Earlier this week, we gave our Twitter followers a challenge: make up an Avengers joke. The prize? A pair of tickets for the Avengers Assemble European premiere in Westfield, London.
Perhaps unsurprisingly we were swamped with hundreds of responses, which varied from the truly dreadful to the, um, not so truly dreadful.
So it was our honour and our duty to dig through them all, eventually picking two winners, who can be found below - and below that, you can see the other greatest hits you guys came up with... if you dare.
Proper Optimus @beggarsoshat Can't wait to try Thor and Tony Stark's new brand of toothpaste, Armor & Hammer #Avengersjoke Genevieve Taylor @GenGens What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Hulk? The Star-Spangled Banner! #Avengersjoke Laura Beth Hirst @laurabhirst Found Iron Man,Hulk,Thor,Cap'n America,Black Widow & Hawkeye in the bins, they said they were the Sc'avengers* #Avengersjoke The Real Sumit Dutta @SumitKD What did the ice salesman say to Thor? Bifrost! #Avengersjoke (sorry its quite early) Luciano Disandolo @Luciano_D1 Why does @twhiddleston never appear in Avenger tribute acts? Because he has no Loki-like... #avengersjoke
Sophia Shillito @sophiashillito Not sure how people could get Avengers Assemble confused w the 60s show. One of them's much more apeeling. #Avengersjoke
Turtle @turtleinlondon When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. #AvengersJoke
Nadia @reveriewit Why did hipster Loki not want to go back to Jotunheim? Because he visited before it was cool #Avengersjoke
What would Iron Man be without a sense of humour? Batman #Avengersjoke #HeReallyNeedsToLightenUp
Why does Tony Stark call his ex-girlfriend by the wrong name? Because he wants to repulsor #BaRumPumTish #Avengersjoke
James Passey @Pastillio What did Ron Burgundy say to motivate the Avengers? NEWS TEAM ASSEMBLE! #Avengersjoke
Aaron E @areveritt The Hulk and Jolly Green Giant walked into a bar... It was the setup to a corny joke. #Avengersjoke