"Can I get any of you cunts a drink?" Ed
Played By: Nick Frost
Film: Shaun Of The Dead
Why He's On The List: Even Simon Pegg knew that, when writing the Ed part for his real life BFF, Nick Frost, he was giving him the scene-stealing role. Everyone knows someone like Ed - slovenly, bit of an arsehole, but he's a mate because he makes you laugh - and Frost is perfect as a lovable, loyal lump who can't help but say the wrong thing at the wrong time. Every time.
Finest Hour: His genuinely touching death scene. Oh, spoiler.