Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen…

To me, nothing says Christmas more than breaking a Euro-terrorist’s neck, putting a Santa hat on his dead body and writing Ho-Ho-Ho on his jumper.

I’m not entirely sure what that says about Christmas Day at my house, or indeed whether I should be allowed out in public, but here I am in an attempt to convince every one of the Empire faithful that instead of tuning in to watch the EastEnders Christmas special or listen to some reality TV ‘superstar’ murder destroy warble her way through a classic in an attempt to reach the Christmas number one spot, I suggest that you sit back, relax and put on a DVD. Not just any DVD, mind you, but that most awesome of Christmas movies, Die Hard.

When someone mentions Christmas you’re probably going to think of candy canes, mince pies and a fat bloke in a red suit. Die Hard, on the other hand, gives you watered-down champagne, Twinkies and a ...

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