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Naughty New Nymphomaniac Posters Land
Not safe for anywhere

10 October 2013  |  Written by Phil de Semlyen  |  Source: The Hollywood Reporter

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Lars von Trier's latest cinematic grenade is arcing gently towards the big screen, pin pulled and fuse lit. The marketing campaign, easily the fruitest until someone greenlights a Man From Del Monte biopic, has delivered another consignment of Nymphomaniac posters that are... erm, well, you'd better see for yourself.


As a wise woman once wrote: "Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my collection of ageing character actors and fresh-faced newcomers."

Yes, that is Stellan Skarsgard mid-orgasm. And, we don't know how to say this: it's Tintin, too. The other cast members to get the posterus interruptus treatment are Willem Dafoe, Christian Slater, Stacy Martin, Mia Goth, Connie Nielsen, Sophie Kennedy Clark, Jens Albinus, Nicolas Boe and Udo Kier.

The teaser campaign, a cryptic collection of Nympho-titbits that has been messing with our marbles for a few months now and a slyly sexualised poster, should give away to a full-blown trailer to shed light on the characters and storyline. At the moment it's just David Duchovny shy of an episode of the Red Shoe Diaries.
 
Nymphomaniac will arrive in Danish cinemas on December 25. It should get a UK release early in 2014.

Image credits: Caspar Sejersen


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Terrific - attention grabbing stuff! I'll never look at Stellan Skarsgard the same way again! Poor effort forom Uma & Shia though. More

Posted by sideshow_mang at 20:18 on 14 October 2013 | Report This Post

RE: Naughty New Nymphomaniac Posters Land
L: Empire Admin Post your comments on <a href=/news/story.asp?NID=39005><b>this article</b></a> ell that's put me off my lunch... More

Posted by DancingClown at 13:22 on 14 October 2013 | Report This Post

RE: disgusting
L: dcrow1975 I have been buying Empire magazine for 20 years, and I cannot understand why you would show these disgusting posters, and who would want to watch such filth, everyone in it must be sick or broke. I really hope that you do not even rate this film, or give it the light of day. o your going into the film with an open mind then? More

Posted by waltham1979 at 13:01 on 14 October 2013 | Report This Post

Ha ha brilliant Udo Kier yes, yes, yes, love Von trier's recent output More

Posted by hi charlie at 18:23 on 13 October 2013 | Report This Post

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I have been buying Empire magazine for 20 years, and I cannot understand why you would show these disgusting posters, and who would want to watch such filth, everyone in it must be sick or broke. I really hope that you do not even rate this film, or give it the light of day. More

Posted by dcrow1975 at 07:32 on 13 October 2013 | Report This Post

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Just brilliant...in every way More

Posted by pgmark at 13:08 on 11 October 2013 | Report This Post

That's put me off my lunch...
The Udo Kier and Nicloas Bro photos, for God's sake why??? More

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