German movie 'Rats', introduced to me by my flatmate.
The set-up is this: a gang of people [dressed like extras from Thriller] are hiding out in an abandoned building. One of the guys is having sex w/ his girlfriend, noisily, in a sleeping bag, while everyone else around them is trying to sleep.
So one of them shouts:
'If you want to get your rocks off, Lucifer, do it outside!'
Now if there isn't a second-album title in that, I'm not the classic-rock fan I thought I was... |
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Galen Muffley
Posted on Wednesday August 26, 2009, 00:57
Plan 9 From Outer Space;
"Inspector Clay is dead, murdered, and somebody's responsible. "
...ummm, it's murder, isn't the point that somebody's responsible? |
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Galen Muffley
Posted on Wednesday August 26, 2009, 01:01
Sorry Dobbin, didn't notice you got there before me. Still, Plan 9? Shocking. |
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jessypoos
Posted on Wednesday August 26, 2009, 11:47
Someone already said it, but it needs to be said again:
"They mostly come at night. Mostly" |
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CharlieGirl
Posted on Wednesday August 26, 2009, 16:24
Outbreak has some of the best worst dialogue EVER
(I should point out that 'Casey' is Kevin Spacey and 'Sam' is Dustin Hoffmann because quite frankly it makes this even better):
Casey Schuler: I hate this bug.
Colonel Sam Daniels: Oh, come on, Casey. You have to admire its simplicity. It's one billionth our size and it's beating us.
Casey Schuler: So, what do you want to do, take it to dinner?
Colonel Sam Daniels: No.
Casey Schuler: What, then?
Colonel Sam Daniels: Kill it.
Awesome
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lebowski_24
Posted on Wednesday August 26, 2009, 21:41
"From my point of view the jedi are evil"
While hayden is not exactly brando,no actor can sound good spouting the bile of george lucas. |
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ChesterCopperpot
Posted on Friday August 28, 2009, 15:31
How has no-one mentioned the worst line of this decade from The Dark Knight. The Joker has said that unless one set of passengers blows up the other by midnight he kills all of them. After the votes on the civilian boat have been counted a woman shouts out to blow the prisoners up. The response?
"We're still here, which means they haven't killed us yet, either." No shit, Sherlock you stupid, fat, beardy prick OF COURSE THEY HAVEN'T FUCKING KILLED YOU BECAUSE YOU *ARE* STILL THERE!!!
Unbelievable. Gets me every time.
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la26478
Posted on Friday August 28, 2009, 19:24
Worst dialogue of all time has to come from the dark days of Batman post- Burton and pre-Nolan and Batman and Robin. There are so many dire one liners but my top two has to be: Mr Freeze's "Your not sending me to the cooler!" but beating this hands down has to be Alicia Silverstone's Batgirl to Uma Thurman's Poison Ivy - "Your about to become compost!" Gives me nightmares just thinking about it!
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holydevil
Posted on Tuesday September 1, 2009, 04:19
From M:I 3
"How bullets do you have left?"
"Enough"
Single shot, baddie dead.
Fuck Off |
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garyfrenchkangaroo
Posted on Tuesday September 1, 2009, 14:55
"I learned the truth a long time ago. Just because you can't see something, doesn't mean it can't kill you." Alone in the dark. Quite possibly the single worst film in existence.
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Cynric
Posted on Friday September 4, 2009, 12:35
I bring you a message. The message... OF DEATH!
Drogo, from Hawk the Slayer.
That he promptly gets his arse kicked only adds to the hilarity. |
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alakabaz
Posted on Friday September 4, 2009, 23:48
Daredevil
Colin Farrel misses Daredevil
"I missed. I never miss"
And Revenge of The Sith
Padme: "You re breaking my heart" sobs
Proper poor, especially the latter because of the incredibly poor acting |
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alakabaz
Posted on Friday September 4, 2009, 23:59
Oh just remembered from "Prisoner of Azkaban"
Daniel Radcliffe (one of the worst actors ever to chance their way into film) sobbing pathetically under his invisible cloak. Can't really remember the build up, but its the delivering of the line
"Im gonna kill him!!!!!!!!"
I mean honestly, id be more threatened by a sexually aggressive hamster than that arse |
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wgfuzzydunlop1
Posted on Sunday September 6, 2009, 05:07
It's got to be 'I... am an FBI... Agent.
Johnny Utah (Keanu Reeves) Point Break.
Great movie. Piss poor delivery. |
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jem0013
Posted on Tuesday September 8, 2009, 11:49
What the hell was the Architect banging on about in Matrix Revolutions? |
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Eomer_King
Posted on Wednesday September 9, 2009, 10:18
Most of the dialogue in the utterly risible Twilight must qualify:
'Your mood swings are giving me whiplash.'
Please. |
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S1lent B0b
Posted on Wednesday September 9, 2009, 19:08
Twilight pretty much every piece of dialouge in the movie consisted of yeah uhh & no |
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wgfuzzydunlop1
Posted on Friday September 11, 2009, 04:45
'I am the greatest! I AM the greatest! I AM THE greatest' etc.
'Snort this, sucker!'
Both from that wonderful waste of celluloid, 'Wings Of The Apache'
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wgfuzzydunlop1
Posted on Friday September 11, 2009, 05:29
Sorry, I forgot this little gem...
'Okay, dad. Let's do it. Let's get the shit kicked out of us by love'.
Love Actually.
Fer crissakes, kid! What are you? Eleven? |
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S1lent B0b
Posted on Sunday September 13, 2009, 14:13
I forgot to metion The Spirit. "My city she loves me" then why does it throw bad guys at him? |
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Hanizle
Posted on Tuesday September 22, 2009, 17:22
The whole of John Malkovich's script in Con-Air.
Cringe-worthy to the power of three. |
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lukeynemo
Posted on Sunday October 11, 2009, 16:12
Anything Ryan Reynolds says in Blade: Trinity. For example:
"we were going to be called the care bears, but the name was taken."
Contrived and just crap. Sums up the film really. |
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andgadoline
Posted on Friday November 6, 2009, 23:44
" i have had it up to here with these MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE,"
the shark attack line
the halle berry X men line
AND ANYTHING IN WOLVERINE X MEN ORIGINS |
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impossiblefunky
Posted on Thursday January 21, 2010, 20:45
Nearly anything in The Phantom Menace, especially, "Are you an angel?"
And my absolute favorite line reading/line of all times...
"You think you scared me but you didn't," from Apollonia in Purple Rain. |
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RuralJuror
Posted on Thursday February 11, 2010, 22:35
Go get 'em tiger? Seriously? That was a classic line from the comics moron.
My favorite though,
"But, I'm a marine."
John Cena, The Marine.
Also, from the Marine,
"This guy is like the terminator!" |
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tanchalluno
Posted on Thursday February 25, 2010, 23:01
Spider-Man, Aunt May "You said to me, when you were 8 years old, 'is that an angel' euch.
Pirates of the Caribbean: "I must accept the consequences of my actions" If only you had, then we'd have been spared the sequels! |
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KOL/Avatar
Posted on Thursday May 27, 2010, 20:51
ok, it may be one of my favourite movies of all time, but every time ive watched it htis just makes me grit my teeth and.. URRRGH..
Grace: 'Hey marine!'
Jake: 'Grace?'
Grace: 'Well who did you expect numbnuts? (grabs fruit) Think fast!'
yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk.
yuk. |
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KOL/Avatar
Posted on Thursday May 27, 2010, 20:52
ok, it may be one of my favourite movies of all time, but every time ive watched it htis just makes me grit my teeth and.. URRRGH..
Grace: 'Hey marine!'
Jake: 'Grace?'
Grace: 'Well who did you expect numbnuts? (grabs fruit) Think fast!'
yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk.
yuk. |
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KOL/Avatar
Posted on Thursday May 27, 2010, 20:54
That was Avatar, for those who didn't get it.
There's another line as well, somewhere..
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angier21
Posted on Tuesday June 8, 2010, 04:49
taken out of context "Give me your face!" actually sounds quite hilarious. |
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KOL/Avatar
Posted on Thursday July 22, 2010, 00:09
the room. oh yes. ive never seen it, but theres some quality lines delivered that made me laugh out loud. Like the rooftop scene. 'its bullshit, i didnt hit lisa, i didnt hit her, i did Naaaht.... OH hi mark!'
sidesplittingly dreadful :) |
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Betafett
Posted on Sunday August 8, 2010, 13:26
Uwe Boll's House of the Dead. Ron Howard's brother tries to hand a dumb blonde a talisman for luck before they travel to a cursed Island. (this may be slightly paraphrased since I never want to see a second of that fetid turd of a movie ever again)
Ron Howard's brother: Take this. For protection....
Blonde: It's Okay! I'm on the pill!
Gaaaaaaahhhhhh! |
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paul.mccluskey
Posted on Sunday August 8, 2010, 19:58
These beauties from Exorcist II: The Heretic...
"If Pazuzu comes for you, I will spit a leopard".
"I have flown this route before. It was on the wings of a demon!" |
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mokey
Posted on Monday August 9, 2010, 16:50
"Next time don't drink and bake" - Raw Deal. Terrible line. |
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londondillon
Posted on Monday September 20, 2010, 16:24
@Andybee76.... but this is what makes Arnie movies so AMAZING AWESOME... the lines are horrible and he delivers them with perfect timing. Every line is an instant classic.
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guitar_masta15
Posted on Wednesday November 17, 2010, 23:18
How is no-one commenting on avatar's script, it was awful!!
"they'll take your eyes out and eat it with juju beans" or whatever he says.
i mean come on, if thats not the worst its got to be pretty close. |
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guitar_masta15
Posted on Wednesday November 17, 2010, 23:21
oh some one has commented upon avatar's script...
ah well, atleast i got my point across, god that film is awful. |
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Stone_Conway
Posted on Sunday January 23, 2011, 17:38
I'd have to say (I know, pretty obvious, but someone had to say it)
"I'm fed up with this world!"
"YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!"
And many many other golden lines. |
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matt st hubbins
Posted on Thursday January 27, 2011, 22:47
Definitely the younglings comments, but the peach is when Ewan McGregor tells Padme:
"I've just seen a security hologram of him killing younglings"
The Star Wars Prequels must be universal source of sh*te dialogue. Midi-clorians anyone? |
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matt st hubbins
Posted on Thursday January 27, 2011, 22:58
KOL/Avatar is right "The Room" script beggars belief...
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greg wallis
Posted on Sunday February 13, 2011, 15:30
There is a great line of superfluous dialogue in Star Wars Episode 5 The Empire Strikes Back when C3PO says "Oh no I've been shot."
Oh, and what about Denis Leary's terrible line in the terrible film Gunmen, starring the beyond-terrible guy who is so bad he's like a euro-trash version of a poor man's Nic Cage Christopher Lambert - an actor so bad he can barely even speak - "you jump out of a helicopter, what are you made out of fucking rubber". |
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greg wallis
Posted on Monday February 14, 2011, 01:17
I partly remembered another unforgivable line, but it makes such little sense and amounts to so little I can't even recall the full extent of it's lameness; it's said by the maniac that is Mel "Sugar-Tits" Gibson in the turd that is Lethal Weapon 2 and is something like: "You're black, I'm mad, we're back, we're bad"...
So, so bad.
It is Mel "Do you really wanna jump? Do you wanna?" (from Lethal Weapon, and another terrible line presented terribly by a terrible person {humble opinion}) Gibson. |
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JensonJet
Posted on Monday February 14, 2011, 05:18
It seems putting poorly written lines within the script of big budget movies (the stable diet of the average poster) is a great way of having the movie-obsessed remember your film! |
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Randy Watson!
Posted on Thursday February 24, 2011, 15:10
I hate to tarnish the masters name but............."Thats a lotta cows"!
Christopher Walken in Welcome To The Jungle.
PS my sympathy goes out to the the person who tried to defend the doorway line from Spidey by starting with "I've always been SANDING in your doorway".....dude....spellcheck spellchick (see what i did).
MJ & Sons Carpenters |
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pushki
Posted on Friday February 25, 2011, 11:56
Shooter: 'He knew what he was doing when he enrolled in Scout Sniper Training School'
My friend and I laughed so loudly when this was said. |
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mr_purfikt
Posted on Sunday February 27, 2011, 02:53
Anything from Street Fighter: The Movie - Hands down.
"Hey Bison, I'm the repo man... your ass is six months overdue, and it's mine!"
or
"I'm gonna get in my boat, I'm gonna go up-river, and I'm going to kick that sonofbitch Bison's ass SO HARD.... that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it... Now who wants to go home? And who wants to go with ME?!" |
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sadtwat
Posted on Sunday February 27, 2011, 14:52
Any dialogue delivered by Orlando Bloom automatically becomes crap, doesn't it?
"They run as if the very wits of their masters were behind them!"
Well, bugger me - so they do! |
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AndEMJM
Posted on Wednesday April 20, 2011, 20:47
Troy. Brad Pitt.
'It's too early in the day for killing princes'
Shit. |
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carpen7er
Posted on Thursday May 26, 2011, 09:47
Avatar, the entire movie. |
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daston498
Posted on Tuesday November 1, 2011, 01:41
Titanic, the whole movie.
Anything by wood face Sam Worthington/Taylor Lautner. |
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poshnosh
Posted on Tuesday December 13, 2011, 13:52
It has to be spiderman:
"aunt may is that an angel"
puked in my mouth a little
no kid talks like that. shut up.
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Turd Ferguson
Posted on Wednesday December 14, 2011, 19:58
What remarkable staying power this post has, still going strong 2 and a half years later.
My apologies to anyone who has previously referenced it, and no one may have since the phrase itself is so common, but the delivery of the "OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!" line from Troll 2 deserves some recognition here. For anyone not familiar with it, I suggest you give it a look. |
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TomBowler
Posted on Friday December 16, 2011, 14:08
My name's Frank.
That's a terrible name.
It's the only one I've got.
This itself would be bad enough without the completely unnecessary and jolting kicker:
Perhaps we can find you a new one.
Hated that whole movie and it was one of the few that I almost slept through, in the cinema. Seriously painful dialogue.
Also, lines from that fucking Red Dog movie which my entire country is lording as our best movie in ages which I cannot stand. Lines like the speech the guy gives about making the statue of a dog or that miner moron saying
edUcation
over and over again as if it's an actual joke.
And the entire script of In Time. |
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mirjam_f
Posted on Thursday May 10, 2012, 18:54
In case someone has forgotten.
Arwen: "If you want him come and claim him!" |
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derek 74
Posted on Tuesday August 28, 2012, 10:24
the brownie conversation in notting hill, poor people having to fine something sad about themselves to earn the brownie...brownie should have gone to the script writer. oh oh and four wedding "is it raining" ruined the whole film.
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jodybriggs
Posted on Wednesday August 29, 2012, 17:09
lots of people have said it but truely hayden christensen's anniken is up there as the worst acting of the worst lines in history. It took me so long to put my finger on the "nails on a chalkboard" quality of just why it was so painful and i finally realised that its because he delivers every line with a constant perulant whine. Whether he's being admonished by obi wan or going on a Sithy rampage it all sounds like a version of kevin from kevin and perry. just thinking about it makes my skin crawl. Vader must hate looking through his old photo albums. |
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jodybriggs
Posted on Wednesday August 29, 2012, 17:16
ooops, thats supposed to be "petulant" not "perulant". my bad. ps. hayden christensen sucks. :) |
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dawnmilocd
Posted on Tuesday October 9, 2012, 18:42
"Here we go!" Leonardo di Caprio's Jack in Titanic.
The ship is about to finally sink, but he sounds like he's on the Big One at Blackpool! |
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Mr Gittes
Posted on Monday March 4, 2013, 14:20
One that gets me in fits just thinking about it is when Danny Glover is chasing Jigsaw (supposedly) in Saw and he yells "I'm gonna kill ya, ya sick asshole!" Really? Your movie's already an 18 - why not throw in a C-bomb for good measure? It's like he's chasing someone who's made a really offensive racist joke, never mind a sadistic serial killer. |
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